Chet The Dog

Posts Tagged ‘White House’

In The News

Not everyone wants to live in the White House. Isn’t Major entitled to his opinion? Of course, some ways of expressing it are better than others. (For more on politics and the nation within, check out the next Chet and Bernie novel.)

From Our White House Correspondent

Flash: Sunny joins Bo at the White House! Everything will go smoothly from here on in.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bo-obama-playmate-obamas-adopt-dog-article-1.1431320

Welcome Max, Caper.

Obamas’s Dog 2

What was I going to post about? The Obamas’s dog, right? Bernie says they still haven’t got him. What’s going on? I thought it was all set – a Portuguese water dog – great choice, isn’t there a good fountain for swimming in at the White House? – yeah, a Portuguese water dog named Frank the Moose. Perfect! So what’s the holdup? Don’t tell me they’ve got more important work to do, because what could be more important? I want those two little girls to be happy, and I bet there’s a Portuguese water dog in a shelter who wants to be happy too. I’ve got faith in Mr. and Mrs. Obama – he’s got very unusual ears for a human, meaning he’s real good at hearing, and she’s got strong arms, so they should be doing a great job. Come on, Obamas! Let’s get it done.