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Mrs. Publicist: What do you think of the new name for the Washington Football Team?

Pete: Commanders? Isn’t it a bit on the bland side? Why didn’t they push it a little farther and go with Commandos?

Mrs. Publicist: Too aggressive?

Pete: Maybe you’re onto something. Football could go the other way, sandbagging the opposition with names like … like Sloths.

Mrs. Publicist: Sloths?

Pete: “Sloths, second and eight on their own twenty … the play clock is winding down.”