Posts Tagged ‘Ruff vs. Fluff’

RUFF VS. FLUFF COVER …

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December 14th, 2018 Posted 8:07 am

… but not a reveal, like yesterday’s post, since the cover of this upcoming novel (first in the new middle-grade Queenie and Arthur series – available to adults with fake ID) – has already been revealed. But what the heck?

(And to the Plunderers and the anonymous calendar donor – love Zoe’s page – many many thanks.)

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Ruff Vs. Fluff: The First Paragraph

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November 26th, 2018 Posted 8:16 am

(Coming in March; middle-grade but available to adults with fake ID; fake ID happily supplied here – just send $1000 in small unmarked bills. Have a nice day!)

Chapter One: Queenie

I have the most beautiful voice. I use it to say just one thing: Me-ow! Have you ever heard anything so lovely? And it starts with “me”! How great is that? I love starting with me. In fact, I have no time for anything that doesn’t start with me and keep on going with me right until it ends, with me. Me – or actually ME – is how I think of myself, but you can call me Queenie, like all the other humans. Call me Queenie – but don’t expect me to come, or perform some stupid trick, or pay the slightest attention to you. You have my permission to look at me all you want. I don’t blame you. I’m a thing of beauty.

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RUFF VS. FLUFF

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November 14th, 2018 Posted 6:57 am

Yesterday we promised the first 2 sentences of RUFF VS. FLUFF, the first Queenie and Arthur novel, coming in March. (See yesterday’s post for the details on why and how to send us $1000 in small bills.) Now, instead of a measly 2 sentences, how about a very generous 5? Here is the beginning of RUFF VS. FLUFF.

I have the most beautiful voice. I use it to say just one thing: Me-ow! Have you ever heard anything so lovely? And it starts with “me”! How great is that?

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November 13th, 2018 Posted 8:44 am

Deadline looming! But how about tomorrow we post the first sentence – or maybe 2! – of RUFF VS. FLUFF, #1 in the new Queenie and Arthur middle grade series, coming in March. (Available for adults with fake ID. If you need fake ID please send SASE $1000 in small bills to me at your convenience.)

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