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February 3rd, 2009 Posted 4:11 pm

Bernie just took some leftovers from the fridge and sniffed to see if they were still good. I love when Bernie tries to smell something. The human nose is so small and useless. What’s up with that? Their ears aren’t so small, though, but they’re pretty useless, too.  Bernie’s eyes are good, unlike lots of other humans. I hate when they wear glasses, makes them seem more like machines than they already are. But don’t get me wrong – I like just about every human I ever met, except for perps and gangbangers, and even some of them were not too bad. 

Bernie’s dumping the leftovers in the garbage, even though I can smell from across the room that they’re perfectly fine. Here’s an interesting fact: the top of the garbage can comes off no problem.


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