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A Perp …

… who could have stepped right out of a C&B novel.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/28/man-calls-911-asks-for-police-dog-to-search-for-stolen-heroin/

Happy Labor Day!

Do perps take the day off? That’s what Bernie wants to know.

Winnie-The-Perp

“Here’s an interesting story,” Bernie says. “A black bear was walking around the Great Smoky Mountains with her head caught in a jar. They tranquilized her and got it fixed – otherwise, kind of like Winnie-the-Pooh.”

Winnie-the-Pooh? Sounds like a perp, meaning one day he’ll be breaking rocks in the hot sun. Looking forward to that, Senor Pooh? As for bears, that reminds me of something in The Dog Who Knew Too Much, something I don’t even want to think about. So I won’t.

Welcome Schatze the original Book Hound.

Dominique: Perp?

“Been following the saga of this Dominique guy?” Admin says. “Head of the IMF and a leading French socialist politico?”

“Not really,” says Spence. “Been busy with the proofs.”

“For The Dog Who Knew Too Much, or – “

“Yeah. So what’s the thing with Dominique?”

“The lesson,” says Admin, “is we should have been socialists. He stays in $3000 a night hotel suites and seems to have a first-class seat at his disposal at all times.”

“To each according to his needs,” says Spence.

Welcome Lance and Beemer.

Breaking news: There’s a brand new excerpt from The Dog Who Knew Too Much over at the FB page.