Chet The Dog

Posts Tagged ‘missing persons’

Worrisome Message

Memo to all departments:

Bernie Little of the Little Detective Agency and his dog Chet are overdue from a Memorial Day Weekend hike in the eastern desert and are now considered missing. 

signed,

Rick Torres, Sgt., Valley PD Missing Persons

Memories Are Made Of This

Does this ever happen to you: you know there’s something you’re supposed to be doing, but you can’t remember what? It’s happening to me right now! And whatever it is is so close, like a shadowy person just about to step under a street light, a sight I’ve seen more than once on stakeouts with Bernie. We run the Little Detective Agency, in case I haven’t mentioned that yet. Our specialty is missing persons cases but lots of times we’ve had to do divorce work, too, on account of our finances being a mess. Once Bernie invested in this company that was going to make Hawaiian pants. After that was all over, Bernie said, “Hawaiian shirts are big, so what the hell happened?” I didn’t know. The whole clothes thing is a little beyond me, although I admit I prefer when humans keep them on. 

Where was I?