Posts Tagged ‘javelina’

Javelinas in Chet and Bernie Country


April 17th, 2020 Posted 7:37 am


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Javelina on the Move!


February 26th, 2020 Posted 7:40 am

(hat tip Carol H)


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Flying Objects: None


August 23rd, 2010 Posted 9:09 am

“Kirby T. Penworthy picked up on the elephant-pattern rug thing,” Admin says.

“Wow,” says Spence.

I know what they’re talking about – the rug in the office. This is at our place – Bernie’s and mine – on Mesquite Road. A great place – wouldn’t live anywhere else, unless Bernie did – with the canyon out back. I can smell a javelina at the moment, in fact.

“Some of the plunderers also think we’ve written ourselves into a corner,” Admin says.

“What do you think?” says Spence.

“Even money,” says Admin. “How was BarkWorld?”

“Hard to describe. Twitter was big – the whole thing was being twittered in real time by just about everybody on this big screen. All the speakers had lots of hi-tech stuff going on.”

“Except you.”

“Correct. I mostly talked about the plunderers and then I read that scene at the start of Chapter 5 in Dog On It.”

“How did that go?

“No one threw anything.”


Thanks, Seth.


Nightmare At Fetzer’s Gallery


May 3rd, 2009 Posted 6:54 am

The javelina led me down into a gully and then came a surprise. It suddenly turned on me and grew much bigger, as big as an elephant. I know elephants from Animal Planet – we watch it a lot, me and Bernie. At the same time, it stopped smelling like a javelina. I picked up that somewhat toady but with slight fishness added smell: snake. Uh-oh. What was going on? The huge snake-smelling javelina snarled at me and came forward. I barked my head off, but it kept coming. I bumped into solid wall. Nowhere to go. The javelina showed me its tusks, long as swords and dripping with blood. 

“Chet? Hey – you having a bad dream, boy?


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