Chet The Dog

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Please Be Fake News

http://nypost.com/2017/08/02/hipster-dog-owners-are-becoming-anti-vaxers/

Congratulations Riley!

The random # generator (made in a hipster garage in Seattle) has spoken: “Riley!” Congrats to Riley, Chet’s April Friend of the month, who will be in the special place on the right until May. As soon as we get a mailing address for Riley’s human companion (send to spence.quinn@gmail.com), a signed (and paw-printed!) copy of The Sound and the Furry will be winging its way.

Next month this could be you! Just send a photo into the gallery, as Lucy Lou & Darah Thea from Canada; Ginger; Trixie & Chico; Xena; leisurely dude; and Lucy Ball did today. It’s easy! It’s fun! No downside! Huge payoff!

Friend of the Month Reminder

“Thirty days hath – uh-oh,” says Admin. “Time for the friend of the month reminder.”

“What’s with ‘hath’ anyway,” says Spence.

“Who knowest? The point is – check the right of the screen. See Hilton? Equine, yes, but also Chet’s January Friend of the Month. His human companion sent in a photo to the Friends of Chet gallery. The random number generator – “

“Which has been replaced, by the way, due to complaints about our old one, East German Army surplus, circa 1956 – “

” – did the rest. Winner stays over there for the month and the winner’s human companion gets a signed and paw-printed copy of the latest Chet and Bernie novel, in this case The Sound and the Furry. Just send in a photo!”

Our new random number generator, made in a hipster garage in Seattle, circa 2019:

Ruff Club

Bernie’s been reading about something called the Ruff Club. “Think you’d ace the interview, big guy?” He gives me a long look. “Or not?” He turns back to the paper and starts muttering things like “East Village” and “what if I wore a fedora?” I get a little more comfortable on the couch, and I was pretty comfortable to begin with.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/03/fashion/ruff-club-brings-exclusivity-to-the-pet-world.html?_r=0