Chet The Dog

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Advanced Studies

“Not sure I’m getting this right,” Spence says. “You’re saying there’s a relationship between Deflategate and climate?”

“Think about it,” says Admin. “The air in those balls contained CO2.”

“So Tom Brady is responsible for global warming?”

“I just follow the facts where they lead me.”

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“Why not?” says Spence.

“See this snow shovel in my hand?” says Admin. “That’s why not. Where is global warming when you need it, if I can ask that question without bringing universal internet wrath down on my head?”