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Fun With Donkeys And Elephants

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October 22nd, 2010 Posted 10:24 am

“People aren’t at their best these days,” Spence says.

“I’ve noticed,” says Admin. “Who are you voting for?”

“That’s my business.”

They glare at each other for a bit, and then look at me.

“Who do you think Chet would vote for?” Spence says.

“Hard to say,” says Admin. “The donkeys would take some of his Slim Jims and spread them around. The elephants would try to incentivize an increase in the overall Slim Jim supply in the hope that some would fall into the hands of the Iggys of the world.”

Donkeys? Elephants? Hands of Iggy? No wonder people weren’t at their best. But no one gets my Slim Jims, let’s be clear about that.

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