Chet The Dog

Posts Tagged ‘e-story 3’

E-Reader How-To

About TAIL OF VENGEANCE, the new e-short story (July 8), Ms. Publicist says: “We’ve had some questions about how non e-readers can read it, too. The answer is: many ways! If you have an iPhone, Android, or any other smartphone — download the Kindle, Kobo, Nook or Apple iBooks apps and you can buy it through the app. You can also download Adobe Digital Editions (for free!), then download the ePub version of the book (why not from S&S?) and read it on your computer. You can even print it from your computer!”

http://books.simonandschuster.com/Tail-of-Vengeance/Spencer-Quinn/The-Chet-and-Bernie-Mystery-Series/9781476703633

Chetspeak on Sunday

Things have a way of suddenly speeding up in this life, or at least in mine. By speeding up I mean going faster than you yourself—meaning me, in this case—can actually go, if you see what I mean. No problem if you don’t: I don’t either, really.

“CHET!”

And then you’ve just got to go faster than you can go. What choice is there? So that’s what I did out on the street in front of Livia’s Friendly Coffee and More. Somehow I had that whole box of biscuits in my mouth? Have I mentioned that already? More like an edge of the box, to be more accurate—no way a mouth, even a big one like mine, could take in a whole extra-large size box of extra-large size biscuits. My plan was to . . . was to . . . Never mind plans! Full speed ahead! I zoomed my very fastest, claws ripping into the pavement, the air full of biscuits streaming by. What a life! Had I ever . . . Biscuits streaming by?

– from Tail of Vengeance, the new C&B e-story, coming July 8. $0.99! You can find that under the couch cushions.

What’s In A Name?, a conversation between Ms. Publicist and Spence about a character in the Chet and Bernie series which normally appears on the 15th of the month, will be posted tomorrow.

Coming July 8!

Welcome Onyx from Wisconsin.

Chetspeak on Sunday! Even Though …

“Like maybe you think I’m delusional,” Sherry said. “If I’m delusional, how do you explain this?” She held out her hand. A huge ring glittered and sparkled on one of her fingers. “Ric gave it to me Saturday night.”

“So you’re engaged?” Bernie said.

“Engaged? Wh at would an engagement ring be doing on this finger?” She stuck up her middle finger, possibly to give Bernie a better view. “We’re talking four flawless carats here, Bernie.”

“Very pretty.”

– from Tail of Vengeance, the new C&B e-short, coming July 8.