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June 14th, 2014 Posted 9:23 am

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Chet And Bernie In Action (More): From A Cat Was Involved

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August 27th, 2012 Posted 8:07 am

And meanwhile, up above me, the other dude was circling around Bernie real quick and crablike, throwing punches and landing every one—pop pop pop. Oh, no. Bernie wasn’t a fighter? What a disappointment! The dude must have realized that. He smiled—what nice teeth he had, big for a human—wound up and swung a from-the-heels roundhouse directly at Bernie’s head. That was when Bernie moved, so fast and smooth it was hard to see: he ducked under the dude’s fist, stepped in and belted him bang on the point of his chin. There was a bonecracking thud and the dude’s eyes rolled right up. He keeled over and lay still. Some of those big beautiful teeth fluttered out.

At the same time, my guy was making whimpering noises I didn’t like. I shook my head a bit, sinking my teeth in deeper. Bernie knelt beside me. “Chet? That should do it.”

From A Cat Was Involved, the Chet and Bernie origin story, available for download all over the place. (The price? $.99!)

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