“That’s certainly how it must look in Stovernia,” Spence says. “In case anyone still cares, we’ll first repeat the question: What do Ty Cobb (lifetime B.A. .366) and George Sisler (lifetime B.A. .340) have in common with Chris Davis (lifetime B.A. .255) and Darnell McDonald (lifetime B.A. .247)? This answer, from Robert Lane, although not actually accurate by any rational standard, has a certain je ne sais quoi:”

They are all dead.

“If only everyone would clean up properly,” says Admin.

“But there have been some behavioral glitches, too.”

“I’ve seen human behavioral glitches at the beach. We don’t ban ourselves.”

“Audrey and Pearl sure had fun at the beach the other day. And not on leashes.”

“Yeah, but no one was around. Much different from the Florida pictures in the article. Let’s see what Down Below thinks.”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-15/beach-dog-park/54982432/1

What do Ty Cobb (lifetime B.A. .366) and George Sisler (lifetime B.A. .340) have in common with Chris Davis (lifetime B.A. .255) and Darnell McDonald (lifetime B.A. .247)?

And here’s an answer from Patricia Kirkwood:

All were winners and losers…

I don’t want to be a loser — I want to be a WINNER! of The Dog Who Knew Too Much…

Please and Thank you!

Chris Davis:

“I’m sure he’ll be crossing the pond sometime soon,” says Admin. “If you’ll forgive a Col. Blimpism.”

“Not even sure what that is.”

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/13/britains-got-talent-simon-cowell-dog-offers

And this answer’s from Christine:

That they were all batters. Is that the word? Batters?

Darnell McDonald:

This is the kind of thing that makes baseball great (besides the way it tastes, Chet might say). I mean you don’t see Eli Manning kicking a field goal in the waning seconds of a game, do you? Darnell McDonald and Chris Davis are just the latest baseball players to become the main characters in a non-pitchers pitching duel. And Cobb and Sisler were among the first. In Boston on Sunday, McDonald, in as a pinch runner, and Davis, a designated hitter, became pitching rivals when their bullpens emptied out in what would end up a 17-inning, 9-6 Red Sox loss. Cobb and Sisler, with those great batting averages, apparently faced each other twice, and both of them fared pretty well. At least it would have been tough for the manager to walk out to the mound to take either one out of the game—both were also managers of their teams! Wouldn’t you love to be able to go back in time to see just one of those games?

Ty Cobb: 

Welcome Topi from Finland. 

“We do,” says Admin. “And it was very hard to choose. The answers were uniformly wonderful. People think in such different ways. It’s so much fun.”

“And an argument against standardized testing?”

“Let’s just leave it as so much fun. First, let’s repeat the question, derived from a baseball game, played May 6 of this year, Red Sox (sigh) versus Orioles. The question: What do Ty Cobb (lifetime B.A. .366) and George Sisler (lifetime B.A. .340) have in common with Chris Davis (lifetime B.A. .255) and Darnell McDonald (lifetime B.A. .247)?”

“And the selection criteria,” Spence says, “to quote from the blog post of May 7: ‘The winning answer will be the one Admin likes best.’”

“Correct,” Admin says. “And I’ve narrowed it down to one winner, whose answer we’ll now post. But in coming days, let’s post some of the other answers – they’re just so good. So, if Kirby T. Penworthy will please email Spence with a postal address, a signed and paw-stamped copy of The Dog Who Knew Too Much will be on its way. Here’s Kirby’s answer. Congratulations!”

Chris Davis and Darnell McDonald have been in the news lately because they are position players, yet both ended up on the mound in a 17-inning marathon game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Boston Red Sox. As news outlets have widely reported, it was the first time two position players had pitched against each other since Ty Cobb and George Sisler performed the same feat in 1925.

What you may not know is that the 1925 game was actually the second to feature Cobb and Sisler. The two pitched opposite each other seven years earlier. America had entered World War I, and the Secretary of War ruled that baseball was not an essential industry. Many players, including both Cobb and Sisler, were scheduled to serve in the military after the premature end of the 1918 season. Cobb’s Detroit Tigers and Sisler’s St. Louis Browns were out of the pennant race, so as a stunt the two pitched against each other in the second game of a doubleheader on Sept. 1.

While Cobb and Sisler didn’t face each other as batters in the 1925 game, in 1918 Cobb pitched to Sisler, who hit a double. In the 2012 game, Davis and McDonald faced each other, with Davis grounding out, and McDonald hitting into a double play to end the game.

There are more commonalities between the two pairs: Cobb and Sisler played outfield and first base, respectively; McDonald also plays outfield, while Davis plays first base. Cobb threw right-handed, but batted left-handed; Davis also throws right and bats left.

Another interesting tidbit: All three games were played on Sundays.

P.S. I hope the fact that Dad is a lifelong Baltimore Orioles fan will not influence your decision!

George Sisler: 

And an announcement: Melanie’s wonderful Snowhook video can now be watched here at the blog – just go to the About button up top.

“August fourteenth, about a month before A Fistful of Collars,” says Spence. “I can’t address any rumors at this time.”

“And what’s the download price, if you don’t mind my asking?”

“Ninety-nine cents.”

“Seems reasonable, unless it’s one of those extra-short short stories.”

“It is not.”

“OK, then – when do I get to read it?”

“August fourteenth – didn’t we just cover that?”

Our condolences to Staff, Dawson and Catty Librarian.

Welcome Catherine, Athena, Kerby, Bear.

Admin: And don’t forget the pop quiz (see yesterday’s post). Entries accepted until high noon today ET, or even later! (Spence: huh?)

Selection Criteria: The winning answer will be the one Admin likes best.

Deadline: Wednesday at high noon, ET.

Submission process: Send answers to spence.quinn@gmail.com. Subject: stupid quiz. Winner announced here on Thursday.

Question: What do Ty Cobb (lifetime B.A. .366) and George Sisler (lifetime B.A. .340) have in common with Chris Davis (lifetime B.A. .255) and Darnell McDonald (lifetime B.A. .247)?