Welcome to Up On The Woof Top (coming Oct. 17, preorders welcome):

Not long after that, we turned onto a single-lane road, a very unusual road paved with red and green bricks. Soon we rolled up to a gatehouse and came to a stop. A very tall dude with a tiny strip of tinsel caught in his beard stepped out.
“Merry Christmas!” he said.
“Well, it’s a little early, but – “
“And welcome to Kringle Ranch! Mr. Little, I presume?”
“Bernie,” said Bernie.
“And this must be Chet. My goodness!” He pressed a button and the gate swung open. “Second left, third right’ll take you straight to Cratchit House. Key and welcome note are under the mat. Enjoy your stay! Merry Christmas!”
“Same to you,” Bernie said.
“That’s what I like to hear! They don’t call me Santa’s gatekeeper for nothin’.”


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5 Responses to “Welcome!”

  1. Wose-The Small and Meek
    11:51 am on September 25th, 2023


    The Kringle Ranch…love it! I want to go there. ;^)

    Create a good day!

  2. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:26 pm on September 25th, 2023

    Cratchit House!….ooooer!…I’m sure this is going to be a very very entertaining story!…snort!…It is set in Colorado youse all know, right???…heh!

    Rose!…My friend says she wants to go there with you and she whispered that maybe I could come along…heeee!

  3. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:50 pm on September 25th, 2023

    Masterchef!…Hey the newest Masterchef lives about 25 miles from me…snort!snort!…We just watched the finale (a few days old). As we really thought the young gal from Denver, CO would winnit!…heh!twirl!yeeep! …Way to go Grant of Altoona, Ia…chuffle!

  4. mlaiuppa
    10:00 pm on September 25th, 2023

    Oh, BOY!!

    I want to go there.

  5. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:10 pm on September 25th, 2023

    Altoona, IA????….yeeeee!yark!

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