Waste Not, Want Not
“Here’s a good idea,” Bernie says. “Waste scooping companies. They’ve got names like Dr. Scoopy Poo, Dog Entremanure, Yucko’s, Grand Poobah, Call of Doodie, Mine Sweepers Pet Waste Removal. You get the picture.”
I didn’t actually. The subject, whatever it was, didn’t interest me at all.
“There’s even a trade group – the Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists. As for costs, this place on Long Island charges $12 to clean up after one dog once a week and $21 for two dogs twice a week. The total annual volume of – what would we call it? product? – is estimated at 10.9 million tons. So the opportunity’s out there, Chet. Kind of like facts on the ground.”
Bernie’s still talking about this, whatever it is? My eyelids are getting very heavy.
Thanks to Jim Sterba, WSJ.
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