Titles, Anybody?
Ms. Publicist reminds us that you have a chance to name the next Chet and Bernie mystery. All we know about it is it takes place mostly in the Big Easy and nearby bayou country. Please email spencerquinntitles@gmail.com with your title ideas in the subject line. That way we’ll have them all in one place – and no one can steal your ideas! Not that anyone would ever do that!
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8:49 am on October 4th, 2012
My. Wants to know when the deadline is. Her brain works a little on the slow side sometimes.
9:02 am on October 4th, 2012
Wolfie, I think it must be soon because they are really pushing it.
9:04 am on October 4th, 2012
http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Clifford&state=ND&site=FGF&lat=47.3483&lon=-97.4093
Mr.Staff is getting snow!
9:13 am on October 4th, 2012
Staff! Snow! Sounds like fun!!!
Rio! I hope you, your friend and Beau are sleeping in this morning.
Terry, I would LOVE to see the Yankees in a playoff game at the Stadium…Tix are so expensive, guess the living room will have to do.
Sammie and MollyPop’s Mom: Yipee!
9:30 am on October 4th, 2012
I haven’t been able to think of a title. Remember I liked “To Bark, Perchance to Bite.”
Good morning all.
9:41 am on October 4th, 2012
Ode to Joy,
this is for all the Plunderers who need it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBaHPND2QJg
9:44 am on October 4th, 2012
We are trying so hard to come up with a good title. So far, no go.
10:01 am on October 4th, 2012
Mr.Staff posted this on facebook last night. If you need an explanation of the Ex-cub factor we can provide it.
“The MLB network guy predicted that the Oakland would beat Texas because of the infamous ex-Cub factor. Texas has more ex-Cubs than Oakland- and the starting pitcher and catcher for Texas today were both ex-Cubs. Not only that – they were Cubs this year. Current score is 12-5 Oakland.”
10:04 am on October 4th, 2012
Great Ode to Joy video!
10:14 am on October 4th, 2012
Elementary is on tonight.
10:25 am on October 4th, 2012
Thank you, Staff.
I think we all needed the Ode To Joy.
B: You are so right!
Terry: Saw your post from last night. Yuji is waiting for you up-top this morning.
Hi Steve!
Good Morning All.
10:31 am on October 4th, 2012
Good morning all. No great book titles coming forth from here either.
The tree in front of our window has turned a most amazing yellow gold, breathtaking, but now the leaves are starting to fall. Bummer.
10:47 am on October 4th, 2012
Macy, Very well said last night about the Rangers. I still haven’t recovered from last year’s World Series and now the Rangers go and do this.
Good Morning Everyone!
10:56 am on October 4th, 2012
I just sent in a title. Heh!
10:58 am on October 4th, 2012
Tip-Top! …Of the morning!…snort!… We three are all very happy and what’s this?….sniff!….My friend is actually sitting in a chair reading a book without someone nagging her to do something else….snort!….Her mother did call a while ago and said the big bus was running late so she has another couple of hours on that darned thing….wheeze!….But she is doing well only very, very tired because she did not sleep like she was planning to during the night-ride through Nebraska….grunt!….Now back to The Fury Of Rachel Monette!!!!
11:00 am on October 4th, 2012
Title!…Yee gads!…snort!…I have to think of a title for the next Chet and Bernie adventure….wheeze!….I wonder what Stover came up with?…wuffle!…And what do you win if your title is picked? Do you win a free trip or cash?….chuffle!
11:10 am on October 4th, 2012
Thank you Staff. Raven would have loved that. I’ve put it on Facebook for him.
This is from YSAS’s Facebook page . . (I hadn’t heard this one)
So since I will be dead on tv on CBS’s Elementary. I figured I would share two stories. One tonight and one after the show tomorrow.
The first day I worked I was in make up most of the day. For all the evidence photos and test wounds
When they were applying the autopsy scars on my chest I felt the make up lady pull a few hairs. No problem I’m a man I won’t say anything. Later when the day was done she went to remove the scars and found that she actually stitched me, TWICE. Same spot both sides. Ouch. But lol.
Enjoy the show everyone.
11:13 am on October 4th, 2012
We will be watching!
11:13 am on October 4th, 2012
Rio: I won’t tell what my suggested title is until after the new title is announced. (It wasn’t “To Bark, Perchance to Bite.”)
11:15 am on October 4th, 2012
I think that make-up lady should be more careful.
11:46 am on October 4th, 2012
Poor YSAS. Ouch! But it was worth it. You are a Star!
Melanie: We all will be watching tonight!
Titles? My mind is blank. It must be due to hunger.
BBL
12:25 pm on October 4th, 2012
Elementary!…I am so excited to see Clarkson on the show….snort!snort!…We are having a Dead Body party tonight, right?…sniff!…Someones making hot wings, right! right?
12:27 pm on October 4th, 2012
I sent in a title also.
Now what channel is Elementary on? I bet Dad doesn’t get it.
12:29 pm on October 4th, 2012
CBS! We have that one! YaHOOO
12:36 pm on October 4th, 2012
I am going to “rest my eyes” with a relaxation cd. I hope this will allow me to stay up and watch and use the iPaw at the same time to play with youse guys.
BBL
12:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
Books!…My friend and I are organizing her small bookcase in our very small bedroom…sniff!…We found out that we have duplicate copies of Alexander McCall Smith’s The Tears of The Giraffe and Morality For Beautiful Girls…snort!…If any of youse guys want these books my friend said she will mail them to you…sneeze!…First come first served!…heh!
12:44 pm on October 4th, 2012
We just set up our DVR to record dead YSAS. Probably can’t stay up that late on a weeknight.
12:50 pm on October 4th, 2012
Elementary comes on at 9 here. What times does it come on in the Eastern Time Zone?
12:53 pm on October 4th, 2012
Mom says DirectTV lists it at 10:00 here on the East Coast.
12:59 pm on October 4th, 2012
DVR is set for tonight.
YSAS – two words – workmen’s comp.
1:03 pm on October 4th, 2012
Nine and Ten are late for us hard working Sibers. I will make sure to get a good nap this afternoon.
1:06 pm on October 4th, 2012
We are bringing something most everyone likes…Salmon bon bons.
And I overheard BSD saying he is bringing steaks…very rare.
The question is: will he be able to stay awake? Here on the West Coast Elementary is on at 10 o’clock…pretty late for that guy.
Moi? I wouldn’t miss it for the world! Kat naps are my secret.
1:10 pm on October 4th, 2012
Yes, Elementary is on at 10:01 PM EST. (And you can do it Melanie.)
I’m making rice pudding so it smells like cinnamon here.
1:10 pm on October 4th, 2012
Nap!…My friend mentioned the “N” word too…heh!….We wouldn’t miss seeing Clarkson tonight for anything….Wooooo!
1:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
Dear Staff – thank you so much for that link to “Ode to Joy” It brought (happy) tears to our eyes.
After the poetry bout, our brains can’t come up with a title. How about “Chet and Bernie in the Big Easy”?
2:15 pm on October 4th, 2012
We only get a few channels, and only one of those channels comes in clear. SiberH, I am planning on bringing the canned salmon I received in my recent visit to a village on the Yukon.
2:26 pm on October 4th, 2012
Oh Boy! Thanks Rebecca, Two different ways to enjoy salmon tonight. I will bring green chili stew made with this year’s crop of Hatch Green Chili.
2:32 pm on October 4th, 2012
Here’s the finished poem (but changes can be made):
http://chetthedog.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Blog poem.wps
2:36 pm on October 4th, 2012
Sorry. That didn’t work.
2:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
I think I saw Hatch green chilis at Fresh Market. I asked if they had tahini paste (used in making hummus) and they had 3 choices!
I got a big hunk of salmon there last week during their 2-for-1 sale, and cut it into serving pieces. We still have a couple in the freezer, so I could bake them with a little lemon, butter and dill and Maggie can bring them to the party. Three ways to enjoy salmon.
2:54 pm on October 4th, 2012
In the deep bowels of earth, shadows played upon the rocks.
Lit by luminescent flickerings of myriad tiny forms–
The sprites aglow, attending to their tasks
Intently guarded, yet joyful
Untouched by details beyond their bounds
Moving to the music of crystalline drops
Rolling gently from chandeliered pendulums of stone,
They saw their shapes in dark and light
Course together in the bowels of the earth.
In the deep indigo of sky, light sparkled upon the clouds–
The stars’ luster patterns the approaching dawn,
Still beauty in the rain and foggy dark,
Awaiting the arrival of the autumn moon
The light of gathering harvest’s gold,
The final dance before winter’s sleep
When indigo turns to slate.
Aurora edging toward the promise of rising sun–
Rising, rising like the phoenix bringing forth a new season.
Flowers slowly lifting dew-dampened heads
Unfurling colors, emblazoning the meadow with perfumed pennants.
Birds and insects greeting each other with song and buzz.
The sprites now aglow with summer sun
Dancing to the music of time.
3:03 pm on October 4th, 2012
OH WOW! Youse guys are good!
I have now napped. Zoë’s cake has been picked up (celebrating on Sunday). Patsy is still asleep.
10:00! Okay, I can do this. This is going to be a rolling party if the 10:00 time continues through the states.
So NO hints about what is going on from us Easterners, to the midwesterners, to the mountaineers to the coasterers to the Alaskaers.
Food sounds awesome. We will be bringing lobster.
3:37 pm on October 4th, 2012
Melanie, The show is on here at 9:00, so we will be watching it at the same time. The description says “Holmes investigates the murder of a young man who was shot while entering his apartment”. Assuming he is already dead when the show starts. I would think it would be difficult to stay perfectly still and not breath or flutter one’s eyes. Clarkson must be a really good actor!
3:44 pm on October 4th, 2012
Clarkson!…Sewn into his make-up!…snort!…Did he bleed for real?…yeeep!….I want to bite that ladies ankles for hurting my Clarkson!…sniff!
3:46 pm on October 4th, 2012
B: Thanks for posting the finished poem. Beautiful!
4:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
Thank you Masquers. It was fun.
I’m bringing a bottle of Cahors to the party and four butterscotch pies and four chocolate cream pies.
4:14 pm on October 4th, 2012
Red wine and chocolate! What a great combination.
4:15 pm on October 4th, 2012
Yum!
4:17 pm on October 4th, 2012
So, we have Bloody Mary’s and Road Kill and Boot Reer(?) for snackies. I don’t remember anyone actually signing up for hot wings.
Since we are all watching from our own homes, we may not actually need a potluck, but if each person makes one dish, we can blurrrrrrr them cross country and have lots of variety. The menu is looking pretty skimpy, I must say.
4:18 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wolfie’s dad turns 60 today.
4:22 pm on October 4th, 2012
The Big 60 for Wolfie’s dad! Happy Birthday!!!
4:44 pm on October 4th, 2012
Happy birthday Wolfie’s dad.
4:46 pm on October 4th, 2012
Oh, and yes I guess I need Wolfie to blur the pies since I won’t eat eight pies by myself.
4:51 pm on October 4th, 2012
Big, slurpy birthday kisses from Maggie to Wolfie’s dad.
4:51 pm on October 4th, 2012
Happiest of birthdays to you, Wolfie’s dad!!!
4:54 pm on October 4th, 2012
Happy Birthday Wolfie’s Dad!
Wolfie, you are going to be doing a lot of blurring. The salmon and pies need to come to NM
Thanks for posting the finished poem, Stover. Some of the Plunderers are very good poets.
4:57 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wolfie — please extend our birthday wishes to your dad from all of us here in Chevy Chase.
SiberH — Hatch chilis. Yum. Yum.
Wookie
4:58 pm on October 4th, 2012
Happy birthday to Wolfie’s pop! Sixty is twice as nice as thirty, I’m sure of it.
I saw a bumper sticker last night that said, ‘I break for pie.’ I thougt Beau must have got the beausmobile out of the shop.
5:14 pm on October 4th, 2012
Title!…Hey I’ve thought of a title…snort!…The Big Wheezy or how about Two Pugs In A Pickle?…sniff!
5:34 pm on October 4th, 2012
We are all packed for the Shew this weekend. And since we have a big night of tv watching ahead of us, we are going out for pizza. So we will bring 20 pizzas to the party tonight. Half will be gluten free.
Bee – thank you for being the Poem Keeper. We really like it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLFIE’s DAD!!!!!
5:35 pm on October 4th, 2012
We are bringing food to tonight’s Dead Guy party, tho we probably can’t stay awake until the end. What are we bringing you ask? Why, Meashka’s week-old DEAD fuzzbutt, and we plan to bring a fresh
groundhogpossum. And the beer of the day…Rogue’s Dead Guy Ale, of course!Happy Birthday, Wolfie’s Dad!
5:37 pm on October 4th, 2012
Luna brought home half a moose leg the other day. She loves it, but I might be able to persuade her to share.
5:47 pm on October 4th, 2012
Siber H: You’re welcome.
5:49 pm on October 4th, 2012
T&G: Excellent! I was waiting to see what you thought of our poem.
6:01 pm on October 4th, 2012
I’m looking at the picture on Chet’s Facebook page–here on the blog. It’s true.
6:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
B, the poem is lovely!
6:47 pm on October 4th, 2012
Contributors to the poem are T&G, Macy, Wolfie, Staff, Howlers, Rio and me. I hope I didn’t forget anyone. I have contributions by lines in my notebook. Fun!
6:56 pm on October 4th, 2012
YSAS asked if Wolfie could blur by and pick up the 20pounds of the venison jerky he just finished up. He wishes he could be at the party, but he will be texting to a certain someone during the show. She had to fly home to be in a wedding.
7:06 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wings!…Someones making Wings, right?…snort!…And someone is going to pick up me and Beau, right? The Beaus-mobile is still locked up in the pound…grunt!
7:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wölfie, Happy Birthday to your Pa.
Riö, I had bought the 40 lobsters before I remembered the wings. I’m sorry. I have cleaned out the lobsters and then made them into little tiny cakes.
So I’m bringing loads of Lobsta Cakes.
7:11 pm on October 4th, 2012
Lobsta!…Melanie, I’m not sure I like lobsta or mot…sniff!…I’ve never eaten it before…grunt!…Just like moose, I’ve never eaten a moose before either…urp!
7:21 pm on October 4th, 2012
I’m watching the show Numbers and they made this statement about baseball: It is the most statistically driven sport in the world. Why is that? (A real question.)
7:22 pm on October 4th, 2012
Where is the party? Are we all meeting a Melanie’s or another location. If I remember one of recent parties was held on Admin’s roof.
7:22 pm on October 4th, 2012
Sneeze!… I have a title too. The Big Sneezy….yup!
7:25 pm on October 4th, 2012
Location!…I think it should be somewhere out in the Wild Wild West because it will be earlier in time…sniff!…Hey, what about here? Her mother is gone and my friend is busy catching up on all the reading she has been denied over the past year and 5 months…heh!
7:28 pm on October 4th, 2012
Moose probably tastes like deer, right? Well aged fuzzbutts taste like chicken. Barb remembers eating it fried when she was a little girl. Lobsta tastes like lobsta, nothing compares.
Spoiler alert – this is a bit gross. Barb heard this anthropologist on a tv interview once, who had dined with a primative tribe of cannibals. He indulged in the meal and said it tasted like pork!
7:28 pm on October 4th, 2012
Stats!….Yes, baseball fans love to play the numbers game…heh!heh!….Everything is recorded and studied with intense interest…snort!
7:29 pm on October 4th, 2012
Mr.Staff sent me this photo of our yard at the farm this morning. He was then told to go out and gently shake the snow off the forsythia (left) and the french lilac (right). He said they are standing up nicely now.
7:30 pm on October 4th, 2012
Staff!…We are supposed to get snow tomorrow…wheeze!…I hate the stuff with a passion…grunt!
7:32 pm on October 4th, 2012
Since I live in Buffalo, I will be bringing wings. They’re from Duffs, one of the best. They won’t be like the copies that are available elsewhere.
7:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
Sammie!…Bless you!…snort!snort!…Real wings comin’ my way!…Wooooooo!…Someone here made her kick-@ass spaghetti sauce without any help at all from someone else. She said it was quite enjoyable….wuffle!…We are going to eat!eat!eat! soon!….chuffle!
7:39 pm on October 4th, 2012
But why are statistics of interest in baseball…as opposed to basketball or football or, or, or…..
7:51 pm on October 4th, 2012
Staff: That is a beautiful picture. I can’t wait for our first snowfall!
7:51 pm on October 4th, 2012
BSTover,
That is an interesting question. I don’t know if anyone knows why for sure. It would make a good psychology master’s paper. Maybe because years ago when it all started they kept records And maybe the type of people who like baseball are part history junkies and part sports fans. The stats get really intricate and convoluted. There are many books about baseball stats.
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_James
Remember earlier this year when the Red Sox had the 17 inning game with the Orioles and they both used a regular player as the pitcher when the real pitchers were all used up? Well everyone was all excited because (according to the Washington Post) “That’s when Davis wrote his own chapter in history, becoming the first player to go 0-for-8 from the plate and earn a win in 107 years.”
Stats. They love them.
7:54 pm on October 4th, 2012
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/orioles-vs-red-sox-adam-jones-homers-in-17th-inning-and-first-baseman-chris-davis-is-baltimores-winning-pitcher/2012/05/06/gIQABfDl6T_story.html
Link to the story about baseball
7:54 pm on October 4th, 2012
Sports!….I think all sports enjoy statistics because it is a way to track how well a player is doing. Most fans of any sport likes see their favorite player’s stats. …snort!… Maybe baseball has more things they keep track of then other sports. I don’t know. I do know it is a big part of baseball player’s salaries, but this is true of all the other sports too….heh!
7:57 pm on October 4th, 2012
BSTOVER!!!!!!
NO PIE FOR YOU!
7:57 pm on October 4th, 2012
Stover, This is only a guess, but it could be because baseball is so much more complicated than the other sports, and it an older sport. Also, the history of baseball is sacred, but that is not true of the other sports.
The SNOW!! I am so jealous! That is a decent amount of snow for this time of year.
8:07 pm on October 4th, 2012
Beautiful snow! Lets party at Mr. Staff’s place!
8:10 pm on October 4th, 2012
Yes!…Beau and I won’t have to clean up the mess then…heh!heh!
8:15 pm on October 4th, 2012
It’s too darn early for SNOW in my opinion.
But time to bring out the Lederhosen for Oktoberfest. Heh.
8:16 pm on October 4th, 2012
Fellow Sibers!
That is it! That is where we will have the party. Who wants to be the first to tell Mr. Staff?
8:18 pm on October 4th, 2012
Me me me. I will email him to get ready right now! I haven’t seen Abbie and Alice for a whole week!
8:19 pm on October 4th, 2012
Sasha’s house-calling vet was here. She drew blood, and cleaned up a sore. Sasha was mortified. We are getting a prescription filled for pain meds. We will not do anything else until we get the results of the tests.
Meashka wanted to grab that vet by the pant-leg for hurting her little big sis.
8:20 pm on October 4th, 2012
Well’ I’m still awake. Sorta. . Another hour and forty minutes.
8:22 pm on October 4th, 2012
We are so excited. Have youse guys had Dead Guys Ale? It is great! And then we get to play dead in the snow!!!!!
(Whispering) Do youse think Aunt MollysMom will know this is a gh and not a possum?
8:23 pm on October 4th, 2012
Baseball is “sacred”? (_______–what am I thinking?)
Thanks for all of the stats info guys. No pie for me.
8:24 pm on October 4th, 2012
Baseball is America’s pastime and the most attended sporting event. More kids grow up playing baseball than any other sport.
I, for one, am looking forward to a big slice of B’s chocolate cream pie.
8:35 pm on October 4th, 2012
New title? My brain is already spinning out of control, and thick smoke is coming out my ears. We’ll be in touch.
Got back to Long Island this evening after a full week in Phoenix.
Have started a memorial web page for dad, which is ironic in a sense – I could never get him to go near a computer.
8:49 pm on October 4th, 2012
OHowlers – Does your fake possum look anything like this?

8:50 pm on October 4th, 2012
Terry, let us know where the page is that you are doing for your father.
I think I might some virtual coffee to help stay awake.
8:57 pm on October 4th, 2012
Terry: I’ll bet I know one little guy who was happy to see you.
Melanie: Won’t you join us in a cup of hot chocolate?
8:59 pm on October 4th, 2012
MollysMom!…That guy is just playing possum…snort!
9:00 pm on October 4th, 2012
Melanie!…Its 7:00 here so doesn’t the show start any minute for youse gusy on the east coast?…grunt!…You can do it! Its your beloved Son (playing dead)…sniff!
9:04 pm on October 4th, 2012
Melanie – sure thing. It’s at http://terryballard.org/shb/shbrip.html
Bear – Donna said that every night he’d be at the head of the stairs watching the door. When I walked in the door at 5, he went absolutely crackerdogs. Nothin like a dog.
Don’t remember if I told youse this, but Rescue Ink started putting some of my cat closeups on their Facebook pages, and had a gazillion shares. Tomorrow I get to see if any of this led to an adoption.
Good night Chet
9:08 pm on October 4th, 2012
SiberH: I just popped the top onto salmon.
9:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rio: It’s just after 9 here. Elementary starts at 10:01.
9:10 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rebecca!…Whaaat???…sniff!
9:12 pm on October 4th, 2012
Mountain-time!…It starts at 9:00pm here. I guess SiberH already told youse guys that. I wonder why it starts later on the eastern half of the country…sniff!…Makes no sense to me. I’m just glad I will get to see it again on ONDEMAND…heh!
9:12 pm on October 4th, 2012
Thanks Terry. I will check it out tomorrow.
Salmon have pot tops?
9:21 pm on October 4th, 2012
Ummm – we may be a few minutes late to the party. We are still waiting for the pizzas. We went to pick them up and right away noticed there wasn’t any Salmon, Possum or Dead Mouse pizza. The guy thought we were kidding.
So, now they are making the right pizzas. And the good news is they are going to give us the salami, pepperoni and shredded mozzarella ones anyway.
There’s enough pizza for everyone to have seconds, thirds, fourths etc.
9:29 pm on October 4th, 2012
Maggie has agreed to go to bed 15 minutes early so I can get down for the start of the show. The dead guys are always in the first part. Mr.Staff told me that.
And I will have time to blur over to the farm and nag Mr.Staff about not dusting or vacuuming or any of that stuff.
Whoo Hooo
9:37 pm on October 4th, 2012
Staff!…Very good point! Important to be watching right from the very start because the dead guy usually does appear first…heh!heh!…Then we can spend the whole party trying to figure out who killed Clarkson…wheeze!…I wonder if he even knows?….hmmmm.
9:42 pm on October 4th, 2012
Three hours, eighteen minutes to go until shew time.
9:43 pm on October 4th, 2012
MPM, That is NOT an Opossum. Looks like a groundhog or woodchuck to us.
9:54 pm on October 4th, 2012
As I gift, I was given a jar of salmon caught from the Yukon River. The jar top pops when you open it for the first time. I promised SiberH I would share.
Staff: Does Mr. Staff know about the party yet? Someone keeps looking from behind the curtains to the back yard and shaking his head.
9:54 pm on October 4th, 2012
Bear has the longest wait of all of us.
I am having some of Rebecca’s Salmon now…Alaska Salmon!
9:56 pm on October 4th, 2012
Will the Dead Body be on display throught the program or just at the beginning?
9:57 pm on October 4th, 2012
Pizza!…sniff!…What kinds are these again?…snort!…Hey, look. Thank dawg there is pepperoni….heh!
9:57 pm on October 4th, 2012
I am too nervous to eat!
9:58 pm on October 4th, 2012
Spit!…SiberH! What a question just as I was eating a piece of pizza…gah!
9:58 pm on October 4th, 2012
YSAS just called. He was making sure I was awake.
9:59 pm on October 4th, 2012
Melanie!….Momanager, you probably got Clarkson this gig, didn’t you?…heh!heh!…Enjoy it! Don’t be nervous! He will be awesome!…chuffle!
10:00 pm on October 4th, 2012
Here we go!
Yay YSAS!!!
10:00 pm on October 4th, 2012
One of his roommates said it was going to be weird to see him dead and yet be with him alive.
10:01 pm on October 4th, 2012
The snow in Mr. Staff’s yard is great. Every time Rio tries to make a snow angel, it shows up with horns and a spiked tail.
10:02 pm on October 4th, 2012
Interest!… I have to watch an hour of A Person Of Interest before we get to see Clarkson playing dead…sniff!…Never seen this show before…huffle!
10:02 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rebecca!…Heh!snort!…You must mean Beau, not myself…sniff!
10:03 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wellll!…Have you seen him? Have you seen him?…snort!
10:04 pm on October 4th, 2012
Yes, Rio, I did get him this gig. Look!,
10:05 pm on October 4th, 2012
I saw him!
10:05 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rio: Somehow, and I’m not sure how, Beau made his way inside the house and is now peeking outside and shaking his head along with Mr. Staff.
10:07 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wuffle!…SiberH and I have to wait for 52 minutes yet…sniff!…Somehow we can party with youse guys, but we cannot view the show at the same time…heh!…Wierd but true.
10:08 pm on October 4th, 2012
I saw him!
10:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
Zoe came down when they first showed him. He sure looks dead.
Sniff, I am so proud!
10:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
What a great dead guy. We saw him too. And please pass the salmon. Wookie
10:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
Beau!…He hates snow even worse than I do….heh!…He also hates Kats, so I hope AbbieTheFat and Alice are hiding…heh!heh!…Although, Alice could hypnotise Beau pretty easily…sniff!
10:11 pm on October 4th, 2012
Waiting!…This waiting for the Dead-Guy is killing me…huffle!
10:11 pm on October 4th, 2012
He’s on the first six minutes and his name is Casey.
10:12 pm on October 4th, 2012
He has a name!
10:12 pm on October 4th, 2012
Sneeze!…All this snow. Not my bag….sniff!…I smell Kats.
10:13 pm on October 4th, 2012
He will also be at the morgue.
10:13 pm on October 4th, 2012
Mr DeMille – YSAS is ready for his close up.
What a great dead guy!
10:14 pm on October 4th, 2012
Six!…Minutes! Holy Crap!…snort!…This is way bigger and better than most dead guys get…wheeze!
10:15 pm on October 4th, 2012
I saw the dead guy. Don’t miss the beginning.
Mr.Staff has always been a little wary of the bloggers. I guess he didn’t believe me when I told him about the husky’s playing in the snow. snicker.
If anyone is too cold just come right in the house.
10:15 pm on October 4th, 2012
What a wonderful location for a party!
Does YSAS know that all of us are watching?
10:15 pm on October 4th, 2012
There’s a picture of him on Sherlock’s computer.
10:16 pm on October 4th, 2012
Okay, I can eat something. Where is that pie? His morgue pics were just on.
10:17 pm on October 4th, 2012
Yes. He knows. He loves his fans.
10:18 pm on October 4th, 2012
Somebody, not me, should toast our YSAS and his momager!
10:20 pm on October 4th, 2012
Patsy is mad at me because we haven’t gone to bed.
10:21 pm on October 4th, 2012
Wow!…Wow!…Wow!…I’m so excited and I haven’t even seen him yet…snort!snort!….Melanie, how does he feel about his “performance”? (ask him when you talk to him next)…heh!
10:21 pm on October 4th, 2012
If I’m not mistaken, Natasha and B just pulled up in a sports car with the top down.
10:22 pm on October 4th, 2012
I forget how to make Bloody Mary’s. I know it has tomater juice and celery, but what is the other liquid? Dr Pepper? Mountain Dew? Or possibly milk?
Pondering…….
10:23 pm on October 4th, 2012
Who gave Grace the ale? She’s chancing her tail. Whoops, she got and is now walking sideways.
10:26 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rebecca!…Yea, but was the roof down on the car?…heh!
10:26 pm on October 4th, 2012
I will be talking to him after the show.
10:26 pm on October 4th, 2012
Melanie: I think that was my fault. I was trying to keep it out of Belle’s reach. I forgot to account for the height difference between newf and not newf.
10:27 pm on October 4th, 2012
Well, that was a shocker!
10:27 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rio: one word—no!
10:28 pm on October 4th, 2012
Oh he gets to be in the morgue too? Wow they must have really liked him.
He was perfectly dead.
Hey! Look at all the pies! Yum yum yum. Abbie is in the bon bons
10:29 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rebecca? What kind of sports car are they driving?
10:30 pm on October 4th, 2012
SiberH: Fast.
10:32 pm on October 4th, 2012
hmmm Maybe I had better find Natasha and talk to her.
10:32 pm on October 4th, 2012
Casey McGinnis. They got the Irish part right. We could totally tell it was him.
10:34 pm on October 4th, 2012
Here’s to the best dead guy-AND live guy we know. Thank Dog he has a GREAT Mom who raised him well, with love and without selling him to a traveling circus when he was little!
10:36 pm on October 4th, 2012
Well, now I don’t know if he will be in the morgue since they already used them.
10:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
Many times the circus looked good.
10:38 pm on October 4th, 2012
Tupper!…heh!snort!heh!…I bet all great actors were a pain in the @ss as children…snorkel!
10:39 pm on October 4th, 2012
Six minutes on screen in the opening scenes and later at the morgue too. Wow! Excellent momanagerial work, Melanie.
Gah! That hot chocolate is putting me to sleep. It was supposed to have the opposite effect. Wait…aren’t you supposed to drink hot milk when you want to sleep?
I will stay awake. I will. I will!!!
Two and a half hours and counting.
Hmm…maybe if I have a snack…..some of Siber-H’s green chili stew perhaps. And a root beer float and a large slice of pie.
10:42 pm on October 4th, 2012
It’s been a long time since I’ve had to sit through so many commercials.
10:45 pm on October 4th, 2012
Did anyone bring a flashlight? We are here on the Darkside or is it the Darkest Side? Riö?
Commercials! So irritating.
10:48 pm on October 4th, 2012
Look who stuffed himself and fell asleep in the corner.
10:50 pm on October 4th, 2012
Masquers: I have a flashlight and extra batteries. I also brought my mushing headlamp. It’s so bright, we might be able to land planes if it comes to it.
To the circus!!!!
10:52 pm on October 4th, 2012
Bear!…Oh no!…heh!…Somehow we expected that…sniff!…Less than 10 minutes before SiberH and I see Clarkson!!!
10:55 pm on October 4th, 2012
Maskers!…We ran across the “official” Darkside names today when we were sorting through books…sniff!…Its downstairs and we are not leaving our seats right now to go get it…heh!…I will post it again later…heh!
10:56 pm on October 4th, 2012
Way cool. Now I’m waiting to see if he got credit.
10:58 pm on October 4th, 2012
I ran out of the fixings for root beer floats, but can make boot reer floats if any one is interested.
10:59 pm on October 4th, 2012
Melanie: please tell YSAS we here at the kennel are so very proud of him!
11:01 pm on October 4th, 2012
Nope. Not on the tv. I will have to see if he is on the credit on IMDb tomorrow. Be back in a minute. Going to call you know who.
11:03 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rio it is worth it. He is dead for a long time. He gets stared at forever. He is amazing.
Gotta go to bed. So tired.
Hope you all have fun at the farm. Enjoy yourselves.
11:08 pm on October 4th, 2012
I asked him if he thought “he done good”. He said he looked good and dead.
He said thank you for the support and there’s another story on his Facebook page. I am going to sleep. Have fun you guys on the next watch.
Send the Pack home if they get to rowdy.
TTFN
11:09 pm on October 4th, 2012
CLARKSON!…WoooooHoooo!…I saw him then I saw him again and again….snort!snort!…Close-ups too!…wheeze!….He was perfectly dead. I hope to see him again and again at the morgue and on the computer…gasp!…I’m overly excited right now and that pepperoni pizza is giving me pug-burn…sniffle!…Commercials SUCK!..heh!…Clarkson is the best!
11:17 pm on October 4th, 2012
Looking forward to seeing that list.
Riö! It’s only 8:00 here. You and Siber are one hour ahead of me. How cum it’s on at nine there? You’ll be off to bed early. Damit!
Melanie: It’s hard to see the credits after the show. They run them by so fast.
11:21 pm on October 4th, 2012
Watching!….Still watching here…snort!…Waiting for the morgue scene…heh!heh!…Dead Guy Party is rockin’!….Woooooo!
11:26 pm on October 4th, 2012
Umm…Melanie, the pack passed rowdy about an hour ago. This party is starting to gear up. Mr. Staff looks a little upset about having nine Newfs on his roof, but what are you going to do?
11:27 pm on October 4th, 2012
We are watching Last Resort on the other TV in the bedroom. This one doesn’t have ABC on it. I’ll be back here when it’s over.
Grabbing a couple of bon bons first before Abbie and Alice clean them out.
BB in half an hour.
11:30 pm on October 4th, 2012
Casey!…McMannis!…snorkel!…The mystery becomes even deeper as another body is found…wheeze!…Gimmeeee more food and drink! Where is Beau at anyways? Not on the roof I hope…sniff!…He hates heights.
11:43 pm on October 4th, 2012
Bon-Bons….snort!…Where is everyone? Even SiberH is no where to be seen, or smelt…sniff!…I hope he didn’t fall asleep yet…heh!…This is a really good mystery so far…heh!…Clarkson! Woooooooooo!
11:43 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rio: I have some hotwings, courtesy of our resident princess, with your name on them.
11:47 pm on October 4th, 2012
I did not see the morgue scene. When was it? I liked him when he was alive with the girls in the picture. Wooooohoooo. Two degrees of separation.
11:47 pm on October 4th, 2012
Rio: It looks like Beau is on top of Franklin and doing fine. I don’t have the heart to tell him tha Franklin is on the roof.
12:01 am on October 5th, 2012
Morgue!…We somehow missed the morgue scene too…grump!…What the hell….sniff!…Anyways, it was a great episode and Clarkson was terrific!…heh!…All you west coast and Alaskan guys have a lot to look forward to, sans commercials…wheeze!
12:02 am on October 5th, 2012
I made it! I am still awake! I saw him!
This dead body role will lead to even bigger and better roles for Clarkson.
Mr. Staff, Thank you for a lovely party in the snow. The food was, as always, the best.
I have pigged out and I’m sleepy now.
Night All
12:05 am on October 5th, 2012
Riö: Did you watch Person of Interest? I’ve never seen it before. It’s on now.
One more hour.
12:06 am on October 5th, 2012
Night Siber.
12:08 am on October 5th, 2012
I thought I just saw Agent Patsy in disguise.
12:33 am on October 5th, 2012
Still here. Tell me it’s Friday night.
12:22 am on October 6th, 2012
Masques, it s Friday morning almost as good.
Happy 60 th to wolfies dad my dad will be 60 on the 25th
4:03 am on October 6th, 2012
How about “Bone on the Bayou”
8:31 pm on October 7th, 2012
I love the CHET AND BERNIE mystery books. I got the first book, DOG ON IT, only a few weeks ago from my aunt & uncle for my 37th birthday & have since read the first book as well as the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th books on my NOOK. I just started reading the 5th book on my NOOK yesterday. I think that the title for the 6th book should be something like BARKING MAD IN THE BIG EASY or maybe NUTCASES IN NEW ORLEANS.
8:32 pm on October 7th, 2012
I love the CHET AND BERNIE mystery books. I got the first book, DOG ON IT, only a few months ago from my aunt & uncle for my 37th birthday & have since read the first book as well as the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th books on my NOOK. I just started reading the 5th book on my NOOK yesterday. I think that the title for the 6th book should be something like BARKING MAD IN THE BIG EASY or maybe NUTCASES IN NEW ORLEANS.