Three Gangbangers

Getting back to the blond woman with the tiny gun, I –

“And then,” says Bernie, “there’s Schrodinger’s cat.”

Uh-oh.

“As if Heisenberg hadn’t taken this indeterminate thing far enough, along comes Schrodinger – had two wives at the same time, by the way, one married to another guy – with his cat, this cat that’s alive and dead at the same time. That kind of thing drove Einstein crazy.” Me, too – that cat thing is one of the scariest stories I’ve ever heard. 

And did Bernie just bring up Einstein? He’s come up before, some perp, can’t remember his racket, exactly. So was this a gang – Einstein, Schrodinger, and Heisenberg? Look out dudes – we’ve taken down gangbangers before, me and Bernie, those coke dealers from Pedroia, for example. 

“Come to think of it,” Bernie says, “wonder if there’s a psychological connection between those two simultaneous wives and the cat in two simultaneous states?” He sits quietly. I tap my tail on the floor. Come on, Bernie, let’s go round up these lowlifes.

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5 Responses to “Three Gangbangers”

  1. Rebecca Rice
    3:26 am on April 20th, 2009

    Hee hee! Chet, I love you.

  2. Diane Brodson
    3:34 am on April 20th, 2009

    Chet – I know "two is plenty", but when it comes to wives, two is too many.

    Back to your case.

  3. patti steward
    5:05 am on April 20th, 2009

    The alive AND dead cat? Is it moving or is it stuffed? Ha, we figured it out, didn't we?

  4. english bulldog
    5:15 am on April 20th, 2009

    new website …………………………………………………

  5. B. Stover
    9:43 am on April 20th, 2009

    I'm with you Chet. Enough with physics, even as metaphor.

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