Admin looks terrible, all ink stained and surrounded by papers. “Can I deduct bourbon?”
“On what basis?” Spence says.
“Basis? There has to be a basis? How about toothpaste? I couldn’t function without toothpaste. Therefore I couldn’t work. Therefore toothpaste is a legitimate business expense.”
“Why not take a break?” Spence says. “Go for a nice walk.”
“Shoes? How about shoes? And if shoes, why not socks? Without socks I’d get blisters, rendering the shoes useless, and therefore … “
Tags: income tax
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