Suzie’s the Best
Suzie came over. She’s a reporter for the Valley Tribune. Bernie likes her and so do I. She smells great. We sat out on the patio. “Think Chet would like a rawhide chew toy?” she said, reaching into her bag.
“You can bet the ranch,” Bernie said.
Ranch? Suzie had a ranch? News to me. But then out came the chew toy and I got pretty busy for a while.
“Making any headway on the Greed case?” Suzie said, or something like that.
“Maybe a little,” Bernie said. “It started a long time ago with a coverup.”
“Coverup of what?” said Suzie.
“A killing,” Bernie said. “An accidental killing, but a killing just the same.”
“Who got killed?”
“Still working on that,” Bernie said. “But the killers were Louis B. Mayer and Erich von Stroheim.”
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