Sleeping Dogs And Martha Stewart
“Martha Stewart has a blog,” says Spence.
“Who’s she, again?” says Admin.
“For God’s sake,” Spence says. “Anyway, today she’s writing about a little incident with her bulldog Francesca. Martha was up early because of a Today Show gig, and as she left her place she leaned down to say goodbye to the dozing Francesca. At that moment, Francesca bolted up ‘with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face.’ And then ‘blood gushed forth from my split lip.’ Martha was so undone that she called the cops for a ride to the hospital, completely forgetting that her driver Carlos was already waiting to take her to the city! But now she’s all patched up and everything’s fine.”
“Happy to hear that,” says Admin. “You know what they say about sleeping dogs.”
Do I? I open an eye. Spence and Admin are looking at me. I look at them.
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