Potential Threat We’ve Never Considered

But probably should.



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168 Responses to “Potential Threat We’ve Never Considered”

  1. B.Stover
    9:26 am on December 12th, 2012

    Good morning all.

  2. Melanie
    9:30 am on December 12th, 2012

    I will read the linked article in a minute, but first does anyone know where the Pack has gotten to?

    All their SWDG is gone. They did eat their breakfast . .

  3. BearSpiritDog
    9:31 am on December 12th, 2012

    Good Morning, Chet and Everyone!

    Will read your link in a minute or so.
    Right now I’m busy as a, well…bear, packing little
    bags of food for the teams. May have to make a run to
    the market for more supplies. Don’t worry about running
    out. I can deliver more food as needed.

  4. OleyHowlers
    9:31 am on December 12th, 2012

    We here are missing Dima and Kat. Mama Mish is besides herself.

  5. OleyHowlers
    9:33 am on December 12th, 2012

    Sasha here: we read that article, and the scientific know-how in there points to a hidden clue on the whereabouts of our beloved and missed Wolfie…isn’t he very scientific?

  6. Barb & Maggie
    9:34 am on December 12th, 2012

    I give up, what is SWDG?

    Are Dima and Kat seriously missing?

  7. Staff
    9:35 am on December 12th, 2012

    I thought Alice M. Johnson would be more upset about me leaving for the farm without her, but she isn’t here. Abbie is running around with a little headset and talking to herself.

    I have to pack the van and get going. I don’t have time to figure out what is going on.

    Take care everyone.


  8. BearSpiritDog
    9:38 am on December 12th, 2012

    Oh, boy…those River Bears have pretty big appetites…
    something tells me I’d better double my order.

    We don’t know what SWDG is either. Melanie?

    Drive safely, Staff. Talk to you when you get to the farm.

  9. BearSpiritDog
    9:41 am on December 12th, 2012


  10. OleyHowlers
    9:47 am on December 12th, 2012

    SearchWescueDogGear! Hah! Good one, BSD!
    Stay safe Staff!

  11. T.C.
    9:48 am on December 12th, 2012

    I know! Search for Wookie Dog Gear!

  12. T.C.
    9:49 am on December 12th, 2012

    Maggie, Don’t worry about Kat and the Dimster. I was awake as usual when they snuck off with their little backpacks and headlamps…They are on the Mission!

  13. Barb & Maggie
    9:53 am on December 12th, 2012

    Oh, that is a relief! We still need to hear from Melanie. Bee and Siber need to know.

  14. Rose
    10:38 am on December 12th, 2012

    Greetings All!

    The last communication I received from Wolfie was the very pretty ornament that I purchased form the Holiday Boutique. The package contained a little surprise, but no paw prints….

  15. dawson
    10:41 am on December 12th, 2012

    Good morning.
    Staff is on the road.
    I think the pack has gone to help find Wolfie.
    After that maybe they will find Kirby?

  16. Tenzing
    10:45 am on December 12th, 2012

    Dawson: I sent a mobile SDD to KirbyT from mission headquarters last night. No response, yet.

  17. Melanie
    10:49 am on December 12th, 2012

    T.C. is almost correct.
    Search for Wölfie Dog Gear.

    I found a note from Mattie. Unfortunately, it had been much drooled upon and became unintelligible for the most part.

    I got the SWDG, but then it went on about the Time Space Continuum. Being only a two legged, I am befuddled.

  18. Tupper and Gilly
    11:04 am on December 12th, 2012

    Mama says we can’t go on the mission – she says our short legs might be a detriment to the speed of rescue. Huh? We thought we were going in Nattie’s Porsche.
    Anyway, we can stay behind in Mission Control, packing any extra food bags and coordinating drop offs along the way. We will make sure to pack some bunion pads for the glamour spy.

  19. T.C.
    11:17 am on December 12th, 2012

    Carpola! I made a typo…typed Wookie when I meant Wolfie. Oh well, what do you expect? The Howlers don’t let me on this here keyboard very often.

  20. Sasha and Meashka
    11:20 am on December 12th, 2012

    LPs! LPs!!! We got the Lurker Pretzels just now. Imagine all these delish pretzels and no Dima or Kat in site! Their loss. 🙂
    Also a so cute card and an extra special treat in there for the rents. Thanks Lurker!

  21. BearSpiritDog
    11:34 am on December 12th, 2012

    Tenz: Report back asap.
    Wolfie has been blurring in and out and we all are concerned for his safety within the T.S.C. (Time Space Continuum)
    Kirby T has been M.O.T.B. (Missing-On-The-Blog) for a very, very long time and we miss him.
    (Prof B: apologies for the acronyms)

    T.C.: You got it right! (too bad about that typo)

    Hi Wose! (Don’t worry…the Smoochers will return in plenty of time before next Wednesday)

  22. Masquers
    11:40 am on December 12th, 2012

    Field Report Day One: The food bags are reportedly on the way. Waiting for instructions from Commander Riö.
    Anticipating our beloved Wolfie will soon be back in the fold.

  23. Melanie
    11:46 am on December 12th, 2012

    Hmm, I seem to be getting a great deal done without help from the pack.

    First I’ve glued the ornament that Linda L’Lurker sent with her Pretzels to a straw. I will be putting it as the star on our small Rosemary bush (cut like a Christmas tree) in our kitchen area. I’ll take a pic when it’s done.

    I’m also working on videos for My Life Frame that OTAS and GLAD gave to Dan last year. I’m adding a video of him waving at us!

    So far I haven’t figured it out.

    BSD, Have the Pack asked for extra rations yet?

  24. BearSpiritDog
    12:03 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Melanie: Gah! Time for another store run.
    Tupper&Gilly: How many bags do you have ready? Some of these guys are Hungry!

  25. Tupper and Gilly
    12:11 pm on December 12th, 2012

    BSD – we, ahem, ran into a little bit of an issue on the rations bags. We thought we had packed a lot more then we seemed to have in the pile. But, we have now solved the mystery, and the problem, and are rapidly stockpiling drop bags full of Slim Jims, granola bars, Salmon Bon Bons and cheese sticks.

    (and the Wrotten Kats are now safely ensconced in a large, well taped cardboard box, labeled “Slow Boat to China”. No more missing drop bags)

  26. Tenzing
    12:18 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I can report that the blurry blip appeared several times during the night. We can not confirm it is Wolfie’s PPS (Plunderer Positioning System) at this time. Wolfie’s blurabouts remain unknown.

    Luna convinced the Giant to pack drop bags for the mission last night. Who better than a musher to know how to pack for the team. The Herbs blurred by and tried to “help.”

  27. Riö – The Evil Pug
    12:19 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Food!…Make sure we have enough food there Bear…grunt!…This could take all day long and some of us wake up hungry….sniff!…Lets see, what do we have so far?…hmmmm!

  28. Riö – The Evil Pug
    12:21 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wolfie!…Make sure you pack some supplies for Wolfie…snort!…He may be in need of slim jims when we find him…wheeze!

  29. Tenzing
    12:27 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio: Luna packed a special drop bag for Wolfie. Each checkpoint on the race that has drop bags can have up to three drop bags for each musher. Inside one of the bags is another drop bag that is marked “return” in big letters along with the musher’s name. My Lady likes to think of the return bags of more than just a way to send mack gear from the trail. She also thinks of It as a directive or a reminder to rethrn home safe when the time comes. There is a a special drop bag marked WOLFiE RETURN.

  30. Siber-H
    12:35 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Barb? What do I need to know? I am a confused Husky.(Mom just said this is nothing new)

    Good article, Spence. Since I only like stuffed animals, mom says I should be safe.

  31. Tenzing
    12:38 pm on December 12th, 2012

    SiberH: I think Barb was indicating you needed to know the meaning of Melanie’s acronym because of your proclaimed gahness for acronyms. That is my guess.

    My Lady is waiting to board a small plane to fly out in a snow storm. I would rather she be here with me. It would be fun to go on a mission together like we did long ago when she still ran dogs.

  32. Siber-H
    12:43 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Thanks Tenzing, I found the meaning on the blog. I would have never figured that one out.

    If Alice is flying the chopper on the rescue mission, I am going with her. Wow Swooping over and around the Sierra Nevada would be fun.

  33. Natasha the Nefarious Borzoi
    12:47 pm on December 12th, 2012

    More fun that running a bright red Porsche on Texas highvay vith no speed limit?

  34. Riö – The Evil Pug
    12:58 pm on December 12th, 2012

    SiberH!…Get that guy under control – he is all over the place this morning…grunt!

  35. Siber-H
    12:58 pm on December 12th, 2012

    umm Actually, Natasha, I think I would choose the Porsche on the Texas Highway with no speed limit. I need to figure out a way to do both…the chopper and the Porsche.

  36. Masquers
    1:00 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Siber: We were notified that Alice took off in the helicopter early this morning. She can swing by to pick you up (unless, of course, you opt to go with Nattie in the Porsche)
    Our last message said Abbie is wearing her little headset, working on coordinates from the control tower in the Midwest.
    Nattie: How many can you (stuff) carry in the little red sports car?

  37. Tenzing
    1:04 pm on December 12th, 2012

    In case we need anoth vehicle, Pancho and Lefty were able to, er, obtain the keys to the dog truck. It may be a bit conspicuous should it come to a stakeout, but if we find ourselves in rugged country it can be of some use. I call shotgun!

  38. BearSpiritDog
    1:04 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Siber-H: I know how you can do it…but it involves being in two places at once…a very advanced form of Time Travel that only a very few have mastered.

  39. Sasha and Meashka
    1:10 pm on December 12th, 2012

    #1: No Siber is allowed to travel with a cat in a helicopter. The helicopter would return catless and the Siber wouldn’t know how to land it.

    #2: We just received a text from our Kat. She said there are not enough cookies and treats in those bags. We want to make it clear that she does not know when she has reached her limit. Do not…repeat do NOT … give in to her requests for MORE MORE MORE.

  40. BearSpiritDog
    1:11 pm on December 12th, 2012

    OMD! I just remembered! We have the very Best Little Detective Agency at our disposal. Chet & Bernie!
    Maybe they can checkout the where-a-bouts of Kirby T. Penworthy while the Plunderer’s Search & Rescue Team track down Wolfie Wigglebutt, Proficient Blurrer.

  41. Siber-H
    1:11 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Time travel…I need to work on that, Bear. I wouldn’t mind riding in Snowhook’s dog truck either.

  42. Tenzing
    1:14 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I just recieved a text from my lady. She is getting ready to board the plane. She may not have access to this here blog, but I’m still on the job.

  43. BearSpiritDog
    1:15 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Siber-H: As I recall the limit is 2. You will have to choose.

  44. Siber-H
    1:16 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Howlers, I have ridden with Alice before in both her chopper and Lear Jet. Alice is my pal. We get along fine…strange, I know.

  45. BearSpiritDog
    1:23 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Tenzing: Safe and Comfortable flight to your Lady. Please have her check-in as soon as she is able.

  46. dawson
    1:25 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I’m supposed to be in charge of the kats while Staff is away but I can’t find them anywhere.

    I got pretzels! And another package from Linda. Since I already forgot! what I ordered, I’m tempted to save it as a Christmas present…yah, right!

  47. Riö – The Evil Pug
    1:29 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rebecca!…She will be doing in-flight surveillance for us…sniff!…Remember to check in when you can Rebecca! Wolfie may be lost in one of those remote villages you like to visit so well…grunt!

  48. Sasha and Meashka
    1:30 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Well, Siber. It isn’t really any stranger than us cuddling up with Buddy (don’t tell others, please). Mom always says it is an inside vs. outdoors thing. So, do not under any circumstance disembark that helicopter together, or if you do, Alice do NOT run.

  49. Melanie
    1:43 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Hmm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but Franklin has decided he wants to be the hood ornament for Nattie’s car.

  50. Barb & Maggie
    1:52 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Siber, Sorry to add to your confusion. Yes, we were indicating that you and Bee would be wondering about SWDG from the Queen of the Acronyms. You both have expressed some negativity about that issue.

    Went shopping and found a little cooler on wheels for son-in-law. Not an easy find this time of year. Maybe you would like to borrow it for the recon trip.

  51. Natasha the Nefarious Borzoi
    1:54 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Melanie – you can ask Franklin please to be hood ornament in Avatar mode? Is only way to protect cherry red paint job of Porsche.
    Masquers – is possible to stuff many travelers into red car. Is easy to jam Pugs in trunk. Can maybe stick cat or two in glove box. And as long as some are villing to sit on laps of Sibers, can get many others too.
    However, ve think maybe Supreme Commander Bee vill be riding shotgun, so must check vith her about laying – lying – lie – oh, hell, about SITTING on her lap.

  52. Sasha and Meashka
    2:05 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Our last comment disappeared. Maybe that is how Wolfie has disappeared?
    Text to Commander Rio: Check the internets logs!

  53. Tenzing
    2:09 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Commander Rio: bait surveillance has come to a stop. I repeat, air surveillance for Wolfie is at a stand still. My lady is still on the ground waiting for the plane to be de-iced and the runway to be plowed so they can take off. Once up In the air, she confirms she will be on the lookout for Wolfie and our floppy eared friend, KirbyT.

    Tenzing, over and out.

  54. Tenzing
    2:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Air, not bait! damn Ipaw!

  55. Tenzing
    2:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Air, not bait! damn Ipaw!

  56. B.Stover
    2:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    You guys are cracking me up.

  57. Riö – The Evil Pug
    2:35 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Time!…It’s time to move out, find and rescue Wolfie…snort!…Everyone has had breakfast and lunch out of their K-Rations so your little backpacks should be somewhat lighter…grunt!…Break into three teams; The 007Wookie Team or the Tenzing Sled Team or the Natasha Sporting Team…snort!..Let me know which team youse all will be on so I can get a head and paw count…sniff!

  58. Tenzing
    2:39 pm on December 12th, 2012

    48 of Snowhook’s finest reporting for duty. You tell us where you need us. We left Luna and Belle Starr at home. Luna is in charge.

  59. BearSpiritDog
    2:40 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Nattie: So…Commander B called the Shotgun position
    …Heh! We thought as much.

  60. Riö – The Evil Pug
    2:43 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Tenzing!…Looks like you have your team already…heh!heh!..Unless SiberH or lil Sammy want to join you, you can herd em up and head em’ out!…sniff!…Be sure to stop at Santa’s Workshop first. Wolfie has a soft spot for Santa and he may be disguised as an Elf….wheeze!

  61. Siber-H
    2:45 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I’m on the Tenzing sled team. I am giving up the Porsche and chopper for a sled.

    But, You guys had better take good care of that Porsche. I don’t worry about Wookie, That guy has his head on straight.

  62. Masquers
    2:45 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Hmm. Do I want to fly high, travel fast or run with the wolves, er Pack? Pondering…..

  63. Masquers
    2:50 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I can fit nicely on Supreme Commander B’s lap in the prestigious shotgun position. I’m also available as a siren if the need arises.
    Natasha: Reporting for duty.

  64. Masquers
    2:55 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rose! Alice has room in the helicopter. She can pick you up. Can you take some time off work for this special mission?

  65. Riö – The Evil Pug
    3:00 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Alice!…She is a lone-wolf, she has no authority to have a team except for her co-pilot, AbbieTheKat….snort!…Dawg help them on take-off with those lopsided weights…heh!

  66. Princess Sam
    3:01 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I’m on the Sled Team too. I’ve always wanted to do that. I’m actually bigger than my pictures show. The camera doesn’t do me justice.

  67. Siber-H
    3:12 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Sam, You can ride in the sled…wear your warmest coat.

  68. Riö – The Evil Pug
    3:15 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Team Natasha!…Nattie, Stover and Maskers youse guys will be zoom!zoom!zooming! down south to Florida. Check out Disneyland and then continue west through the Bayou…sniff!…Wolfie may have wanted a vacation, some good jazz and southern food. Heck, maybe he was curious about where the next Chet n’ Bernie is taking place and got involved in the action…wheeze!

  69. Wose
    3:22 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Masquers, I am ready to work on any team as necessary.

  70. Wose
    3:23 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Sammy, you can wear your nice new snow bunny jacket, and maybe get some snow boarding in on the side.

  71. Kat and Dima
    3:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Kat here. Dima fell asleep again. But we are ready to join up! Wookie, can we join your team?

  72. Riö – The Evil Pug
    3:32 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Team 007Wookie!… Everyone else who has volunteered will be on Wookie’s team…snort! ….Wookie, Rockie the Undercover Squirrel along with his Hillbillie gang, and the Recruits will cover the rest of the Nation….sniff!…Just in case Wolfie is not at Santa’s or the Bayou…grunt!

  73. Masquers
    3:49 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Florida and New Orleans! I’m bringing my sax just in case we need it.

  74. Mollypop's Mom
    3:50 pm on December 12th, 2012

    CHobbit – I took your package (mug and measuring cups and spoons) to the post office today. They laughed because I was sending something TO the North Pole at this time of year. They thought it should be the other way around.

  75. Masquers
    3:52 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Kat! You seem to have T.C.’s avatar. What’s up with that?

  76. Kat
    3:55 pm on December 12th, 2012

    OOPS! I left the house so darn early this morning, I just grabbed one without looking at it….how do I now get mine from T.C.?

  77. Barb & Maggie
    4:00 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio, We were going to ask if we could be on Nattie’s team, but should we be on Wookie’s instead?

  78. Kat
    4:02 pm on December 12th, 2012

    T.C. texted my avatar to me. Does anyone have any more Slim Jims?

  79. Kat
    4:02 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I guess I tried to post before the entire avatar downloaded. duh.

  80. c.hobbit
    4:05 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Lady refused breakfast this morning. I think she was holding out for the special recon packages from Bear. Even though she always wanted to be a real sled dog, since that team has so many, she decided to ride with the cat. She is under the impression that all cats are like the ones she was raised with who either left her alone or obeyed her commands. {{{sigh}}}} Be gentle with her

  81. Tenzing
    4:07 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Pancho and Lefty want to go with Natahsa. I had to stop all the other males in the kennel from following their example. Once they heard Sam was comin with us, I didn’t have to do much paw twisting.

    The sleds are loaded and our course plotted. My Lady reported she saw some brief blurring among the trees while doing her air surveillance.

  82. Riö – The Evil Pug
    4:14 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Barb!…You will be on Wookie’s team. He will take good care of you…sniff!…Kat you are on Wookie’s team too. Behave and do what he tells you to do. And leave the squirrel alone….grunt!

  83. Wose
    4:25 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio! Do you have an assignment for me?

  84. Kat
    4:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    heh heh heh

  85. Wose
    4:27 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Jasper: I received your quilt today. It is beautiful and cozy. Thank you.

  86. Wose
    4:29 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Awesome: Do you have an update on the checkpoints?

  87. Riö – The Evil Pug
    4:52 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rose!…You are on Wookie’s team…snort!…Make sure Rockie the Undercover Squirrel and the Hillbillies stay sober…sneeze!

  88. Siber-H
    4:58 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I was going to ask Rose to come with.
    Rio, You are giving her a thankless task dealing with Rocky and the hillbillies.

  89. Siber-H
    4:59 pm on December 12th, 2012

    That should read, I was going to ask Rose to come with us.

  90. Masquers
    5:04 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Siber: Rose will be in those cold northern temperatures soon enough.

  91. Natasha the Nefarious Borzoi
    5:15 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Is good we go to Florida. Ve vill ride vith top down. Maybe vith roof folded back too!
    Commander Bee is great co- pilot. She is real party animal and brings own Cahors!

  92. Siber-H
    5:17 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Masquers, Rose might prefer below zero temperatures to Rocky and his Hillbilly gang.

  93. Staff
    5:18 pm on December 12th, 2012

    We are safe at the farm and going to catch up on the blog. I would call Dawson and tell her I am safe but it is nap time there so I will just assume she will read it here.

  94. Mollypop's Mom
    5:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I hope Jasper’s Mom made it home safely yesterday.

  95. B. Stover
    5:31 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Yes, I have several bottles of Cahors, glasses and corkscrew.

  96. Masquers
    5:35 pm on December 12th, 2012

    B: And a condo in Florida?

  97. B. Stover
    5:40 pm on December 12th, 2012

    And a condo in Florida.

  98. Wose
    5:44 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Siber-H, I am coming with youse guys.

  99. Siber-H
    5:47 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rose, Good Girl!!! Wise decision.

  100. Wose
    5:51 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio! I’m going with Siber-H. I don’t think I can handle keeping anyone sober. Too many mojitos yesterday.

  101. Gus and BooBear
    5:57 pm on December 12th, 2012

    On s side note, didn’t Wolfie’s mom post that she is expecting a grandbaby? Rio, be sure to have one of ur teams check baby stores!

  102. c.hobbit
    6:16 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Just want to report: I was at the Santa Claus house within the last hour and we can eliminate that hidey hole for Wolfie.

  103. Kat
    6:17 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Psssst…Maggie, help me get That Squirrel. As a descendent of Boris Badanov, it is my Dog-Given duty.

  104. Staff
    6:30 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Macy up top…

    I brought 8 sweaters and a scarf that need to be hand (or delicate machine) washed. 6 of them and the scarf are now spread out on strategic flat places around the house. It is a treat to wash them when I don’t have to worry about a cat splorting or sleeping on them and shedding. The final two will be flat soon.

    Mr.Staff is making pork chops and corn for Supper and I am, ah… resting… yes that’s it. I am resting. (Until the washer dings anyway)

  105. Siber-H
    6:35 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Kat, Leave that squirrel alone or you will get alcohol poisoning from him.

  106. Melanie
    6:38 pm on December 12th, 2012

    The Newf Pack is asleep, aren’t they. Let me just hit their collar alarms . .


    There that should do it! I believe that Siber-H’s team would be too “hot” for this crew. Anyone going where it’s cold? Just ask the Newfs along.

  107. BearSpiritDog
    6:40 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Gus&BooBear: Now that you mention it I do remember that post.

  108. Tenzing
    6:51 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Melanie: our team is currently in the northland. It is blizzard conditions but we caught a trace of feline and cheese. Visibility is limited, but we were lucky to have Mr. Redbone and his nose join us at the last minute. I’m not sure, but I think Miss Macy is cuddled up in his ears.

  109. Melanie
    6:56 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Tenzing, I believe that Mac, Mattie and Grace (our strongest swimmers) have decided to follow AJ and team to make sure no one goes in the water today.

    The rest is the Pack is yours to deploy.

  110. Buddy
    7:05 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I want to help find Wolfie. The problem is: Mommy doesn’t let me out of the house. 🙁 Can somebody bust me out of here?

    Meantime, Meashka is pacing continuously. She does not like it that her “charge” is out of her sight. Then again, she can’t go with her because she is committed to watching over Sasha. She is a worry wart and bag of nerves right now.

  111. Melanie
    7:07 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Meashka, is there any eggnog or Cahoors in the house? That might help time past.

  112. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:22 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Word!…I thought for sure we’d have some clues or a note from Wolfie by now…grunt!wheeze!…Everyone is looking for him when they could be home counting how many presents they have under the tree so far…sneeze!…Yet, no one is reporting any sign of him…hmmmm!…Maybe he doesn’t want to be found…sniff!

    Mad!…Everyone here is mad at each other and I am sworn to secrecy as to why….wuffle!…But it is bad, really really bad…sniffle!

  113. Macy the min pin
    7:22 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I didn’t think anyone would notice me in those big ‘ol ears! I have on my parka ad am still f reezing!

    Mr. Husky I am so happy that you corrected your earlier post. That “come with” made me doubt your true Texan roots.

  114. Meashka
    7:25 pm on December 12th, 2012

    No time, Melanie. I’m helping Sasha pack. Then we’re going off to join Kat and Dima and Wookie and Maggie. Dima is a nice guy, but he doesn’t keep a good eye on the kid…lets her get away with way too much.
    I’m bringing Buddy too. T.C. Is paying me off.

  115. Wookie of Chevy Chase
    7:31 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wookie team reporting in. Have activated the BDD (Blurring Detection Device), which is nestled right next to the Hot Wings Cooker in the Wookiemobile. Getting some traces but nothing definite yet. The rest of the team is chewing down on the hot wings right now. Wookie, over and out.

  116. BearSpiritDog
    7:38 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio: Sorry to hear there is trouble brewing at your house tonight. Does it have anything to do with dinner?

  117. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:41 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wings!…Hmmm…Maybe I should have tagged along with 007Wookie’s team…sniff!sniff!…No, no someone needs to be hear at Mission Headquarters to receive in-coming Wolfie sightings – if there are any…grunt!

  118. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:43 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Trouble!…Bear, Supper is always trouble every evening, but that is not the really bad bad thing…wheeze!…Her mother is trying to make-up to my friend but she is having none of it right now. I’ve said too much already…yeeep!

  119. dawson
    8:07 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wose: I have not unpacked my data base yet but Checkpoint Central has been pretty quiet since before Thanksgiving. I do plan on bringing all up to date if only to figure out how much I owe but not tonight…Survivor is on! Heh!

    Wolfie Wigglebutt of the Wild Wild West!
    He is probably at Cody’s house taking care of the lad and his expectant lady.

    Staff: Glad you are home safe and sound. The neighbors roof just dropped a foot of snow on a portion of the driveway! I went over and pounded on their door but no one answered and as I was cooking dinner I had to run back home. I hate that roof!

  120. Barb & Maggie
    8:12 pm on December 12th, 2012

    We hope the problem has nothing to do with Beau.

    Kat, I have never really caught a squirrel, as we did not thave them at the farm. I see them here and they drive me crazy! The damn things jump onto the roof from the crab apple tree when Barb lets me out. I think on the ground they would be much like a rat in regards to “taking them out”. If only they couldn’t jump so high!

  121. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:14 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Dawson!…I’m here at Headquarters starvin’ to death, what are you making for supper tonight?…wheeze!

  122. BearSpiritDog
    8:16 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Supper! It’s that Time – Bear

  123. BearSpiritDog
    8:18 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio: Have someone blur some hot wings over to you.

  124. Melanie
    8:22 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Yikes! YSAS has thrown his back out! Ros, calling Ros. Need you to go down to NYC. The rest of the Pack continue on . . More later.

  125. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:42 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Clarkson!…Ooooohhhh! No!…snuffle!…Clarkson has too much to do to be down with a bad back…wheeze…What happened?….gah!

  126. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:44 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Medic!…Calling Massage Kat on the communications line…snort!…We need a Medic Massage Kat in NYC ASAP..wheeze!

  127. Melanie
    9:07 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Ros has checked in. YSAS was bar tending tonight and there was a wet spot on the floor. He slipped and while catching his balance, threw his back out. Ros is teaching his SO how to take care of him. SO does request a few llessons from a massage Kat.

    Mac, Mattie, and Grace have reported no incidences between AJ & Team and moose, coyotes,or holes in drum ice.

    The rest of the Pack is with Tenzing on Wookie Patrol. Communications are sketchy. The only thing that came through was that Frank was hungry.

    Late for me. I will keep the alarm on next to my bed.

  128. dawson
    9:12 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Rio: Hamburgers and jo jo potatoes or meatloaf. There are leftovers of both.

    I have to look up “drum ice”.

  129. Riö - The Evil Pug
    9:12 pm on December 12th, 2012

    SO-SO!…snort!…I sure hope SO does a good job taking care of Clarkson…wheeze!…My goodness, what a thing to happen when he has a movie to be in soon…wuffle!…Get Well very soon Clarkson. We here are thinking of you and sending healing thoughts and wuffles!…snorkel!

  130. T.C.
    9:23 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Dawson, we had meatloaf here ttoo! Mommy went old school and made meatloaf, mashed potatoes, gravy, and then to mix things up: snow peas. She has never made meatloaf in my lifetime! It was super delish…made with that super ground beef from their friend’s 1/4 steer.

    It is so nice and peaceful and quiet here. The Howlers took my nemesis, the Budster, and headed out . By now, i am guessing that they are all piled in the Wookiemobile, chowing down on hot wings. Tell the recruits not to worry if they sit on Buddy. tee hee.

  131. Wolfie Wigglebutt
    9:24 pm on December 12th, 2012

    HERE I AM!!!!!!


    She seems to be doing fine, but sometimes I wonder about her. I think she misses my Grandma Jean.

    Right now, she is sitting here crying, why, I don’t know. Youse guys came to the rescue and gave me access to “my” computer, so that is a happy thing, right? So I guess these are happy tears. She loves you all so much and she is glad to be loved right back.

    So what’s been going on. Hmmmmm……let’s see….

    Mom has lost 20 lbs, made (but did not eat) 5 different kinds of cookies, cleaned out the closets, made a batch of pomegranate jelly, got caught up on all the filling at her busy place, and a million other things.

    SHE DID NOT LET ME POST ON THE BLOG. She wasn’t being grumpy, I think she was just distracted.

    The treats are wonderful and I hope that everyone made it home safe in their warm beds, with or without baseball toys.


  132. T.C.
    9:26 pm on December 12th, 2012

    There is a great 12/12 concert on T.V. right now, on AMC. Talk to youse tomorrow.

  133. Wolfie Wigglebutt
    9:28 pm on December 12th, 2012


  134. OleyHowlers
    9:29 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wolfie!!!! Wolfie Wigglebutt!!!!! Finally, you are found, right at home all this time!!!! It is so good to hear from you! Stay close by your mom’s side. She needs you. And now, our mom needs us back home too.

  135. Riö - The Evil Pug
    9:30 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Teams!…We have a Wolfie sighting and postng!…snort!…You can all come in from the cold or hot depending where you were sent…heh!heh!

    Wolfie!…Welcome back pal!….WooooOOOOooooOOOOO!

  136. Staff
    9:31 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Oh Wolfie I am so glad you are here. I hope your Mom lets you post on the blog often. We don’t want to lose you ever.

    And my pomegranate jelly better still be there when I get back or trouble will happen.


    Did Alice find you with her helicopter search? I was wondering who would be the lucky Kat (or Dog) who succeeded.

  137. OleyHowlers
    9:32 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Tell your mom that our mom says she knows that feeling of being orphaned quite well. It is very hard, but she has learned that there are new friends around every corner (or in every shelter). The pain will never get less, but she will think about it less often as time goes on … It takes a whole lot of time. We love you and her, Wolfie.

  138. Siber-H
    9:33 pm on December 12th, 2012


    Our rescue mission was a success! Mr. Wolfie has been found and is with us once again.

    Me and the Snowhook huskies, Wose, and Sam can party now.

    Oh gee, poor YSAS. That hurts to think about it. We hope his back recovers quickly.

  139. Staff
    9:35 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I am so happy. I am going to go sneak Mr.Staffs Kindle and read in the other room. He is watching TV and it is annoying to a reader.

    Kirby T Penworthy III. Please check in.

  140. Natasha the Nefarious Borzoi
    9:38 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Ok – all is vell at last. Our vonderful Volfie is back!
    So – since ve are already here in Florida, vith condo, Cahors and tops down, Natasha thinks ve vill take short vacation. Commander Bee is very much fun to hang vith – especially after a few glasses of vine.

  141. OleyHowlers
    9:41 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Kirby, come out come out wherever you are.

  142. Riö - The Evil Pug
    9:42 pm on December 12th, 2012

    007Wookie!…snort!…007Wookie! Come in 007Wookie!…wheeze!…Wolfie has been found so you can return everybody to headquarters so they can go home…snort!…Can you hear me 007Wookie?…sneeze!

  143. Riö - The Evil Pug
    9:48 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wolfie!…I don’t know if your Maw saw my post about receiving the lovely ornament from the boutique…snort!….My friend loves it and it is in a special place in our Christmas Hobbit Hole this year…heh!heh!…Oh, and she is going to rip off the design for a quilling project too…chuffle!..I’m sure the birds will look like Ducks ….heh!

  144. OleyHowlers
    9:49 pm on December 12th, 2012

    The Stones are on!!

  145. Melanie
    9:51 pm on December 12th, 2012

    What? Snigghllekj? Turn OFF this alarm . . Whew . .

    The alarm went off because Wölfie is back! Or was there but back? Or was in another time and is back?

    Snigglefritz, my head hurts . .


    If any of youse see a Newf send them home, I’m going back zzzzzzzz

  146. B. Stover
    9:58 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Welcome back Wolfie!

    Cahors for everyone.

  147. Wolfie Wigglebutt
    10:01 pm on December 12th, 2012



    Hurrah for the Plunderers!

  148. Princess Sam
    10:05 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Well, I’m not ready to go home. No way. I will sneak into one of Rebecca’s dog houses. I have my ski parka on. AJ might take me on a run tomorrow.

  149. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:06 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Hurray!…And Merry Christmas Everyone!….Woooooo!…(oh wait)

  150. Barb & Maggie
    10:07 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wolfie, we are so happy to hear from you! Glad you are back. Barb’s mom passed away 8/11/2001. She still thinks about her all the time, and even though the pain of loss has become less, she is always with her. That might be what heaven is, the good memories that live on in your loved ones. Please stay in touch with us, because we care.

  151. Masquers
    10:12 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Let us all raise our glasses in a toast to our dear friend and fellow Plunderer.
    Welcome back, Wolfie, welcome back.

  152. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:16 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Hear!…Here!…Slurp!Slurp!…Chug!Chug!…Buurp!….To Wolfie!

  153. OleyHowlers
    10:19 pm on December 12th, 2012


  154. dawson
    10:20 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Dear Wolfie: I am so glad you have been found even if you weren’t really lost. You have been a busy baker and yet lost 20 pounds! Congratulations!
    Orphans – there are a few orphans on the blog. There seems no way to prepare for the lonely feeling that comes when you no longer have your mom and dad with you. Though they will always be with you in the memories you have.
    Well…something has gotten into my eyes and I can’t see too well, so I will call it a night. See y’all in the morning.

  155. Wookie of Chevy Chase
    10:27 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Great to hear Wolfie’s voice again. The BDD has been de-activated and everyone has been delivered safely home, although there are a lot of chicken bones in the back seat of the Wookiemobile. Mission accomplished once again for the Plunderers. Always remember, anything is possible.
    Agent 007Wookie signing off

  156. Barb & Maggie
    10:29 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Clink from us, too. Good night all. Now we just need to hear from Kirby.

  157. Whitey-Lance
    10:30 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wolfie! Wolfie is like me. He wasn’t lost, he knew where he was the whole time. We at Snowhook are glad to have Wolfie home on this here blog. Woo and hoo!

    My Lady is cheering and sniffing and feeling warm in the cockles of her heart because Wolfie is back. She also had moose stew for lunch and again for dinner. Did she stope and third of fourth servings tonight? I can’t count that high.

    Um, Sam, I have some fresh straw in my dog house. Would you like to see it?

  158. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:31 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Wheeze!….I missed out on all the hotwings…grunt!…That is the price a Commander has to pay sometimes…sob!

  159. Kat
    10:39 pm on December 12th, 2012

    I am back home. I had the most exciting time ever! I thought Mom would be overjoyed to see me home, but all she said when i ran in the house was “shhh Kat. Can’t you see The Who is on?”
    What do you suppose that means?

  160. Siber-H
    10:40 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Whitey-Lance can keep Sam warm tonight.

    Plunderers in Florida, Don’t drink while driving the Porsche.

    Night All

    Welcome back, Wolfie!!!

  161. Masquers
    10:45 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Mission accomplished. Happy dreams will be dreamed by all.
    This is SearchKat from Florida signing off for the night.

  162. Tupper and Gilly
    11:24 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Whew – ok, all the switches and knobs on the Mission Control Communications Center have been turned off. The beer and wine bottles are in the recyling bin, the pizza boxes have been folded and compacted, and the Chili Cheese Frito crumbs have been swept up.
    We have coiled the wires for the headphones, folded the maps and put the extra drop bags in the storage closet to await the next mission.
    And now – yaaaaaawwwwn – two tired Corgis are going to their nice warm beds.
    Welcome home Wolfie dear. Never forget – the Plunderers always come looking for those we love.
    G’night all. Sleep in peace.

  163. Gus & BooBear
    11:29 pm on December 12th, 2012

    No offense, but we thought Whitey Lance’s offer of fresh straw had a naughty undertone to it. Sammie, you tell that boy (and we know he is still all boy) that no means no!

  164. Kat
    11:51 pm on December 12th, 2012

    Princess, G&BB are right. That W-L, while fun, is not an honorable sort. Stay with Belly Starr and Mama Luna.

  165. Macy the min pin
    12:47 am on December 13th, 2012

    My thoughts were the same regarding WL Sammie. If you want to protect your reputation you should find some nice lady dog with which to bunk. Mr. Hound dropped me off at my doorstep at an honorable hour with just a nose bump on my cheek. *swoon*

    Hi Wolfie! So glad you have regained control of the iPaw!

  166. Redbone Hound
    1:27 am on December 13th, 2012

    Why, Miz Macy, my little sugar doodle, Ah would NEVA besmirch yor fine reputation.
    (But Ah shore did enjoy that little cuddle in the sled)

  167. Wose
    6:23 am on December 13th, 2012

    WOLFIE! I am so very glad you are back with us here on the blog. I have lost my mom and dad too, and it took quite a long time for the hurt to turn into fond memories. It is a little hard at the holidays, or when I have to make a tough decision, and I think to myself I wish dad were here. I have also lost the best sister-in-law anyone could ask for. To me, she was not an S-I-L, but a real sister.

    Just remember there are many of us who understand what you are going through, and we are always here for you. We love you very much!

  168. Wose
    6:25 am on December 13th, 2012

    Macy, is your address on Dishlickers?

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