No Post Today

Deadline looming! But how about tomorrow we post the first sentence – or maybe 2! – of RUFF VS. FLUFF, #1 in the new Queenie and Arthur middle grade series, coming in March. (Available for adults with fake ID. If you need fake ID please send SASE $1000 in small bills to me at your convenience.)


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27 Responses to “No Post Today”

  1. Masquers
    9:00 am on November 13th, 2018

    Looking forward to that first sentence!

    Good morning everyone.

  2. B.Stover
    9:21 am on November 13th, 2018

    I’m also looking forward to the first sentence.

    Good morning all.

  3. Wose-The Small and Meek
    10:54 am on November 13th, 2018


    I am laughing at the prerequisite to obtain fake ID. I am wondering if the Thieves know anything about that… :^)


    The 2019 Plunder On! is about to roll off the press. The cost of the calendar is $20.00. If you would like a calendar, please e-mail me your name, current mailing address, and the number of calendars you would like by NOVEMBER 25th, so that I can place the calendar order with the printer. Please make out the check to me. Once I receive the calendar from the printer (and your payment) I will mail out your calendar ASAP.

    Create a good day!

  4. Thieves!
    12:14 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Wose: Under our attorney’s guidance, we have been advised that we cannot recall at this time if we are involved with fake IDs. On an unrelated note, the calendars and the IDs are the same fee.

    This morning we found Holliday wrapped in Beau’s curly tail. Both preacher and wee kitten were sleeping soundly.

  5. BearSpiritDog
    1:16 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Wose! Please check your SDD.

  6. BooBear
    2:26 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Wose! Check for a SDD from me as well.

    Good afternoon, all!! Mom was kind of hoping that she would be retiring at the end of this week, but it still looks like the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. But that should be it for sure.

  7. Hobbitz
    3:32 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Boob Bear is having a never-ending work week but the end is in sight.

    Kitten update: 5 boys, 2 girls. Four are polydactyl, one has 7 toes on each front paw so it looks like she has wee hands. The stillborn was a conjoined twin so she had 9 total. Poor kitty but this is her last litter. The 3 fatties are gaining the most daily weight, they stay latched onto mama all the time. Four seem to battle it out for the two nipples under her arm pits which is ridiculous since there are many others to choose from.

  8. Herd of Hounds
    4:29 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Hello everyone. Hobbitz, thanks for the kitty update. You have your hands full.
    Been a bit cooler than usual here.
    Enjoying the riddles.

  9. Herd of Hounds
    4:40 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Forgot to mention our excitement about the Ruff vs Fluff intro.
    Hey Spencer, we don’t have small bills, they are all the same size.

  10. Wose-The Small and Meek
    5:32 pm on November 13th, 2018

    My laptop dropped dead this morning, so I am using Grizz’s heavy duty model while he is in class at the Big House. I am annoyed because I haven’t even had it for 2 years. A visit to Best Buy is in the future.

    Bear and Boo: Checked! :^)

    C.Hobbitz: Thanks for the kitty news!

    1-3″ inches of snow expected here Thursday afternoon!

  11. Thieves!
    5:34 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Hobbitz: Does this mean we are raising two wee kitties instead of just the one? This might explain some things.

  12. BearSpiritDog
    8:07 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Thieves! We were Thinking the Same Thing.

  13. Hobbitz
    8:08 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Thieves: yes, you are in charge of two wee kittens. They will be a powerful duo I am sure with your training and supervision. They are probably hungry all the time. One might be awake while the other sleeps, one might be more “obedient” than the other. You will have your paws full. I am sure Luna will know what to do. Also prayer and Beau might help.

  14. Wose-The Small and Meek
    8:13 pm on November 13th, 2018

    I didn’t know a thing about polydactyl cats, so I looked it up…

  15. Thieves!
    8:39 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Hobbit: This explains so much. There was a flurry activity on This Side of the Bridge! We were dressed in our catcher’s gear just like Rio did when he went with Friend and our Lady to the baseball game. Something landed in our mittt, Luna grabbed it out of our paws. We called Dibs just as Luna, called “safe!” But that wasn’t the name we planned. Wasn’t Luna listening? Before we could stop her, Luna ran away with it in her mouth with Beau snorting along side. We, of course knew this only meant one thing—-bible study was cancelled.

    Not long after, Luna said that not all of the kittens survived labor and delivery, and that—-according to the rules of dibs—-we were now in charge of teaching everything anyone would need to know about being a dog. Luna informed us that we would be supervised by her and Beau and Wyatt and Tenzing and Annabelle and Fargo and Bridger and Twig and Patsy Ann and Melanie and Zoé. She also told us that this was a tricky case that required more time before Restored to Prime was complete. We didn’t carre. We were so excited that we started handing out Slim Jims.

    We have been wondering why the wee kitty didn’t ever sleep and never stopped eating.

    We have now officially changed Holliday’s name to Butch and Sundance.

  16. Thieves!
    8:46 pm on November 13th, 2018

    This also explains why there were two wee kitties tucked in the curl of Beau’s tail this morning. We were certain it was Beau’s way of letting us know we were going to study that Noah guy again today.

  17. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:44 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Butch and Sundance! ….BAH! SPIT!…Now there are for sure two renegade kats up there….sniff!… Poor Beau!…yeeep!

  18. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:48 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head!…snort!!

  19. Thieves!
    9:59 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Rio: Our experience raising these two wee kitties on the right side of the law is very similar to that movie clip. The only difference is we’ve had more explosions and haven’t had a musical montage, yet.

  20. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:29 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Experience!…snort!…Youse have NO EXPERIENCE yet…guggle!…On the plus side Beau will be there to guide youse…(hopefully!)…yeeep!

  21. Thieves!
    10:37 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Hobbit recommended Beau and prayer for successful reading of Butch and Sundance. We found the right equation to be equal parts praying and swearing. Beau mastered that combination quickly. We are still heavily on the swears.

  22. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:39 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Riddlers!…My friend feels she should scan the whole Baker’s Delight Riddle because I can’t tippy-tap that much info and get it right…grunt!…So the day after today she will let me send it to youse…heh!heh!…The day after today…heh! …Only Riddlers will get that joke!

  23. Beau - The Black Pug
    10:43 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Sneeze!…makin’ Dis warm/hot milk for dose kitty-kat-thieves is testing me….grumble!wheeze!

  24. Thieves!
    10:50 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Luna is full of surprises! First, it’s her flip charts of where puppies and kittens come from. But, this tops them all. She would have us believe these wee kitties don’t eat kibble. She had a flip chart of how Butch and Sundance’s siblings are taking nourishment. No thank youse.

    Beau: You keep warming the milk. That will free us up for making a bed with your back up bible for the second kitten. Now, where did we put our exacto knife…

  25. dawson
    11:45 pm on November 13th, 2018

    What McKey is up to (if this link works):
    If anyone is looking to donate to a good cause, keep this project in mind.

  26. dawson
    11:48 pm on November 13th, 2018

    Oops! More information than I meant to post, but McKey’s stuff is first.

  27. BearSpiritDog
    10:20 am on November 14th, 2018

    Yay For McKey!

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