Nightmare At Fetzer’s Gallery
The javelina led me down into a gully and then came a surprise. It suddenly turned on me and grew much bigger, as big as an elephant. I know elephants from Animal Planet – we watch it a lot, me and Bernie. At the same time, it stopped smelling like a javelina. I picked up that somewhat toady but with slight fishness added smell: snake. Uh-oh. What was going on? The huge snake-smelling javelina snarled at me and came forward. I barked my head off, but it kept coming. I bumped into solid wall. Nowhere to go. The javelina showed me its tusks, long as swords and dripping with blood.
“Chet? Hey – you having a bad dream, boy?
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4:19 am on May 3rd, 2009
Wake up good boy…. you're OK.
5:12 am on May 3rd, 2009
Poor Chet– have another Milkbone.
But maybe a Milkbone won't be enough. Maybe it's time for some ribs.