Me …

… on Dog Talk Radio with that very good and very nice interviewer, Tracy Hotchner, discussing Heart of Barkness, the latest Chet and Bernie novel.


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18 Responses to “Me …”

  1. Hobbit
    3:06 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Photo #1 submitted into evidence:

  2. Hobbit
    3:07 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Photo #2 submitted into evidence

  3. Wose-The Small and Meek
    3:26 pm on January 21st, 2020


    Radiopetlady…I like it!

    Mr. Big: I am laughing at the photos! Chicken or fish? I hope your Attendant shared. :^)

  4. Mr. Big
    4:10 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Dear Esteemed Teddy’s Paw:
    Do you work for adventurous kitties as well as dogs? I was told that I was related to The Thieves so maybe I could be added to their Slim Jim tab.

    It appears that the Attendant has photographic evidence of me helping myself to some chicken tenders. Can the photo be refuted? Interpreted in another way? Blocked from evidence? I do see that there are no photos of me actually eating chicken tenders and certainly the evidence is gone so maybe it is not as bad as it looks?

    I have been known to get on the table while Attendant is working on the computer and in the past she hasn’t objected but now she is upset and calls me a Sneaky Devil. Can I claim entrapment because she left delicious food out in the open on the dining room table knowing full well that I am always hungry and always curious? Am I, in fact, a VICTIM here?

    I would plead starvation and ask for mercy from the court but my weight admittedly works against me on that particular argument. As you might know cats aren’t known for being remorseful but I could give it a try before the court. It would be risky and there are no guarantees that I could pull it off.

    Even though “Mr. Big in the Big House” has a certain ring to it, I really don’t want to be sent up the river. Or wear an orange jumpsuit. Should I ask Beau for some kind of divine intervention? Do I need to run away to Bluecat’s home and be a fugitive? Maybe if Plunderers write letters of support, the judge will say Case Dismissed! ?

    Can you help this poor kitty out? Please spare no cost in clearing my name!
    Regards, Mr. Big

  5. Wose-The Small and Meek
    4:42 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Mr. Big: I am not an attorney, but that open box seemed like your Attendant wanted to share with you… ;^)

  6. Wookie’s and Teddy’s Paw
    7:17 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Mr Big. A couple of thoughts. If you could somehow destroy the evidence (I leave it to you to best figure out how to do it), that would make it very difficult to prosecute. I am also researching an important legal principle known as “the Twinkie Defense” to see if it has ever been applied to chicken. Even if not, if you happen to find a Twinkie, we can use it then.

  7. BooBear
    8:05 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Mr. Big! I see no photo evidence of you actually taking and eating the chicken. Argue you were only touching to test the temp of the food before attendant took a bite! Why you were saving her from burning her mouth! You are a hero!!

  8. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:13 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Twinkie!…Defence?….grunt!….Who knew?

  9. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:22 pm on January 21st, 2020

    First!…the post above was my first with my very own IPaw!,,….yeeep!

  10. Wose-The Small and Meek
    8:44 pm on January 21st, 2020

    RIO! You got the IPaw working…Hurray for you!

  11. Mr. Big
    8:56 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Teddy’s Paw: This is why you are worth your weight in Slim Jims. I am good at destroying things so destroying or making evidence disappear will be no problem. And Twinkie Defense is genius. It will be my Get Out of Jail Free card.

    Boo Bear: good idea. I WAS checking the temperature of the food before proceeding. I just got there first before the Attendant.

  12. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:57 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Rose,!…I am very happy with myself!!….snorkel!…I’m hoping I can post photos once again….grunt!…..Right now I have no photos saved to my new IPaw….gufflel!

  13. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:00 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Wait!…I could save those evidence fotoz of mr big…heh!heh!

  14. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:04 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Except!…Right now I don’t know how to save anything…bah!!

  15. Mr. Big
    9:22 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Boo Bear: I particularly like that I might be a HERO in this little incident.
    Rio: I have sat on the computer keyboard. Let Attendant find those fotos now!

  16. Attendant
    9:28 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Mr. Big and I had a nose to nose staring contest. Sometimes his eyes were signaling, “I love you more than chicken tenders?” Then his eyes would shift and say, “I love chicken tenders more than you.”
    Finally he put his paw on my mouth which I interpret as “hush now, let’s put this incident behind us and move forward in peace and harmony.” I think he has hypnotized me because I am dropping all charges. He is my Mr. Big and I am his Attendant for life.
    Also, he is getting shaved soon and that is punishment enough

  17. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:05 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Easy…I think mr big is getting off easy….grunt! …But if tenders were left out in my paw reach….well let’s just say tender justice has a way of working things out for the good…..wuffel!

  18. Thieves!
    11:00 pm on January 21st, 2020

    Shaved! We’d rather do time in Mother Jail.

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