Life Back Then
We’re running around crazily today, me and Bernie. He has this list, all crumpled and wrinkled now. “What the hell’s celeriac?” he says.
I can’t help him.
At Vin’s Discount Liquors – Vin’s our go-to guy when it comes to booze, is also an old Army buddy of Bernie’s; and isn’t he in book 5? – we run into Otis DeWayne, pushing a full cart. Otis is our weapons expert but he’s also a Civil War reenactor, knows a lot about the past.
“If we could go back to Pilgrim times,” Bernie says, “what would be the first difference we’d notice?”
“That’s easy,” Otis says. “The smell. Everybody stank to high heaven.”
Hey! Sounds interesting!
Welcome Ben, George, Pita (with backpack, great idea).
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