Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

They say he kicked the snakes out of Ireland. Good news as far as Chet’s concerned. Chet’s the canine narrator of the Chet and Bernie series (not a talking dog!) and … well, let him tell it:

Her face, not the particularly open type, I now noticed, closed up a little more. Humans are brainy. Maybe not all of them, and maybe not brainy in every way, but braininess is their thing, when you compare them to say, snakes. Scariness is snakes’s thing, if you see where I’m going with this, which I’m afraid I no longer do.

– from Tender Is The Bite, the next C&B (“now available for preorder!” – Mrs. Publicist’s pushy mom).


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16 Responses to “Happy St. Paddy’s Day!”

  1. Wose-The Small and Meek
    11:48 am on March 17th, 2021


    Love the picture of the puppy!

    Happy St. Patrick’s day to all!

  2. B. Stover
    11:59 am on March 17th, 2021

    Chet is making me laugh again.

    Good day to all.

  3. Herd of Hounds
    3:50 pm on March 17th, 2021

    We love Chet’s words of wisdom.
    Whoopee! The herd is now complete again… Mom and dad are with us and we’ve done our utmost to slobber and jump on them since they got here. Mom said she’s going to share the insider of the rest of the last great race with us.

  4. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    5:32 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Green!….Hey! Someone left a Vat O’ Green Beer in my backyard!….woooooo!hooooo!…It’s a little cold out but I will chance it…snorkel!…SPLASH!

  5. WATP
    5:46 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Rio. Haopy swimming. BTW, I think you would really look smart wearing one of those green hats; very sporting indeed.

  6. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    6:01 pm on March 17th, 2021


  7. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    6:03 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Wings!…My friend is making Hot Wings for supper right now!…snort!snort!…She always makes Hot Wings for St. Patricks day. (I don’t think we are Irish)…slobber!slurp!

  8. Wose-The Small and Meek
    6:40 pm on March 17th, 2021

    RIO! Green beer and hot wings…Who could ask for anything more? :^)

  9. Wose-The Small and Meek
    6:41 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Oh, and Rio, I agree with WATP about the hat. Heh!

  10. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    7:10 pm on March 17th, 2021


  11. Thieves!
    9:07 pm on March 17th, 2021

    WATP: When you arrive to bail us out of Mother Jail, can you bring some blue cheese dressing for the wings? We’re running low and the wings are hot.

  12. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:10 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Hot!…They are red cholula sauce hot!Hot!HOT!….yeep!

  13. WATP
    9:24 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Thieves. More blue cheese dressing is on the way. Give my regards to Mother. Would Beau like some dressing as well? Or in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I could probably round up some Green Goddess if you think he would prefer that.

  14. Thieves!
    9:40 pm on March 17th, 2021

    WATP: We have a general stance to do things to get on Beau’s good side. It drives everything we do. For example, we called ahead to reserve our spot in Mother Jail on this holiest of beer drinking days—it’s a time saver, really. Somehow, and we’re not sure how, we skipped bible study as a result. Somehow, and we’re not sure why, this disappointed Beau.

  15. Beau - The Black Pug
    9:47 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Sneeze!…I am very very disappointed in dose Thieves….grump!sneeze!

  16. Thieves!
    10:14 pm on March 17th, 2021

    Beau: Don’t be disappointed. We saved you a spot.

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