Good Luck, Anapka!
“Hey,” Bernie says. “Remember that donkey?”
Donkey? The donkey we ran into on the Nuggets Bolliterri case who took an instant dislike to me just because I tried to herd him the tiniest bit? A kick like that? Hard to forget.
“The one they sent up parasailing for some publicity stunt at the Sea of Azov in Russia.”
I kind of remember. Just a little. Was it important? I could try harder … okay, that didn’t work.
“Well,” says Bernie, “there’s good news. The donkey, name of Anapka, has been bought by a British newspaper called the Sun, and flown to Moscow where a vet examined her and said she’s all right. Looks like she’ll be living in an animal sanctuary in the U.K. A happy ending, big guy.”
Love happy endings. What the rest of it was about I’m not sure.
Bernie gets a funny look in his eye. “The Sun,” he says. “Is that the paper with a different topless photo every day?”
Can’t help him there. We handle some things differently in the nation within the nation.
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