From The Leaping Scene in A Cat Was Involved

“Okay, Chet, you’re up,” Bobby said. He clapped his hands. “Chet. Up and over. Come.”

Leap over this horse jump, was that it? A snap. I dug my front paws into the grass—best way for getting the kind of explosive start that makes the rest of it a piece of cake, as humans say, although why I’m not sure, cake being nothing special in my opinion—but at the very last moment before there’d be no stopping me, I caught a slight movement from the direction of the wooden fence. I paused, glanced over, and saw, peering in through a small hole down where the fence met the ground, a cat. And not just any cat, but a plump, white cat with golden eyes and a pinkish nose: Beauty.

From A Cat Was Involved, downloadable all over the place. ($.99!)

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  1. B.Stover
    9:12 am on August 17th, 2012

    It would be interesting to try to diagram the third sentence. Love it!

    Good morning all.

  2. Riö – The Evil Pug
    9:51 am on August 17th, 2012

    Superb!…Spencer can really tip-tap-tippity-tap out a sentence. It might take him all day but he gets it done!…snorkel!

  3. OleyHowlers
    9:59 am on August 17th, 2012

    Good Day to all, and Happy Second Closing to Barb! Time for the next phase of life. How exciting!

    Isn’t it cool that Spence is posting so many excerpts to ACWI that all those who have not found a way to download it will just read it bit by bit on the blog each day! Heh heh

  4. Princess Sam
    10:03 am on August 17th, 2012

    If the cat had not peered in, Chet would have easily jumped. I like it better that that’s The Road Not Taken.

  5. Kirby T. Penworthy
    10:03 am on August 17th, 2012

    Good morning, y’all!

    Bee: At one of the newspapers where Mom worked, there was a reporter at a rival newspaper who was an absolute expert at run-on sentences. Every week when their paper came out, Mom’s staff would count his sentence lengths. Mom can’t remember the record, but it was somewhere in the 50s or 60s. I think Chet may have beat him! (But not by much!)

  6. Riö – The Evil Pug
    10:06 am on August 17th, 2012

    Kirby!…50 or 60 words or letters?…snort!

  7. Tupper and Gilly
    10:10 am on August 17th, 2012

    Dear Empress Bee of the Ivory Tower – only you would read that passage and think first about grammatical implications.

    Good morning everyone.
    Barb – congrats again on the move
    Howlers hope Mom is feeling tip top again
    Rio – Mama and Melanie have figured out the perfect tattoo for you. It seems that OTAS loves sharks and is looking for a willing individual to get a shark portrait. We thought your cute, round little butt would be great for a picture of an open mouthed great white. Right around your curly little tail.
    Snort – oh, excuse us. Royal Corgis do NOT snort. That was the Wrotten Kats.
    tee hee

  8. B.Stover
    10:10 am on August 17th, 2012

    But the third sentence is not a run-on; that would be a Banned Error! It’s a legitimate sentence which is what makes it so much fun.

  9. B.Stover
    10:12 am on August 17th, 2012

    T&G: I bet I could “beat” you at B l a c k j a c k!!

  10. B.Stover
    10:16 am on August 17th, 2012

    I like the way that Bernie finds out just how high Chet can leap.

  11. Kirby T. Penworthy
    10:16 am on August 17th, 2012

    Rio: WORDS! He would write sentences full of lots of clauses and asides and anything else he could throw in!

  12. Tupper and Gilly
    10:18 am on August 17th, 2012

    Bee – we are not allowed to play B l a c k j a c k until we’re 21

  13. B.Stover
    10:22 am on August 17th, 2012

    T&G: You’re making me laugh.

  14. Masquers
    10:35 am on August 17th, 2012

    Melanie: Am I too late for the kat scan?

  15. Riö – The Evil Pug
    10:38 am on August 17th, 2012

    B l a c k j a c k!…I could beat you all at that game…snort!snort!…With or without a tatooe…sniff!

  16. AbbietheKitty
    10:57 am on August 17th, 2012

    Good morning all. I have to admit liking those long involved sentences of Chet’s. That is the way I think. Snicker

    Staff is trying to get ready for a weekend with other collectors of Vintage sewing machines. Some people will be visiting and more cleaning must happen. Alice and I are trying to keep out of her way. So is Mr.Staff.

  17. Riö – The Evil Pug
    11:03 am on August 17th, 2012

    News!…SiberH will appreciate this news!…heh!…My friend said that she will be dining at the Mountain Ranch Club before the Sunday afternoon game come the first weekend in Sept….snort!snort!… As I have had to endure watching our announcers gobble up loads of great looking food at that place, I am very very jealous of her going there…sniff!…She is very excited about the whole day!….Wooooooo!….Third row seats right by where Todd Helton usually plays….grunt!

  18. Wookie of Chevy Chase
    11:10 am on August 17th, 2012

    My dad remembers diagramming sentences, especially complex ones, from ninth grade English class. He actually liked it a lot. He also really liked geometry; I think it has something to do with straight lines and intersections. He also liked geometric proofs and kind of thought of diagramming as a form of syntactic proof. For a differing perspective, my mom and I think he’s nuts for liking stuff like that. She is a bit more of a stream of consciousness gal. Me, I prefer just to bark. Although we do have a friend who has never met a period or comma that he couldn’t dispose of. Just amazing.
    Wookie

  19. BearSpiritDog
    11:21 am on August 17th, 2012

    I love everything about the e-story! Hope Dawson and Barb will be reading it very soon.

    From last night:
    We agree with B about Midnight In Paris. Loved the movie.
    Rio: Breaking Bad is Big Favorite around here. However, as we have mentioned before, there is no way to watch it other than: (1) wait for the DVD or (2) purchase the episodes through Amazon Prime. My poor treat budget is staining at the seams right now, but Someone here may break down soon and go for it.
    Sounds like a great day for your Friend upcoming in September.

    Wookie & B: Diagramming sentences…I feel a headache coming on.

    Another hot day. Off to do important things in the cool of the morning. And…have breakfast. Heh.

  20. BearSpiritDog
    11:23 am on August 17th, 2012

    SnowBella: You said you had a bad day yesterday. Hope everything is okay. Please let us know.

  21. Riö – The Evil Pug
    11:35 am on August 17th, 2012

    Bear!…I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about the episode of Breaking Bad we watched last night….wheeze!…It was so well written, directed and acted, it made my head spin…sniff!…George Mastras wrote and directed the episode. He has won awards before for his writing on the show…chuffle!…Amazing talent all around. The story is gripping, chilling and terrifying all at the same time….snort!…I was watching the beginning scene and scratching my head as to why they would include it…grunt!…Then at the end it all came together so perfectly and tradgically. He had us cheering the characters in one moment and then the next we were shocked back to the reality of the evil they are perpetrating…sniff!…You must watch this season – it is the best so far. I say that every season because it only gets better….wheeze!

  22. Siber-H
    11:41 am on August 17th, 2012

    Rio! That is where I want to eat! While watching the game, I cannot stand to watch all the fans chowing down on what must be excellent food. I swear, they eat more at that ballpark than any ballpark in the USA.
    I will want a full report on the afternoon at Coors Field. Your friend has very good seats.

    Hope all is going well for Melanie.

    Wolfie, Very well said last night. You know what I mean. Mom says I can say no more.

  23. Riö – The Evil Pug
    11:51 am on August 17th, 2012

    SiberH!…My friend says she will take photos of the food and let us drool over it….grump!

  24. Rose
    12:13 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio, I hope your friend has a most excellent time at the ball game. What kind of food is served at the Mountain Ranch Club?

  25. Riö – The Evil Pug
    12:19 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rose!…Delicious food!…snort!

  26. Siber-H
    12:20 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio, Photos are better than nothing.

  27. Riö – The Evil Pug
    12:44 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Photos!…I guess with a little salt they won’t taste too bad…grunt!

  28. Rose
    1:10 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio, and maybe a beer to wash them down with….

  29. Rose
    1:12 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rebecca, you said you had a bad day yesterday. I hope today is a better day for you and AJ. Sending big hugs to youse guys, and the doggies too.

  30. Rose
    1:42 pm on August 17th, 2012
  31. SnowBella
    2:07 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Thank you for the well wishes. The dogs are fine. Today is a new day helped by a good night’s rest snuggled close to AJ. Plus, I’ve found that eating Nutella from the jar with a large spoon is always helpful.

    Melanie: Tenzing is unsure why you need a Kat scan. He said if it is a matter of looking you up and down and then giving you the paws up, he can do it.

  32. Riö – The Evil Pug
    2:18 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rose!…I think she should order the Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with Garlic Mashed Tators…snort!snort!

  33. Rose
    2:20 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio, A most excellent choice! Anything wrapped in bacon sounds good to me!

  34. Rose
    2:22 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rebecca, A few Swedish Fish never hurt, either! :)

  35. Rose
    2:22 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Melanie, hope all your tests turn out well.

  36. Riö – The Evil Pug
    2:23 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rebecca!…What is this food, Nutella? Does it have bacon in it?…snort!

  37. SnowBella
    2:47 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio: To my knowledge, Nutella doesn’t have any bacon in it. But, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, that sounds like it might be a good combination. Snort! Sneeze! Clot!

  38. Riö – The Evil Pug
    2:55 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Nutella!…If it doesn’t clog arteries I want no part of it…sniff!

  39. Mollypop's Mom
    3:02 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Last weekend was the Taste of Ellicottville. One place served the Elvis Sundae – vanilla ice cream, peanut butter sauce, sliced bananas, and bacon bits. I was tempted but finally didn’t do it.

  40. B.Stover
    3:03 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio: Nutella is a hazelnut chocolate spread. Most of the calories come from palm oil and sugar.

  41. Riö – The Evil Pug
    3:15 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Elvis!…He died 35 years ago…wheeze!…Too bad he didn’t stick around for all that great fried fair food…sniff!

  42. BearSpiritDog
    3:19 pm on August 17th, 2012

    MollyPop’s Mom: Well, the vanilla ice cream and bananas sound good…but I would replace the sauce and bits with hot fudge and whipped cream…topped with a cherry.

  43. B.Stover
    3:33 pm on August 17th, 2012

    I like the sound of Bear’s sundae rather than the Elvis sundae.

  44. Siber-H
    3:52 pm on August 17th, 2012

    I’ll have one of what Bear is having.
    Palm oil is bad for you.

  45. SnowBella
    3:54 pm on August 17th, 2012

    I’m going to overlook SiberH’s last comment about palm oil.

  46. B.Stover
    4:07 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rebecca: I think Swedish Fish would be better for you than Nutella. Or, how about a peach or an apple….even a spoonful of honey would be better. (Just looking after your health.)

  47. BearSpiritDog
    4:36 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Walnuts are a tasty snack. We can add them to the sundae also.

  48. Siber-H
    4:39 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Walnuts are very good for you.

  49. Siber-H
    4:41 pm on August 17th, 2012

    The internet literary group is on a roll today.

  50. SnowBella
    5:00 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Roll! Too many carbs in rolls! 😉

    Thanks, B. Sometimes, I have to give in a little bit. Now, peach sliced served with race cheesecake might something I have to try. 😉

  51. c.hobbit
    5:18 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Mid August and the fall leaves are cascading off the trees. {{sigh}} Must start raking…on the upside, no more mowing. #winteriscomingtoosoon {{{{shiver}}}}

  52. Beau - The Black Pug
    5:20 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Sneeze!…I like carrots. And cheese. I really like cheese…sniff!

  53. SnowBella
    5:50 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Beau: What is your stance on bacon?

  54. Mollypop's Mom
    5:52 pm on August 17th, 2012

    This just in: the Elvis Sundae won the top prize at the Taste of Ellicottville!

  55. Melanie
    6:36 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Love you all. Feel like I’ve been hit with a 2 x 4 so will catch up tomorrow.

    TTFN

  56. SnowBella
    6:51 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Blasted 2x4s! Hitting you when you least expect it. Melanie, curl up under the quilt.

  57. BearSpiritDog
    7:09 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Tucking the Quilt around Melanie.
    See you at morning’s light.
    Sleep tight everyone – Bear

    P.S. Rio, Guess what we’re going to watch.

  58. Beau - The Black Pug
    7:09 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Pizza!…sneeze!….Thats my absolute favorite. They are making some right now. I never get any bacon.

  59. Wose
    7:18 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Beau, we here love pizza too! The Prof really, really, really loves cheese too…

  60. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:25 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Beau!….GET OFF!….growl!… Bear are you watching the first episode of the new season of Breaking Bad??….wooooo!

  61. Kirby T. Penworthy
    7:37 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Mom just got back from a day out. First she went to see a movie — Hope Springs with Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones. She was surprised about how many people were there — and she was just about the youngest one (not something that happens very often!) — and then she came out of the theater and found a bus from a nursing home. Ohhhh, that explains it!

    And then she and my boy’s girlfriend went to get pedicures. Dad said she should take me, too, but I nixed that one pretty quickly!

    Then on the way home, Mom decided to stop and pick up some supper since Dad’s off to a football game to scout the other team. His team hasn’t even started practicing yet — that doesn’t come until Monday — so they’re way behind all the other schools around here, which will make it harder when they have to play them. :(

  62. Princess Sam
    7:38 pm on August 17th, 2012

    I’m so excited! On Sunday I’m going for a big car ride with my girl. She’s been busy doing a lot of packing so maybe this is an overnight trip. I can’t wait.

  63. Kirby T. Penworthy
    7:38 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Wookie: Mom liked to do proofs, too. Whenever the teacher assigned proofs all the other kids would groan, but Mom thought they were great! Something about figuring out what angles went together and how to get from one step to another — kind of like solving a mystery!!!

  64. Kirby T. Penworthy
    7:40 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Oh, Sam. Sam. Sam. Just enjoy the next few days, OK?

  65. Kirby T. Penworthy
    7:41 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Oh, no! There’s lightning and thunder here, and it just started raining! I hope Dad’s not getting all wet sitting in the stands! :( :( :(

  66. Tenzing
    7:45 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio and Beau’s Friend: Please let the guys have extra pizza crusts tonight. It is, I mean was my favorite until I got put on this grain free diet. I still don’t know why I can’t have any. I always order pepperoni, not grain pizza.

  67. Tenzing
    8:02 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Sam: I agree with KirbyT— you stay on your girl’s lap as much as possible over these next few days. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did.

  68. B.Stover
    8:11 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Geese are flying in V formation from north to south. It’s too early for that.

    Sam: Keep smiling and have fun on the “overnight” trip.

  69. Gus & BooBear
    8:17 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Mom has never had Nutella but the TV commercials make it sound very natural and good for you. Advertising double talk??

    Melanie, take care and rest.

    Sam, we’re sure it’s a weekend trip. What fun!!

  70. Kirby T. Penworthy
    8:43 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Dad’s home! He said they got to the game and just as they pulled into the parking lot it started storming, so they sat in the car and waited until the game was finally called off.

  71. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:48 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rain!?….What is that again???…wuffle!…We were all out helping her water whats left of the garden…sniff!…Seems her mother was in a pulling out and throwing away sort of mood today…grunt! ….Luckily all the chili peppers have survived (so far)…heh!heh!

  72. OleyHowlers
    8:53 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Sam, your trip sounds fun. Have fun getting ready.

  73. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:57 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Grimm!…Still we are catching up on the Grimmness….gasp!…I think this is the last episode before the new season starts….whew!gasp!yeeep!

  74. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:58 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Sammie!…Yeah, that trip sounds like a lotta fun. Where ya going anyways?…heh!heh!

  75. Barb & Maggie
    9:02 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Hi and bye! Loooong day here. Barb left at 7:15 this morning, picked up the meat order, drove to Woodstock and then had the closing at 11:00. All went well and is DONE! The house looked OK, except it is pretty dirty. Basically they moved Mildred’s things out but didn’t clean. We will have to address that later. Barb didn’t get home till 6:00, so she is tired. We will catch up tomorrow. Night all.

  76. Riö - The Evil Pug
    9:08 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Barb!…That stinks!…snort!…You worked your @ss off cleaning your place and now it sounds like you have to clean the place you are moving into….grunt!…Stinks like one of Beau’s farts!

  77. Princess Sam
    9:43 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio, I never know where I’m going when I’m on a car ride unless it’s Jacquelyn’s Dog Salon.

  78. mlaiuppa
    9:43 pm on August 17th, 2012

    New season of Grimm started this week on Monday. 10 pm on NBC.

  79. Kat
    9:53 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Ditto, Sam.

  80. Gus & BooBear
    10:03 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Maggie, when we moved out of our last house, Mom and Dad hired a cleaning service to come in and do an “empty house cleaning”. Three ladies came in and cleaned top to bottom (walls, windows, cabinets, you name it…)for a couple of hundred dollars. The lady who bought the house got a spotless house to move into and Mom felt it was well worth the expense. You ought to consider doing that at the house you are moving into. That way y’all can move in to a super clean house and concentrate on unpacking and getting settled. It only took the ladies a few hours since they weren’t having to work around any furnishings.

  81. Princess Sam
    10:16 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Wow, Oleys go to Jacquelyn’s too! Great, we need to make sure we are on the same days so we an play!

  82. Staff
    10:18 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Hello and Goodnight. I had to catch up with the blog as I will be gone all tomorrow again. Having fun with other sewing machine collectors and a cute 16 year old daughter of one.

    Melanie and Rebecca take care. Pull that quilt down tight.

    Sammie hope your ride is OK. I know you love being with your girl.

    G’day to LizF down under.

  83. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:20 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Home!….wheeze!… Home sweet home!…gasp!…Since the weather is a bit cooler she has been taking us on longer walks…gruffle!….Rockies! 5 – 4 lead…Woooooo!…. Anyways, our walk is longer and tonight right as Beau left a trolley-load full of poop on someone’s grass, a young couple and their 3 or 4 year old came by….snort!….My friend, as she was getting ready to pick-up the trolley-load says, “It’s all fun and games till you have to pick up their poop.”….heh!….Those guys laughed and laughed.…chuffle!

  84. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:31 pm on August 17th, 2012

    M-Lappa!…New season of Grimm is why we are trying to catch up on episodes…snort!…Baseball season and then those Olympics put a cramp in our watching TV time….heh!heh!… I think we are now ready to watch the new season….snorkel!

  85. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:32 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Staff!…A 16 year old is attending an old sewing machine get-together?…groan!…That poor child….wuffle!

  86. Tupper and Gilly
    10:35 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Sam – be very careful. Mama was packing too and we thought that she was just getting ready really early for our trip to the beach. We were all excited and helped by getting underfoot as much as possible. THEN – we find out they were packing for a trip WITHOUT US! Someone call the SPCA! They are abandoning us all alone ( except for Gramp) and we won’t have anything to eat ( except the breakfast and supper that Gramp fixes) and no treats ( except the ones we con…oops….I mean we respectfully request from Gramp) and we will have to sleep in those big soft armchairs instead of our own snugly beds.
    Oh the horror of it all ( said with the back of one paw thrown dramatically across our foreheads)!

  87. SnowBella
    10:56 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Rio: I hope you have your lifejacket handy. We are getting ready to guide a river trip tomorrow.

  88. Kirby T. Penworthy
    11:07 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Well, it’s STILL raining here, and Dad is making me take my walk in the wet stuff. I’m with T&G — oh, the horror of it all!!!

  89. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:10 pm on August 17th, 2012

    ifejacket!…Thanks, but no thanks Rebeccer….heh!…You Giants go have your fun taking poor unsuspecting tourists down a “lazy river” without me…heh!…Won’t they be surprised when the salmon and bear show up out of the blue in their rafts….snort!

  90. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:16 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Kirby!…heh!…Just don’t look up pal and you will not drown…snort!…Wet Kirby! I wonder what that smells like?…sniff!sniff!

  91. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:32 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Fall!…Reading CHobbits earliar post made me realize that Fall is in the air here too all of a sudden…sniff!…It was so, so very hot June and July but now August is cooler…wheeze!…We are noticing the tall talll tallllll trees around us are starting to turn color up top!top!top!…sneeze!….Maybe her mother knows instinctively that Fall is right around the korner and pulling up the garden isn’t as Krazy as we first thought….sneeze!

  92. Kirby T. Penworthy
    11:35 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Quick! Someone get me a towel — a wet Kirby doesn’t smell as good as you’d think!

    After all that trauma, I’ve gotta hit the — very dry! — sheets!!!

  93. Kirby T. Penworthy
    11:36 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Oops! I forgot to say goodnight, y’all! So goodnight, y’all!!!

  94. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:43 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Kirby!…Heh!snort!heh!…We’ve been caught in a storm, not this year, it was not fun for me. She loved seeing me get drenched while I was trottng…frump!….I think she longs for the day Beau and I are out trotting and it pours on us…wheeeze!

    Rockies!…LOSE…grump!…They had a small winning streak going…gruuuuuump!

  95. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:55 pm on August 17th, 2012

    Goodnight!…Weekend and my friend does not have to go into the busy-damned-place….hehe!wooooo!…She dodged another bullit!..snort!

  96. c.hobbit
    2:42 am on August 18th, 2012

    Remember I mentioned raking? Well, I backed over a bag of yard debris and hurt my shoulder falling. I rate yard work right up there with cooking in terms of danger of personal injury. In addition to moving to a warmer climate, I need to buy a condo in a neighborhood with a lot of restaurants. No yard work, no cooking.

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