Friend of the Month Reminder

“Oh em gee,” Spence says.

“Huh?” says Admin.

“Last day of the month! Almost forgot!”

“You mean it’s already time for the July Friend of the Month reminder?  Check the right of the screen. See Beppe? He’s Chet’s June Friend of the Month. And just below him, by the way, are two friends who rotate through every time the screen is refreshed. But that’s a side issue. And speaking of sides, I’m really looking forward to your grilled corn on the cob tonight.”

“But the point is Beppe’s human companion sent in a photo to the Friends of Chet gallery. The random number generator – “

“East German Army surplus, circa 1956 – “

” – does the rest. Winner stays over there for the month and the winner’s human companion gets a signed and paw-printed – “

“And gilded – “

” – copy of the latest Chet and Bernie novel, in this case A Fistful of Collars.”

“This could be you! Just send in a photo!”

*All 100% true, except for the gilded part.




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106 Responses to “Friend of the Month Reminder”

  1. Princess Sam
    10:01 am on June 30th, 2013

    Guess I had better get WonderFluffed in preparation for my big day.

  2. B. Stover
    10:06 am on June 30th, 2013

    Grilled corn on the cob sounds good!

    Good morning all.

  3. Herd of Hounds
    10:30 am on June 30th, 2013

    Gooood morning, everyone! Phewww! Hasn’t been that busy here with the mother dog, heck no. Been to the IPaw store 3 times in 2 days or would have said’ “Hey” more. After third visit, they replaced the NEW IPaw, so have paws crossed this one is ok. The Daddy Dawg will go back to the Volunteer State on Tuesday.

    Hope everyone has either a sunny or a scintillating Sunday (depends on what you need).

  4. Melanie
    10:43 am on June 30th, 2013

    Grilled Corn on the Cob . . . The Pack is drooling.

    Good morning to Princess Sam, B.Stover, Herd of Hounds, and everyone!

    Herd of Hounds, Mother Dogs are very busy, and tired, and sleepy, and hungry, and loving.

    Humidity and Allergies Abound! (and it’s only 10:43 am)

  5. Wose
    10:53 am on June 30th, 2013


    Ah, grilled corn on th cob.Yum!

    Sammy, your picture is up top. Maybe in preparation for the random number generator.

    OTAS, The most of the best on your birthday!,

    Tomorrow, Grizz and I are going to see the 3D version of a Hitchcock classic “Dial M for Murder” on the big screen. Can’t wait. Last night we had a WItte Home Theatre” run of the original ” That Taking of Pelham 1 2 3″. Fun film.

  6. Herd of Hounds
    10:54 am on June 30th, 2013

    Corn on the cob??? Save some for us!

    We were hoping for the gilded copy, even if it isn’t 100% gilded,

    (whispering) we know they love us…may take mom till Tues, but we have the boarder, the boys AND sitters watching us do silly things.

  7. Wose
    10:55 am on June 30th, 2013

    Oops, I forgot, GO SNOWHOOK!!!

  8. Wose
    10:57 am on June 30th, 2013

    Ooops, another I forgot.

    Dawson: I forgot to put a description of your prize in my note. If there is any confusion let me know.

  9. O'Howlers
    10:58 am on June 30th, 2013

    Happy Egg Day! Those chickies are now living fulltime out in OUR yard! We are continuing our plan though…remaining calm and cool and acting like we don’t notice them. Kat went up to check them out, so we had to pull her aside to remind her that patience will pay off. Oh No! Mom is walking this way, and we can’t let her read this!

  10. Wookie's Dad
    11:03 am on June 30th, 2013

    One legal question of a due process nature. Since Beppe’s photo was hijacked for a few days, is he entitled to any extra time into early July to make up for this grievous miscarriage of justice? Inquiring legal minds want to know.

  11. Herd of Hounds
    11:09 am on June 30th, 2013

    Whoo hoo, boarder left laptop pos unattended, so…
    Congrats, Dawson.
    What egg day? We get scratched and played with, but no egg day when mom is gone 🙁
    Neew to go, boarder returning.

  12. Tupper and Gilly
    11:13 am on June 30th, 2013

    Wookie’s Dad – the answer to your legal question is conditional. If WE are chosen as FOM, as we SHOULD be then; no- Beppe is SOL. If however the Wrotten Kats are chosen, then Beppe should get an extra two or three weeks into July.
    If anyone else is chosen, we don’t care.

    And thanks to today’s post, Mama is realizing that she only has three weeks to get ready for FOUR back to back shows, including the week long one. AWWWWWWKKKKKK!!!

  13. FinnDogsMom
    11:23 am on June 30th, 2013

    Happy Day everyone!

    I should probably put a picture of Abi in for a Friend of Chet, but I’ll do it after the FOM is chosen. Good luck to everyone!

  14. B. Stover
    11:23 am on June 30th, 2013

    Wookie’s Dad: However, if Beppe is given time into July, then July’s pick would have to be given time into August and that pick into September…. Seems like a problem of entropy.

  15. O'Howlers
    11:29 am on June 30th, 2013

    Finn’s Mom: You should submit it now, because it always seems like recent entries win.
    Wookie’s Dad: If Beppe gets more time, can we sue on behalf of Buddy whose FOM time was cut short? We seem to remember Bear’s was cut short as well. Legal counseling is needed.
    Bee, we don’t know that word.
    Happy Birthday to OTAS!
    Go Snowhook!

  16. Wolfie Wigglebutt
    11:36 am on June 30th, 2013

    Good morning, everyone. We need to keep our fingers crossed that Snowhook will win the next drawing. It seems to me that a lucky musher will get his entry fee returned? Is that right?

    Go Snowhook!

  17. FinnDogsMom
    11:58 am on June 30th, 2013

    O’Howlers: I’ll wait, not a big deal. I want to give everyone a fair shake, especially those who have been here longer, to get FOM. Besides, we’re not having the best of days. I am preparing for my senior dog to cross the bridge. He’s with my parents as he hates cats and I have two, but my parents love him to bits and I see him often when they come to visit and I send the cats to board for a few days.

    He’s had reoccurring ear infections for the last year and this one is very, very bad and meds aren’t stopping it. The vet and my parents are making him comfortable, but unless the new antibiotics fix it, we’ll have to make that decision.

  18. Herd of Hounds
    12:10 pm on June 30th, 2013

    FDM: HOH will keep ya’ll with pawsitive thoughts and our paws crossed.

  19. B. Stover
    12:23 pm on June 30th, 2013

    “Entropy” is used in different fields. In thermodynamics it is the measure of the energy that a system loses or can’t use. In information theory it is “the measure of uncertainty in a random variable.” My definition would be that entropy is the measurement of the instability of the haphazard. In other words, we would have DISORDER in our system and that is banned.

  20. Siber-H
    12:24 pm on June 30th, 2013

    52 Mushers have already signed up for the Iditarod. They are expecting a total of between 65 snd 70 teams to enter the race. I found AJ’s name on the list.

    Wolfie, They have always had that drawing in the past. I am sure they will have it again this year. We will keep all paws crossed for Snowhook.

  21. Siber-H
    12:25 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Finn’s Mom, We are thinking of you and your family.

  22. Siber-H
    12:28 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Happy Birthday to YSAS!!

  23. O'Howlers
    12:39 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Finn’s Mom, positive thoughts are with you.

  24. BearSpiritDog
    1:27 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Wookie’s Dad can be the Legal Council for Bebbe, who was robbed of some days.
    O’Howlers: It is true. Both Buddy and me lost some time as King of the Hill.

    FinnDog: Paws crossed the antibiotics will work this time for Senior Dog. In the meantime he is receiving an Abundance of Love and that’s not bad.

    Awww, B, you know all the really Cool Words.

    Happy Birthday OTAS! Melanie let us know what gifts you sent him.

    Tupper&Gilly: The Royal Mum has a Busy Schedule. Thank Dog she can do what she needs to do before the Really Big Shews.

    Siber-H & Wolfie: We remember this drawing also. May Snowhook be the Winner this year!

    Wose, Sammie and Hounds: Good Day to y’all and Everyone else too.

  25. B. Stover
    1:37 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Happy birthday OTAS.

  26. Masquers
    1:43 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Despite the nocturnal antics of the guys in this here house, we were all up to greet the dawning of a fabulous day.
    The sky is clear blue and the day promises to be a good one.

    Kool jazz & brunch on an easy, easy Sunday afternoon.

  27. BearSpiritDog
    1:47 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Buddy & I, not Buddy & me. Gah.

  28. Barb & Maggie
    1:48 pm on June 30th, 2013

    We are late arriving on the blog today. We agree with Wookie’s Dad that Beppe did indeed get short changed. Maybe since July is a long month, he could stay till the 2nd or 3rd. I am sure the new FOM wouldn’t mind.

    Finn, sorry to hear about your old friend’s problem. Hope he is peaceful and pain free. These times are never easy.

    Lovely day here, lots of sunshine and mild temps. Barb cut the grass in the back and now we will sit out on the patio for a bit.

    A chipmunk (13 stripped ground squirrel), with a death wish, has made a burrow within leaping distance from said patio. Yesterday I stuck my nose down in it as far as it would go, then I decided to dig the little sucker out of there. Barb said I could not do that. She is a Debbie Downer!

  29. Barb & Maggie
    1:57 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Oleys, Barb says she has chicken-envy, whatever that is!

  30. Siber-H
    1:58 pm on June 30th, 2013

    I goofed.

    Happy Birthday to OTAS!

  31. Siber-H
    1:58 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Barb isn’t the only one with chicken envy.

  32. B. Stover
    2:09 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Thank you for the correction Bear. (Now I’m pondering communication entropy.)

  33. Masquers
    2:37 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Riö: You wanted to know who is watching our house while we are watching the houses of others. Our neighbor dog across the way is keeping an eye out for Marauding Goats and the Lawn Guys come weekly to water the plants and cut the grass.
    Trying to jam with Fergie, Koha and Sam, but so far haven’t got past the howling/yowling. We are working on it.
    Moi? Have Sax, Will Travel. Summer in the City!

  34. Wookie's dad
    2:39 pm on June 30th, 2013

    B — Any system that is predicated on the inherent reliability of an East German Army Surplus Random Number Generator is already synonymous with DISORDER, with instability of the haphazard out the ying-yang (as Chet would say). Just saying. . .

  35. O'Howlers
    2:52 pm on June 30th, 2013

    We are having very scary weather here. Thunder was loud a while ago. The town next to us is flooded!!! Meashka is doing her best to protect Mom, while Dima is keeping Pop safe.

  36. B. Stover
    2:54 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Wookie’s Dad: LOL. (I think that I may suggest that acronyms are an example of communication entropy.) However, we all know that the choice is not made randomly. Just saying….

  37. SnowBella
    2:55 pm on June 30th, 2013

    I hate to disappoint, but they did the drawing for the entrance fee yesterday. We did not win, but it was nice to be able to have the entrance fee paid with earnings from the MMSB, individual sponsorships, the tips that AJ saved from his job and the savings I started stashing the moment we returned home from Nome. Thank youse all for making this possible.

    Finn: Please see your mom and the old dog to the quilt. There they will find comfort and most likely snacks.

    Rio: Did you get the hot wings I left for you?

    I am packing today for my travel north to the tip-top of Alaska. Wheeze.

  38. Tupper and Gilly
    2:56 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Between Wookie’s Dad and Bee, we have a surplus of $10 words. Maybe we could sell some of them at the next auction.

    We are pleased to say that OTAS is a member of our family. Back when Mama first met Melanie and the Pack, the Storyteller and YSAS made a real connection – they kind of adopted each other. OTAS and Mama both being artists created a bond there. So both boys have not only the best mother in the world and a wonderful grandmother, they have “spiritual parents” to give them a hard time(and love) too.
    Happy Birthday Dear OTAS – have we mentioned lately how proud of you we are?

  39. SnowBella
    3:03 pm on June 30th, 2013

    OTAS! I wished the wrong son a happy birthday last night. Happy birthday to OTAS!

  40. SnowBella
    3:07 pm on June 30th, 2013

    T&G: These $10 words are too rich for my budget. I could have swung it, but last night sprung for an order of hot wings for Rio and Beau.

  41. Barb & Maggie
    3:14 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Happy Birthday OTAS. Cha- Cha- Cha.

  42. Riö - The Evil Pug
    3:14 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Lawyer-Up!…Hey, I need some Due Process here…sniff!…I have not had one lousy day as FOM…grunt!…How fair is that I ask the court?…grumble!

  43. Riö - The Evil Pug
    3:17 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rebecca!…After all that negotiating last night, I did NOT get any hot wings…grump!….Beau got up early and wiped them out…sniff!…He is out back pooping red hot stuff right now….gruffle!snort!

  44. Riö - The Evil Pug
    3:18 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Finally!…We are downstairs in the coolness and watching All Creatures Great and Small before the game comes on….snorkel!…Just me and my friend…heh!

  45. Melanie
    3:23 pm on June 30th, 2013

    I will let OTAS know of your good wishes. I texted him last night. It was about the same time – 30 odd (in more ways than one) years ago – that my brother convinced my x and me that I was having false labor. Why might you ask since I was two days from my due date? Because my brother had never heard of BACK labor. Jeeze Louise.

    OTAS thought that was funny. Just wait until OTAS and GLAD have children. Heh, heh, heh

    B.Stover, I wish your interpretation of entropy didn’t resemble my life. Snort!

  46. SnowBella
    3:25 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rio: I feared this might happen which is why I had a contigency plan. Go check by the chili peppers outside. There you should find an order of hot wings with both ranch and blue cheese dressing. There should also be an six pack of Alaska Amber for you.

  47. Tupper and Gilly
    3:37 pm on June 30th, 2013

    We keep hearing about all kinds of “summer” beers. There is a Red Apple Ale, and a Summer Shandy that is a lemonade beer. We don’t have a chance to try some, as neither Mama or the Storyteller ever touches the stuff. But we are intrigued. Has anyone tried them?

  48. BearSpiritDog
    3:41 pm on June 30th, 2013

    O’Howlers: Yeep! Take care of your Mom and Pop. Where is Kat? When Thunder Rumbles we all gather close and wait out the storm. The Circle of Protection always keeps everyone safe.
    The only sounds we hear around here of late are those of Fire Crackers. These folks just Can’t Wait to Celebrate.

    SnowBella: How long will you be gone? Will you be Communicado?

    Rio: Will you be sharing your Hot Wings and Alaskan Amber? I could use a cold brew about now.

    Tupper&Gilly: The Red Apple Ale has an advertisement similar to V-8…a guy saying: Hey, I could have had one of those!


  49. dawson
    3:42 pm on June 30th, 2013

    B.Stover and Wookie’s Dad: You’re making me laugh.

    Garage sale bargain of the day: Agatha Christie’s By the Pricking of my Thumbs. Runner up: A brass “bat” cookie cutter.

  50. SnowBella
    4:01 pm on June 30th, 2013

    BSD: My flight leaves tomorrow morning at the crack of dark so I will stay in town tonight. I will be traveling through Wednesday. As far as being in Communicado, I’m not sure. I hope I will be able to lurk at the very least.

  51. Melanie
    4:19 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Good flight, oh storyteller SnowBella!

    Summer ales. Not high on my list . .

    Storm coming.

  52. Tupper and Gilly
    4:22 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Bella – have a good trip, and despite what Siber suggested, we don’t think it’s a good idea to dip your tootsies in the water up there – you could get a bad case of popsicle toes.

    Sigh – it’s raining here again. There was a knock on the backdoor a little while ago. The resident garter snake that Gilly tries to herd? He was at the door asking if we had some snake-sized water wings he could borrow.

  53. Riö - The Evil Pug
    4:30 pm on June 30th, 2013



  54. Barb & Maggie
    4:31 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Barb is not a big beer drinker, but she has tried Blue Moon with a big slice of orange in it and that is excellent. Also SIL loves Summer Shandys and drinks them all summer long. There is another one that is popular called Shock Top that Barb tried and liked.

    Barb finished Blessing already, after checking it out Thurs after noon. It was excellent, and had every kind of critter that Barb had at the farm, except chickens. She even gave a very accurate description of a little miniature donkey giving birth. Author is definitely a horse person. We are going to check on more of Kittle’s books.

  55. Wose
    4:59 pm on June 30th, 2013

    FinnDog’sMom: Sending strong positive thoughts from Westchester.

  56. Wose
    5:01 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rebecca: Have a safe flight!

  57. SnowBella
    5:11 pm on June 30th, 2013

    I’m not a beer drinker either, but I figured a certain pug wouldn’t turn up his snorter at some beer.

    Wose: Belle Starr is playing with the Detectives right now. She is given them the what’s what on who is in charge. The way she tells it, she is in charge.

  58. Riö - The Evil Pug
    6:20 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Oh-Melanie!…Check your SDD when you are done doing what your are doing…snort!

  59. Riö - The Evil Pug
    6:21 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Detectives!…Please, oh please, do not let Bellie influence our Little Detective Team…sniff!..Just the thought…gah!

  60. Wose
    6:40 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rebecca: Belle Starr is ALWAYS in charge. Is my VBFF still ‘sploding?

  61. Riö - The Evil Pug
    6:46 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rose!…sniff!…I thought I was your favorite…grunt!…Now I found out it is that Bellie and all her sparkly glitter…sneeze!

  62. Wose
    6:56 pm on June 30th, 2013

    RIO! You should know by now that you are my hunk of burning love!
    You are my ver best pug forever!!!!

  63. Riö - The Evil Pug
    6:59 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Hunk!…heh!…Yeah, but why do I have to share your affections with that Bellie Starr…sniff!…You know I do..not…like…to….share!…grunt!

  64. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:00 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Wow!…Our Cuddyer just hit his 27th run keeping his awesome streak alive!…Wooooooo!

  65. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:02 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Error!…Excuse me, Not Run, but base hit…snort!snort!…Although he usually does make Home…heh!

  66. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:03 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Cuddyer!…LIKE RIGHT NOW!…snort!…He just made it home. Now this game is getting interesting….wheeze!

  67. Wose
    7:03 pm on June 30th, 2013

    RIO! I have enough love for you both! Sending you Wosey kisses !xoxoxoxo

  68. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:09 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rose!…That is not the point…sniff!…Hey, while you are tip-tapping on your computer, go check your SDD…snorkel!

  69. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:16 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Pitcher!…We have a bullpen pitcher whose name is “Outman”…heh!…I don’t know why, but I find that funny..chorkel!…Let’s hope he lives up to his name right now!…grunt!

  70. Herd of Hounds
    7:28 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Back from the day’s activities here in Michiana. All went well, no one made a complete fool of themselves, good turn-out, impressive service.

    Love it when the legal department debates.

    Can ya’ll imagine the Snowhook team (or even the Little Detective Team) in pink sequins and beads? Nahhhhhhhh!

  71. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:28 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Crapola!…sniff!…We did not sweep those Giants. Nope they beat us today to end their 6 game losing streak…grunt!bummer!spit!gah!

  72. Wose
    7:30 pm on June 30th, 2013

    RIO! Response has been tip-tapped back!

  73. Herd of Hounds
    7:32 pm on June 30th, 2013

    B: Speaker today used word “paradigm” several times. Have no dictionary in my suitcase and know it doesn’t mean two dimes. Help, please.

  74. Wose
    7:34 pm on June 30th, 2013


    As I write this letter
    To send my love to you
    Remember that I’ll always
    Be in love with you

    P.S. I love you

  75. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:36 pm on June 30th, 2013


  76. Riö - The Evil Pug
    7:59 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Sharon!…Stover is off drinking wine somewhere, so I have volunteered to help you out in a pinch…heh!

    The Oxford English Dictionary defines the basic meaning of the term paradigm as “a typical example or pattern of something; a pattern or model”….snort!

  77. Tupper and Gilly
    8:00 pm on June 30th, 2013

    HOH – as we understand it, paradigm is the perfect example of something, or the standard by which all others are judged.

    We are the paradigm of Royal Corgis.
    Basil and Sage are the paradigm of Wrotten Kats.
    Rio is the paradigm of Hot-Wing Eating, Snorting, Burping, Baseball-Loving, Curly Tailed, Beau Bothering Pug.

  78. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:03 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Tupper!…I just told Sharon all that but in a more succinct way as only a hot-wing eating, snorting, burping, farting, baseball-loving, curly-tailed, non-sharing, Beau bothering pug can do…heh!

  79. Herd of Hounds
    8:05 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rio & T&G: Thanks, it puts things into perspective. Oh, I’m sitting here asking these silly questions having a whine…er, I mean wine 🙂

  80. Tupper and Gilly
    8:06 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Yes, but we were more delicate about certain descriptive attributes.

  81. Tupper and Gilly
    8:10 pm on June 30th, 2013

    We have the most incredible sky here right now. There are thunderclouds in the twilight, moving across the sky like a slow moving herd of cows, grazing their way out to pasture. But off in the distance is one billowing cloud bank, picked out by the last of the sun’s rays, turning it a soft glowing apricot color against the purpley grey of the horizon.

  82. Melanie
    8:11 pm on June 30th, 2013

    I think I like a pair of dimes better.

    Riö, just discovered your SDD. Will get on it tomorrow.

    OTAS and GLAD just Facetimed me. Wonderful to see them, AND I’ll be seeing them in person towards the end of July. Woo Hoo!

    Any woof, he liked his presents. One was a dish from a Zimbabwe artist Golinka and Storyteller know. This guy also does the Cultural Survival shows. The gift was a stained soapstone dish. A picture is etched out of the stain. OTAS loved it. He especially loved it when I explained that one of the rhinos was scratching his rear on the tree. snicker . . Do I know my son or what?

    The other present was a Golinka Pot! Done in earth tones and leather. Both OTAS and GLAD loved that!

    Before I head upstairs . .

    One of the storms that came through today thundered in the correct spot for echoing through the hills. When I realized that it was echoing, I started counting. FIFTEEN seconds, and that wasn’t including when I didn’t count!

  83. Wose
    8:13 pm on June 30th, 2013

    RIO! Heh! You,you,you.

  84. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:14 pm on June 30th, 2013


  85. Riö - The Evil Pug
    8:18 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Melanie!…Seems to me you can squeeze one more thing into your day before you go lie down…snort!…Am I right, or am I right?…sniff!

  86. Herd of Hounds
    8:21 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Wose and Wio: ya’ll are cracking me up tonight.
    Melanie: I you liked paradigm, try this: paradox…when Marcus Welby meets Dr. Mallard. (must be bored. I’m cracking myself up)

  87. O'Howlers
    8:25 pm on June 30th, 2013

    All the storms seem to be over here, although they are calling for more in the wee hours. We don’t believe them, so we helped put horses out for the night.
    The storm we had was not so bad, although the thunder got loud, and it blew the rain against the house so heavy that we couldn’t see anything out those windows. The funny part was that it hardly rained in the back of the house. Friends of ours, who live closeby, had their whole driveway washed out. Talk about hit or miss!

    Bear, Kat does not worry about storms, nor does she feel the need to protect our people. She slept right through it.

  88. B. Stover
    8:35 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Sharon: Rio’s definition is correct. A paradigm is a model.

  89. B. Stover
    8:39 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Sharon: And T&G’s examples are paradigms of excellence.

  90. Tupper and Gilly
    8:50 pm on June 30th, 2013

    HOH- and when Daffy meets Donald, it’s a paradux

  91. Herd of Hounds
    9:01 pm on June 30th, 2013

    T&G: If a pair of mouse is mice, is a pair of moose , mese?

  92. Herd of Hounds
    9:21 pm on June 30th, 2013

    One more: a parallelogram is just a crazy square!

    Looks like rain through the northeast tomorrow, and here in Michiana, 73 and rainy!

    Long day. Nighty night.

  93. Barb & Maggie
    9:23 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Oleys, Have your mama put Blessings of the Animals on her must read list. She is a horse woman and a rescuer, so she is gonna love it.

    We will say nighty noodles now.

  94. Riö - The Evil Pug
    9:32 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Tired!…Okay, now I am officially tired of Sharon’s questions…grump!

  95. Masquers
    10:11 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Sleeping through the storm. I, KatDog, and Kat, a for real dawg, are kindred spirits.

  96. Masquers
    10:14 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Did I ever tell youse about our trip across the country way back when? Tornadoes to the left of us…hail to the right of us.
    Perhaps a story for another day.

  97. Melanie
    10:18 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Riö, you were right I was able to do some more things . . Give the dogs their pills, fold the laundry, shut the house up, finish the kitchen . . Zzzzzzz. Oh, wait, I wasn’t able to work on that thing you need. Tomorrow will come soon enough . .zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  98. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:18 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Whodunnit!…grunt!…Well, since Under The Dome is a re-run already after one episode, we are back watching the reality murder mystery…sniff!…If I didn’t have to listen to all their stupid opinions it would not be a half bad show…grumble!…My friend was told by someone who was actually on a big-time reality show that you have to be nuts to even want to be on one…sniff!…He also said, most of the reality is not really real. We believe it….grunt!

  99. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:24 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Melanie!…If this blog was a reality show I would have an opinion to air about your last comment…grunt!…But seeing as it is not, I will refrain from blowing out any hot air…sniff!…Sleep tight!

  100. Riö - The Evil Pug
    10:35 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Game!…As far as I can tell, and I am a mere pug, this Whodunnit Game is split into two groups of people…grunt!…There is the group who actually thinks and puts two and two together to figure out the clues, and then there is the group who expects the people in the first group to tell them what happened…heh!heh!…So the real mystery is how the dumb ones will be kilt off during the show…snort!

  101. Redbone Hound
    11:20 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Dang but it shore is hotter than a chili cookoff.

    Miz Sharon and Miz Melanie – y’all shore do crack this ole hound up. But y’all missed a few.
    Whatcha call Roger and Dudley aplayin tennis – a pair-a-mours
    A coupla geeks from Brooklyn – a pair-a-noids (wait for it)

    Come on now – Ah’m just warmin up. Ain’t no one here awake to play along?

  102. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:30 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Snort!…I am up for a few minutes yet…heh!
    …These are really old….sniff!

    What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
    – A civil serpent.

    What do you call bears without ears?
    – B.

    What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    – A Doyouthinkhesawus.

  103. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:34 pm on June 30th, 2013

    More!…heh!…Brother Hound youse have opened the doors!…snort!

    What do you call a fake noodle?
    – An Impasta….heh!

    What do you call the best butter on the farm?
    – A goat.

  104. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:38 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Done!…Okay, someone says we have to go to be just because she has to get up and go to the damned busy-place again…grump!

    Last one!
    What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
    – Fungi to be around!

    Goodnight All!…snort!

  105. Redbone Hound
    11:48 pm on June 30th, 2013

    Rio – round here we got one that goes “what do you call a dawg with no ears?”

    Don’t matter – he ain’t comin.

    An with that Ah’ll say mah good nights too.
    Miz Rebecca- you have yourself a good safe trip, ya hear.

  106. Alice M. Johnson
    12:28 am on July 1st, 2013

    Heh, Goodnight!

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