Fifth Mention of the Teitelbaum Divorce
“It didn’t sound kosher from the get-go,” Bernie said, and then he added something I missed, on account of: kosher! That took me back in a flash to the Teitelbaum divorce and the chicken at the celebration dinner, best I’ve ever tasted, although the celebration might have been a little premature, coming just before Mrs. Teitelbaum drove the earthmover into the garage where Mr. Teitelbaum kept his antique car collection. He had a bunch of Porsches, all of them way nicer than ours, and then not.
“ … ulterior motive,” Anya was saying, “none whatsoever. I told you the truth.”
“Some of it, maybe,” Bernie said. “What was Guy’s motive for wanting to get back with you?”
“Is it so hard to imagine he might still be interested?” Anya said.
Bernie got this expression I hadn’t seen on his face since the Leda days.
From The Dog Who Knew Too Much.
Tags: e-story 2, Teitelbaum divorce, The Dog Who Knew Too Much
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9:45 am on January 6th, 2013
I’d love to know what Bernie’s expression looks like. And who knew there were so many references to that divorce.
Good morning all.
9:51 am on January 6th, 2013
Good morning Bee and all. Got a little dusting of snow yesterday, but less than 1/2 inch.
Going to drag some Christmas stuff to the basement after another cuppa. That is what they say in Kate Morton’s books. “How about a nice hot cuppa?”
10:09 am on January 6th, 2013
Good Morning B and B&M!
Just catching up on last night’s blog….
KIRBY! I thought you were lost to the blog forever! It is good to have you back. Sounds like you had a big adventure . Happy New Year!
Belle Starr: I think the Smoochers are needed again. You must make sure the Giant and your two-legged are not splorting all over the place. Has then Giant been eating soup lately. How did the Giant learn French!
Kat, you are a spa girl! It is nice to soak your paws in Epsom salts, and get some pawflexology !
CHH: I’m the one who really doesn’t want to go to France. There are so many things to see in this wonderful country before I start going overseas. Next year’s anniversary trip could be France. I just couldn’t resist the chance to meet Rebecca, AJ, Belle Starr, Luna, and all the rest of the guys at Snoohook.
10:13 am on January 6th, 2013
I just talked to Zoë. I have agreed to call her every morning after I have finished poop patrol. She worries that I will fall and “can’t get up!”. Of course, I’ve also promised YSAS that I will always carry the phone with me. He worries that I will fall and “can’t get up!” Hmm. My eye is twitching again.
Anywoof, reading last night’s blog (HI KIRBY T PENWORTHY!) I noticed a great deal about flu and the Giant.
Snort. Zoë had a night nurse who decided that EVERYONE on the ward needed a suppository and milk of magnesia. Been a VERY busy morning there!
What an idiot. So I’ll be back at some point from the land of the distressed (nurses included). Should be an interesting odor. I wonder if I have a gas mask.
10:27 am on January 6th, 2013
Kosher, whatever it is, sounds delish.
My Lady fell asleep last night waiting for AJ and the team to return. At about 1230, she woke to Luna giving the top of her head kisses. She had been using Luna as a pillow. I don’t make a bad pillow either, if I do say so myself.
10:30 am on January 6th, 2013
Molly’s Mom is coming today! That means I will get my soft boiled egg tomorrow. It’s about time. Where the heck has she been? I’m feeling neglected.
10:32 am on January 6th, 2013
Good morning and Happy Egg Day, Plunderers and Lurkers!
Tonight is the return of Downton Abbey. YAY. Unfortunately, it is also Golden Globes, hosted by Tina Fey AND Amy Poehler. Why do all the good shows have to be on at the same time?
10:33 am on January 6th, 2013
oops. We posted that before we saw Sammie’s. we didn’t mean to rub salt into the wound, Princess.
10:44 am on January 6th, 2013
I know Oleys, we are torn too. We love Downton, but we love those two gals, so we may have to watch the Golden Globes instead. Just checked the tv guide and Downton is on from 8:00 to 10:00, but we can’t find the Golden Globes. What channel are they on?
10:44 am on January 6th, 2013
Egg day- schmegg day.
All we want is some catnip and some of that there kosher chicken.
10:50 am on January 6th, 2013
Just checked and Golden Globes are on next Sunday.
11:20 am on January 6th, 2013
Welcome back, Kirby! Yea! We missed you!
Mom spent $4.99 on FishFrosty, and her aquarium is looking mighty fine.
11:24 am on January 6th, 2013
Teitelbaum divorce =s kosher chicken memories for Chet, who always manages to find the good in everything.
Went to bed early and woke up late…during which time we missed…Kirby T. Penworthy!!!
Kirby: So Good to see you back on the blog. Please don’t ever stay away that long again! The Pack just isn’t the same without you.
Time to say Good Morning before it becomes afternoon.
11:28 am on January 6th, 2013
Do you think Spence modeled the Teitelbaums after some real life characters?
We are sooo confused. NBC is advertising the Goldens as if they are on tonight, but they don’t show up on our Guide. Plus Google search says next Sunday. Does anyone know?
12:02 pm on January 6th, 2013
Barb: According to the TV Guide online, the Golden Globe Awards are next Sunday, January 13 beginning at 8PM EST on NBC.
12:04 pm on January 6th, 2013
Yes, Bee is right. We just searched Direct TV app, and they are on next Sunday. Sorry it took so long for us to answer; we were having our Sunday banana/walnut pancakes and Caw Caw breakfast sausages.
Now we need to correct Mom’s FB friend who told us GG is on tonight.
12:17 pm on January 6th, 2013
Plunderers: Charlie is almost but not quite 80% sponsored. What does that mean? His 4 feet will be at the starting line, but his tail must stay back in the kennel? The sponsorship office is open for business, accepting whatever pocket change and treats money youse can afford. Just email our mom and we will record it on Charlie’s tab.
1:09 pm on January 6th, 2013
Hey, y’all! Mom just got back from church so I’m here! Thanks for all the welcome backs — I may have to leave more often! But now I’m on my way to the kitchen. Dad just made some chili — great idea for a cold, gray, dreary day like today. Only problem is that I’m not sure he’ll let me have any. He was complaining about some emmissions I had last night — and you know what they say about beans! But he sprinkles cheese and crackers on top, so maybe if I give him The Look…. I’ll be back later!
1:10 pm on January 6th, 2013
Home!…Someone is finally home from her Sunday morning activities…grunt!…Now today as been deemed Clean the Basement day….sniff!…So Beau and I are alternating being upstairs waiting for a roast to cook, and being downstairs getting in someone’s way….heh!heh!
1:12 pm on January 6th, 2013
Kirby!…Good to have you back Agent Kirby…snort!…Just so you know all your weekend passes have been shredded and you will not be able to leave Headquarters ever again on an extended leave…snort!
1:17 pm on January 6th, 2013
Welcome back, Kirby! We missed you.
2:04 pm on January 6th, 2013
Wookster! The most interesting dog in the world is up top right now!
2:17 pm on January 6th, 2013
00Wookie!….I think there should be a permanent spot up top for Agent Wookie…snort!…That’s what I think.
Basement!…Klean!…Quilling paraphernalia put away!…snort!… Vacuuming done!…grunt!….Football ON!….Woooo!….But where’s my lunch at?…hmmmmm?
2:18 pm on January 6th, 2013
Me too, I vote for a permanent spot for Wookie.
2:32 pm on January 6th, 2013
Moi tres. Excellent idea, Riö.
2:38 pm on January 6th, 2013
We need a memorial garden. Mollypop, many Snowhook residents, agent Wookie, and more. Maybe a section in Dishlickers with a little “obituary” or “this was your life section”. Just thinking out loud.
We are overstimulated by the large number of fuzzbutts that have come out on this warm sunny day. It must be grocery day for them, they are really busy and Annie and Biddy are running their legs off chasing them. They work hard, so I don’t have to, heh-heh.
2:40 pm on January 6th, 2013
Ah, the most grievous of grammar errors, in my grandma’s opinion. If someone asked where something was at, she would say, “look between the A and the T.
3:14 pm on January 6th, 2013
Thanks for clearing up the confusion about the Globes.
We like the idea of a memory garden for ones no longer here.
3:18 pm on January 6th, 2013
Great idea, Macy!
3:36 pm on January 6th, 2013
Oh!…Brother.
3:37 pm on January 6th, 2013
Walk!…grunt!…We are haltered up and going to for a chilly walk…grump!…Garden indeed.
4:00 pm on January 6th, 2013
Does anyone else have the problem of putting away all the decorations and then finding one little thing that got missed. Never fail. We sat down and there is a candy cane ornament on the fireplace. It will have to bunk with the nativity that is now homeless due to the ants that took over the manger.
4:14 pm on January 6th, 2013
Ants! In the manger! That sounds so un-Christmasy. I’ve never spent a winter where there were ants. Hmmmm.
Charlie needs his tail. I sure hope the other 20% gets funded.
KirbyT: I’m happy you are back. I though you got blown away by Hurricane Sandy.
Hope Melanie and Zoe are doing okay today. Me? I’m for a nap before Downton Abbey starts. Oh yeah! I won one of the card games last night, came home lop-sided with quarters in one pocket! That was fun.
Oley Howlers: Thanks for mentioning pancakes. I made them for lunch. Delish!
4:14 pm on January 6th, 2013
We all have moments that we would like to forget, but seriously?
4:21 pm on January 6th, 2013
Sammie!…I didn’t know you got a part as a giraffe!!…snort!sort!
4:29 pm on January 6th, 2013
Have you met my friend Bootsie?
4:34 pm on January 6th, 2013
Is that the same dancing giraffe I’ve seen when my mama has given me my feeling-good-in-no-time pills? Sammie, has it been you all along?
4:36 pm on January 6th, 2013
That giraffe looks just like me! Maybe I got an acting part.
4:37 pm on January 6th, 2013
(((fishdom)))!….Has anyone made it past level 8?…snort!…We cannot beat the clock on this level…growl!…One more time!
4:43 pm on January 6th, 2013
Macy, the same thing happens at our place. This tine it was the Christmas tablecloth still folded in the cupboard for “in case”. Pop spotted it while getti g placemats they use for pizza at the living room table.
4:47 pm on January 6th, 2013
We’re all in the Sibaru on our way home from a great hike in Nolde Forest. Today has been very mild with no wind. After the hike, we went back to Godfreys for a “Sibe treat jar”. We’ll post a picture after we get home and unwrap it. Mom had them order it after seeing one in the shop with a Spaniel-type.
5:03 pm on January 6th, 2013
Back again. Dear Occupant, I would like to have no crises in the next few days. No YSAS splorting, no dogs splorting, and (as OTAS put it) no serial “make everyone have the runs” nurse. Thank you, Melanie
Riö, The gate is a work in progress. Yes, they got the soup on the floor, but it was harder to do . . and more of a mess. They found the one weak spot (our floors in this 200 year old house are not even) and decided to push.
Need to think. Must have brain to think. I will think tomorrow.
Zoë is okay except for this idiot nurse. She was able to sit up in a chair for four hours! That’s hard work with 7 broken ribs.
5:05 pm on January 6th, 2013
Howlers: Youse have a very good life there in Oley.
5:05 pm on January 6th, 2013
Yeep! Yark! Yowl! I’m quite attached to my tail. I think I will tuck it in so all of me reaches the starting line.
My Lady wants to tell you all thank you for your generosity and helping us, my four paws included, get to the starting line. She sniffs a lot when she thinks about your support. And, her eyes get leaky. What is that about? My eyes never leak. I drool from time to time, but my eyes never leak.
5:09 pm on January 6th, 2013
ummmm – Rio – we don’t like to say too much, but Mama is currently at level 45 in fishdom. We think she is spending WAAAAAYYYY too much time in the water.
5:11 pm on January 6th, 2013
Oh, Melanie…soup on the floor (again!) and the night nurse from hell…you could write a book.
5:19 pm on January 6th, 2013
Golinka!…Are you playing one of those freebies? Or a full-blown game?….snort!…45!!! I cannot get past 8. I think it is a conspiracy…grump!
5:36 pm on January 6th, 2013
Masquers, I would like to READ a book without falling asleep.
5:37 pm on January 6th, 2013
We are doing the full blown game. And now we are up to level 49.
Come on, Pugilito – get to serious fishin’ here, or no beer for you!
5:48 pm on January 6th, 2013
Sigh…now when someone asks, “Where have they gone?”…the answer will be, “Gone Fishing”.
5:52 pm on January 6th, 2013
We have a sign by our front door that says: Gone mushing.
6:03 pm on January 6th, 2013
Golinka!…I figured out my problem…heh!snort!heh!…I did not know the Rules. I did not realize one has to clear the golden tiles before you are at the next level…snort!…I thought you just had to match as many as possible …wheeze!…I found a new free msn website and started over. I am on level 7 lickety split!…grunt!…All I want to do is get past that level 8…dammit!
6:12 pm on January 6th, 2013
Was taking a nap when Jesse called, then YSAS, than OTAS. So I just called my sister so no one else would wake me up. Then the Pack started barking. The I gave up.
6:15 pm on January 6th, 2013
Mommy and I got to level 14. But she doesn’t want to fish with me anymore. Sniff.
6:20 pm on January 6th, 2013
Rio, You must not spend enough time in the aquarium…staff level 73.
6:23 pm on January 6th, 2013
Rio, I see. It does help to know the rules…
I didn’t get very good at it till I decided to enable hints. Then I saw I could manipulate the bombs and the lightning. I just love the lightning. I don’t need the hints anymore.
6:29 pm on January 6th, 2013
We liked the lightning, but we aren’t sure we understood what to do with the bomb or rocket.
6:30 pm on January 6th, 2013
Lightning!…What lightning? How can you manipulate the bombs?…grunt!…I’m playing blind!!
6:30 pm on January 6th, 2013
I think I will refrain from getting involved in Fishdom. I have too many things on my plate. Warning heeded.
6:32 pm on January 6th, 2013
The Sibaru. Sasha didn’t go with us today.
6:34 pm on January 6th, 2013
Very wise, Bella. But we here would like to see more on our plates. heh heh heh
6:35 pm on January 6th, 2013
Side view of the Sibaru Huskymobile…
6:39 pm on January 6th, 2013
As promised, here is our new cookie jar:
6:42 pm on January 6th, 2013
I like th Sibaru. Nice name.
7:10 pm on January 6th, 2013
Oh Staff, Fisherwoman Extraordinaire – would you be so good as to check your SDD please?
7:19 pm on January 6th, 2013
A Cookie Jar, a Sibaru, the Best of ‘rents.
Very Nice Photos from the O.Howlers.
Lucky Dogs – All!!!!
7:38 pm on January 6th, 2013
I agree BearSpiritDog,
and with that I bid thee all adieu.
TTFN
7:57 pm on January 6th, 2013
Was looking at Facebook before I head upstairs, and I think we might have to have a snow circle for the Iditarod. The Giant said it snowed, 6 flakes.
TTFN really.
7:57 pm on January 6th, 2013
Football!…I had to explain to Beau that his team did not play this weekend because they were already in the play-offs…heh!…Just like Spencer and Admin’s New England team…snort!…Wouldn’t it be sumthing if the Superbowl ends up being Broncos vs Patriots?…wheeze!cough!….Oh what a fun thought..snort!
7:59 pm on January 6th, 2013
Melanie!…burp!…Goodnight!…We just finished supper. It was good…snorkel!
8:06 pm on January 6th, 2013
We are now watching the Downton Abbey pre-game show. Bliss.
8:17 pm on January 6th, 2013
Stover!…Or someone, do you know if Downton Abby will be On Demand?…sniff!….Someone here says we cannot stay up that late to watch the whole thing, plus Biggest Loser is starting tonight….wheeze!…Oh what a tangled web!
8:17 pm on January 6th, 2013
Barb made some chili over at Josh and Jess’s. Now back home for some peace and quiet!
Snowbella, We are not going to do the fishies either. Barb says she has enough addictions already.
8:30 pm on January 6th, 2013
Rio: Yes, Downton Abbey is on On Demand.
8:50 pm on January 6th, 2013
Stover!…Even this new season??….yeeep!
8:53 pm on January 6th, 2013
Rio: I just looked on On Demand and the first episode of part 3 is already there.
8:54 pm on January 6th, 2013
Yipppeee!….Thanks Stover!…snort!…Now we can watch the biggest loser with no regrets…heh!heh!…I sure hope this season has some likable fat people on it…grunt!
9:02 pm on January 6th, 2013
If you go to amazon.com you can pre-order Season 3 of Downton Abbey which will be released on January 29. This is the “Original UK Version.” It’s already been shown in England.
9:08 pm on January 6th, 2013
Pre-Order!…No, I am fine watching it on demand. Excellant! …Right now my friend is watching Philadelphia Story – the old one with Jimmy Stewart, Katherine Hepburn and that other actor we love so much…grunt!
11:04 pm on January 6th, 2013
Mom’s very favorite actor of all time: Cary Grant!
11:08 pm on January 6th, 2013
Yes!…Cary Grant!…grunt!…I could not think of his name for some reason…sniff!…This biggest loser season is going to be a doosey…heh!heh!
11:11 pm on January 6th, 2013
Off to the old beef mines to do chores while AJ is on the trail.
11:11 pm on January 6th, 2013
Cookies!…Tons of puking, spitting up and of course crying…heh!heh!
11:18 pm on January 6th, 2013
What a waste if perfectly good cookies.
11:20 pm on January 6th, 2013
Rebecca!…I thought you were off to feed my Junior…snort!…Don’t forget to give him a double portion of that beef tartare….chuffle!
11:36 pm on January 6th, 2013
Rio: I got distracted with stoking the fire and getting firewood. That Junior of yours is on the trail right now with the A team. Okay, now I’m really going out to do chores.
11:40 pm on January 6th, 2013
Amalia, please check your SDD
11:41 pm on January 6th, 2013
Junior!…He has been on the trail A LOT lately…snort!snort!…I am beginning to get very excited for the laddie…chuffle!…He must be taking all my trail advice to heart….snorkel!
12:07 am on January 7th, 2013
Maybe Junior should be the next dog sponsored by the Plunderers. Once we get the earodynamic Charlie covered?
12:15 am on January 7th, 2013
Goodnight Rio.
Sleep nighty noodle tonight.
12:18 am on January 7th, 2013
Junior!…I’ve spent all of Beau’s treatie money already so there’s no tellin’ where Juniors Iditarod Fund is going to come from…grunt!…I can only do so much with what Beau gets each month…wheeze!
12:19 am on January 7th, 2013
Gah!…We have to go to bed. Downton Abby is soooo good, but we can watch it tomorrow night…snort!…Goodnight!
6:53 am on January 7th, 2013
OHs: Looking good in the Sibaru! Love your cookie jar and your huskies rock.
Youse guys do ROCK!
6:55 am on January 7th, 2013
Staff: If you see this, please check your SDD when able.
7:39 am on January 7th, 2013
Thanks, Wose.
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