Chetspeak on Sunday

“Like maybe you think I’m delusional,” Sherry said. “If I’m delusional, how do you explain this?” She held out her hand. A huge ring glittered and sparkled on one of her fingers. “Ric gave it to me Saturday night.”

“So you’re engaged?” Bernie said.

“Engaged? Wh at would an engagement ring be doing on this finger?” She stuck up her middle finger, possibly to give Bernie a better view. “We’re talking four flawless carats here, Bernie.”

“Very pretty.”

“That’s an understatement.” She took a sip of coffee, the ring clinking in a pleasant way on the cup, then glanced across the street. “That your car? The old, beat-up Porsche?”

“I wouldn’t really say beat up,” Bernie replied.

“Ric’s got the biggest collection of Porsches in the state,” said Sherry.

“How many can he drive at once?” Bernie said.

“I don’t get it.”

I was with her on that.

– from TAIL OF VENGEANCE, the latest Chet and Bernie e-story. 99 cents!

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67 Responses to “Chetspeak on Sunday”

  1. Meashka
    8:14 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Good morning, Siber-H! Happy Egg Day to all! Love when Chet speaks.

  2. Herd of Hounds
    8:19 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Meashka, good m orning! We hate time changes, We love Egg day, Chet speak and life is good. Love the new truck.

  3. Herd of Hounds
    8:29 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Can’t wait for March to see the new truck up close and personal !

  4. B.Stover
    8:41 am on November 2nd, 2014

    “I was with her on that.” Chet always makes me laugh!

    I’m so glad that Snowhook found the new truck. It looks beautiful.

    Good morning all.

  5. Wose-the Small and Meek
    9:39 am on November 2nd, 2014


    Happy Egg Day!

    It is so nice to see Meashka’s smiling face up top!

    I left a comment for T.C., Snowhook, Belle Starr, and Staff on yesterday’s blog. There is a strange post after mine.

    Cold and blustery here in NY. Those marathon runners are bundled up out there.

    HRH, B: Check out today’s GOOGLE DOODLE.

  6. Wose-the Small and Meek
    9:44 am on November 2nd, 2014

    And in honor of Snowhook’s new Dog Truck:

  7. T.C.
    9:56 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Alice, There is no way you should have to share your home with those little black nuisances. Rules must be adhered to. In this house, I have a very strict rule: NO MORE CATS! I am all you need. Every other cat is a bother and a pest and a troublemaker, yada yada yada.

  8. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    10:01 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Good morning all and Happy ChetSpeak Sunday.

    That is a great looking truck, but we have to agree with T & G that it looks dark blue in the pictures. Is AJ color blind by any chance?

    All quiet her after a terrible Halloween Friday. Our backyard is full of leaves from someone’s trees. They are piled up against the fence and are not going anywhere unless we rake the up and take them out to the street for pickup. Grrrrr.

  9. B.Stover
    10:02 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Rose: I saw the Google Doodle. Then I had to find out what Day of the Dead was all about. Interesting.

  10. Herd of Hounds
    10:07 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Oh, T.C. you crack us up!

  11. T.C.
    10:18 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Bee: I could have saved you the trouble. Day of the Dead is the day they try to bring another feline into this here house.

  12. B.Stover
    10:19 am on November 2nd, 2014

    T.C.: LOL!

  13. T.C.
    10:28 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Speaking of another cat, Buddy is on my right. That made Mommy sniff.

  14. Wose-the Small and Meek
    10:29 am on November 2nd, 2014

    T.C. , You are making me laugh!

  15. Wose-the Small and Meek
    10:30 am on November 2nd, 2014

    I sniff when I think about Buddy too.

  16. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    10:30 am on November 2nd, 2014

    We liked the Google Doodle too.

    Wose, that was a strange post. Do you think we should click on it? hee hee

  17. Wose-the Small and Meek
    10:32 am on November 2nd, 2014

    B,M &L: All these weird posts is probably why this here blog is having so many upload problems, etc. pffffffttttt

  18. BooBear
    10:51 am on November 2nd, 2014

    That is a great picture of Meashka! No wonder SiberH is smitten.

    Congrats on the new dog truck! Plus it looks like this one can be unhooked from the trailer and used for everyday errands!

    Happy Sunday to all!

  19. Alice M. Johnson
    11:22 am on November 2nd, 2014

    TC. Thank you for your support. I am going to need any support I can get.

  20. Staff
    11:24 am on November 2nd, 2014

    Yay, We have a wonderful FOC this morning. Meashka! Way to smile, babe.

  21. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    11:41 am on November 2nd, 2014

    A belated Happy Halloween from Little Joe.

  22. Siber-H
    12:07 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Meashka, What a nice surprise! A really big smile appeared on my face when I clicked on comments and I saw your picture up there. Your picture is a great way to start a gloomy and sometimes rainy Sunday.

    Alice, I’m on your side. We have been friends for a long time.

    There is no such thing as too many Porsches.

  23. Tupper and Gilly
    12:07 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Such great pictures! Love Meashka as FOM. maybe we could do a planned rotation of Plunder FOMs – that way the west coasters would not be left out. Or we could all just post pics of our loved ones every day.

    We are sitting here in the dark – high winds have taken out power all over parts of the state. Remember two years ago when we lost power during the Halloween snowstorm and were in the dark for 4 days? Yeep! Hope this won’t be a repeat of that one!

  24. Staff
    12:15 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    I love the idea of posting Plunder photo’s as FOC. We will finally get the ones we want as FOC that way! Great idea Amalia.

    I hope you get your power back soon!

  25. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    12:35 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Just because we can’t upload new pics to FOC shouldn’t mean that they can’t pick from the existing Friends for a November FOC. Hamilton should not get more than his one month. Agreed?

  26. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    12:37 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Amalia, I am wearing my snowflake earrings today. Took a bit to figure out how to open the clasp, but once I did I really liked it.

    How is your brother this weekend? Did you get Hospice?

  27. Siber-H
    1:04 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Howlers? How is your mom feeling today…better, I hope.

  28. Wose-the Small and Meek
    1:24 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Royal Mum: I hope that your power is restored soon. I was watching the news this morning, and pictures showed the snowstorm Bangor, Maine is getting hit with!

  29. Riö -The Evil Pug
    1:54 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Leaves!…All those leaves are going to be the death of someone here…sniff!….Raking and bagging – it never ends…wheeze!

  30. O'Howlers
    2:01 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    We saw the idea of making our own FOMs all month long, and it was a good one. Meashka only stole the first day because Siber-H mentioned her. Someone else can be tomorrow’s.
    {whispering} Meashka votes for Siber-H.
    Little Joe looks great in his Halloweenie garb. Thanks for posting that, Mags.
    Mom is still congested, but feeling good enough to be outside with us all day. It is very very cold, with very high winds. They put all patio and porch stuff away. Now they are working on getting the water heaters hooked up for the chickies.

  31. Zeusiköv
    2:05 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Hey Guys! I think I’m in trouble here. The ‘rents took our hammocks away. I’m afraid that means I am being given the boot. Can I move in with one of youse until I can get my feet on the ground? It will be temporary, of course. Just until I can find a job and a place of my own.

  32. Zeusiköv
    2:07 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    OMD! They took away my avatar too! Gasp!

  33. Siber-H
    2:18 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    It is thundering and lightening. This isn’t normal for this time of year here.

    Zeus, The rents are not going to give you the boot. Look at what they have already lived through with you and you still have a great Siber home. Your folks and my folks never, ever, give up a dog whatever the problems may be.
    If it would make you feel more secure, I will say you can always come stay with me.

  34. Riö -The Evil Pug
    3:25 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Boot!…Someone took away my whole house and I am still here…snort!…I don’t think you have much to worry about if they only took away your girlie-hammock…heh!heh!

  35. Riö -The Evil Pug
    3:26 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    SiberH!….Those Broncos are playing The Patriots today…sniff!…Someone says this is one game we will watch just because those Pats are Spencer and Admins team…chuffle!

  36. Siber-H
    3:42 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    I’m glad you alerted me to the game, Rio. I will check it out.
    I am watching the Formula One Race in Austin, TX this afternoon.

  37. BooBear
    3:58 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Rio, the Broncos and the Patriots will be playing in a blizzard too!

  38. O'Howlers
    4:07 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Thank you Siber. We explained to silly Zeus that those hammocks are put away every winter. What can we say? He is a blockhead.
    Every outdoors thing is now safely tucked indoors. That included the windchimes from BooBear. Hi Boobear!
    The hens will also have water that does not freeze. Now all we need is SNOW!!!!!

  39. Martha
    4:28 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Further west in Massachusetts our weather is slightly better. Very windy. The electricity has flickered many times, but keeps returning.
    Little River is scheduled to go home tomorrow in the afternoon. His parents are excited! He looks like both his folks – absolutely beautiful.

  40. Riö -The Evil Pug
    4:30 pm on November 2nd, 2014


  41. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    4:39 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    You guys with the windy weather are getting what we had Friday. It was crazy, but at least we didn’t have power outages.

  42. Dawson
    5:12 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Bernie’s Porsche isn’t beat up compared to the old Snowhook dog truck!

    I don’t care what color the new truck is but I like that it is still under warranty. Congratulations on the new-to-you dog truck.

    Meashka: What a great picture of you! Congratulations on being the Plunderer picked friend of the month.

    A Catty figured out how to fix my ipad. Hooray!

    We are going to a Day of the Dead parade tonight. A cloudy and chilly day.

  43. Riö -The Evil Pug
    5:14 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Game!….This is going to be a really good game!…snort!snort!…Even me and my friend enjoy watching the Broncos vs The Pats…yeeeep!….Beau is happy too…sniff!

  44. Riö -The Evil Pug
    5:14 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Dawson!…I always thought Mondays were the Day of The Dead…heh!

  45. Riö -The Evil Pug
    5:16 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Supper!…Is in the oven. My friend made meatloaf but she was not allowed to put those hot jalapenos innit this time…grunt!…Just some spicy tomatoes and green bell pepper etc…wheeze!…I am curious how this is going to turn out after all those kick-butt hot meatloaves that have came before…heh!

  46. Riö -The Evil Pug
    5:17 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Grammar!…yeeep!…Come before, not came before…sniffle!…Even that does not sound quite right…gah!

  47. Beau - The Black Pug
    5:30 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Sneeze!…uh-oh…Dose Pats are on da move real quick-like intercepting and scoring points…guffle!…Daye are ahead right now. My Broncos are not da types to be in dis position very often….sneeze!…Dis is a good test for dem guys…eh!heh!heh!

  48. O'Howlers
    6:11 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    The ‘rents are heading out to a concert at Landhaven, and locking up our iPaw.

  49. Riö -The Evil Pug
    6:39 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Broncos!…chorkel!…So now the tables are turned, at least right now, I can laugh at Beau’s Broncos like he chorkels and guffaws all summer at my Rockies….sniff!…New England is wiping their butts all over his team so far…grunt!

  50. Riö -The Evil Pug
    6:41 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Snort!….Now the Pats are wiping their paws too!….yeeeep!…Beau is really unhappy and woe-begone…heh!

  51. Siber-H
    7:09 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    I have found myself cheering for New England.
    sorry, Beau

  52. Dawson
    7:11 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Hey! Where is Nana, BearspiritDog and Masquers?
    They haven’t posted since they dropped me off at the Seattle airport. Worrit.

  53. Siber-H
    7:17 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Dawson, I’ve been thinking the same thing about them. I am also worried.

  54. Siber-H
    7:18 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    It’s dark!

  55. Tupper and Gilly
    8:40 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Long post lost – poof – vanished into the atmosphere. Well, carp!

    We were saying that we are worried about NAna too. She hasn’t been on FB either. We have sent messages to both her and her son, hoping to hear something soon. We will let you know, if she hasn’t shown up here.

    We got our power back this afternoon. Lots of truly ferocious winds here, but no snow thank goodness.

    As far as brother, well everything is just going along. There will be a work party on Saturday to clean out his apartment. He most likely will not be coming to our house as he is pretty weak, and can’t walk or move himself.
    We spend lots of time with him, and he is helping to decide on his final arrangements. So far we have some music picked out, including “Born to Be Wild”, “I Love Rock and Roll” and “I’m So Glad”. There will be a large group of motorcycles leading the cortege, and people will be encouraged to wear jeans and casual clothes. He has always hated having to dress up.
    It seems so strange to be discussing his funeral with him, but we do want it to be what HE wants, and he is ok with that.

    And he was having fun tonight watching the Patriots winning. He is a New England boy, through and through.

  56. Staff
    8:57 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    3 hours ago Nana liked a comment I made on facebookie. So she was OK then.

  57. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:17 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Nana!…Where the hell are you?….grunt!…Do not make us come after youse!…snort!

  58. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:19 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Golinka!…Your brother should be very happy and have the will to live after watching the game tonight..heh!heh!…The Patriots ruled the night…snort!

  59. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    9:25 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Hope Nana is OK. Please check in.

    Amalia, it is good that you can discuss these things with your brother. I think that will give him some feeling of comfort and peace.

  60. Wyatt, the Late Blooming Outlaw
    9:52 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    I am posting for Harris, the rescue not the Hobbit who committed her first full, unsupervised act of thievery last night. She crept into the bedroom and made off with one of my Lady’s go to shews for work. Luckily—depending on your perspective—my Lady realized found Harris’ ill-gotten gains before it was too late. I’m posting because Harris is not allowed. She keeps trying to steal the H, A, W, I and S keys.

  61. Dawson
    10:10 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Nana stayed overnight at her son’s house last night and she is online and posting on facebook so she is fine.

    Harris: I’m glad your lady foung that shew before you devoured or buried it or there could have been hell to pay.

    Amalia: Your brother is blessed to have you honoring his last wishes. I like his choice of “I’m so Glad” as one of the songs to be played.

  62. Tupper and Gilly
    10:13 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Dawson – we did have to talk him out of “American Woman”. His ex-wife would NOT be amused.

  63. O'Howlers
    10:18 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Back home. Mom and Pop had a wonderful evening with friends and good music. Then they come home to find that Nana is MIA! Thanks for the update, Dawson. Glad all is well.
    We do not know the song “I’m So Glad”. But it must feel surreal planning all of this, Golinka.
    Nighty night from here. ZZZZzzzzzzz

  64. Thieves!
    10:23 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    We have Intel that Nana is fine despite having no wifi.

  65. MTMP
    10:27 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Little Harris, don’t steal the shoe-s that feed ya!

  66. Siber-H
    10:38 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    Howlers, If you heard the song, I’m So Glad, you would recognize it.
    I like the idea of motorcycles and jeans to honor someone’s passing.
    Amalia, Your brother is blessed to have you for a sister. I wish him a peaceful journey.

    Night All

    I like this time change, but it still messes me up.

  67. Staff
    11:50 pm on November 2nd, 2014

    I am messed up with the time thing also. I think I shouldn’t be so tired since I had an extra hour but I am beat. Nighty noodle all youse guys and

    Good morning to LizF in OZ

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