Chetspeak on Sunday
Things have a way of suddenly speeding up in this life, or at least in mine. By speeding up I mean going faster than you yourself—meaning me, in this case—can actually go, if you see what I mean. No problem if you don’t: I don’t either, really.
And then you’ve just got to go faster than you can go. What choice is there? So that’s what I did out on the street in front of Livia’s Friendly Coffee and More. Somehow I had that whole box of biscuits in my mouth? Have I mentioned that already? More like an edge of the box, to be more accurate—no way a mouth, even a big one like mine, could take in a whole extra-large size box of extra-large size biscuits. My plan was to . . . was to . . . Never mind plans! Full speed ahead! I zoomed my very fastest, claws ripping into the pavement, the air full of biscuits streaming by. What a life! Had I ever . . . Biscuits streaming by?
– from Tail of Vengeance, the new C&B e-story, coming July 8. $0.99! You can find that under the couch cushions.
What’s In A Name?, a conversation between Ms. Publicist and Spence about a character in the Chet and Bernie series which normally appears on the 15th of the month, will be posted tomorrow.
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