Chetspeak on Sunday

This customer with the cheating boyfriend problem did not look like a perp. What she looked like was the kind of woman who has a certain affect on Bernie. A lock of her golden hair – mostly golden, that is, the roots telling a darker story – drooped down over one eye and she flicked it back into place with a little shake of the head. That got Bernie’s attention, big time. Why? I just didn’t understand.

– from TAIL OF VENGEANCE (a C&B e-short). (99 cents!)

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47 Responses to “Chetspeak on Sunday”

  1. Howlers
    8:17 am on October 30th, 2016

    Happy Egg Day! Last night, the ‘rents went to a Halloween party, and then these two showed up.

  2. Herd of Hounds
    8:30 am on October 30th, 2016

    Good morning, Howlers and everyone! Certain affect on Bernie…heh, heh, heh. Happy Chetspeak, Sunday and Egg Day! WE don’t like the trick-or-treaters. Lucky there aren’t many. Those two look vaguely familiar 🙂
    Have a swell Sunday!

  3. B.Stover
    8:58 am on October 30th, 2016

    I don’t understand either Chet.

    Good morning all.

  4. Wose-the small and meek
    9:01 am on October 30th, 2016

    Greetings!

    I love the line “the roots telling a darker story”…

    Howlers: Love the picture of the two “Trick or Treaters.” :^)

    Today’s GOOGLE Doodle…pretty cool!

    https://www.google.com/

  5. BearSpiritDog
    11:00 am on October 30th, 2016

    Yes, Chet, we Remember “The Kind of Woman that has a Certain Affect on Bernie.”

    A’Howlers: Very Cool Disguises!!

    Wose: Love the Google DOODLE!

    Nana and Nancy are working hard, but with Lots of Sisterly Scwabbling thrown in for good measure. It’s that Norwegian Stubbornness, you understand.

  6. Tupper and Gilly
    11:09 am on October 30th, 2016

    Morning everyone.
    Howlers – we hate to be dense, but we are not all that totally up on lots of movies and such. Could you explain the costumes for us. Otherwise we will be pondering (instead of plundering) all day

    BSD – we understand.

    As to Bernie’s predilection for Veronica Lake types…..hmmmm

  7. Howlers
    1:20 pm on October 30th, 2016

    We thought everyone would know those characters!!! Haven’t you ever watched National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? Cousin Eddie and Frank Shirley of course!

    We are addicted to that google game, Wose.

  8. Tupper and Gilly
    2:03 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Ummmm….no…we never have seen that movie.
    Nat Lampoon is not our favorite…sorry

  9. Herd of Hounds
    2:14 pm on October 30th, 2016

    National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is guaranteed to make anyone’s family look semi-normal. It is the best of the lot!

  10. Diane C.
    3:37 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Hello All–I didn’t get the costumes, either but appreciate the explanation. I hope you’re all having a wonderful Sunday.

  11. BMALS
    6:33 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Have to admit, I didn’t know the characters either!

    Happy Sunday everyone!

  12. Rio - The Evil Pug
    7:30 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Sports!…What a great day for both Myself and Beau…heh!….He is watching the Broncos beat those Chargers right now and I will be watching the 4th game of the World Series a little later tonight….chuffle!….The best of both worlds for us guys…yes!

  13. Rio - The Evil Pug
    7:32 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Barb!…I can’t put my paw on those two halloweenie characters either….grunt!…Maybe they are incredibly, imaginative and unique characters….heh!heh!

  14. Rio - The Evil Pug
    7:34 pm on October 30th, 2016

    OR!…Maybe I have not read enough posts…heh!heh!

  15. c.hobbitz
    7:35 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Good day all. Icky 40 degrees here which means wet ice. Do you know those little hampster wheels that hampsters run on? Mr. Big is getting a Mr. Big-sized wheel in a few days to test out. I’ll keep you posted if I can get him to try it. This might be worth taking bets on. Snort.

  16. Thieves!
    7:38 pm on October 30th, 2016

    The Giant built a hampered wheel for the kennel. It is big enough for our Lady. Drummer, Fourhawks, Truman and Beverly would all take turns getting in it three at a time.

  17. BMALS
    7:48 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Rio, Chad and Ben are at the game. Hope Ben is a good luck charm for them tonight! Well, at least they got to the Series. I am happy for that!

  18. Martha
    7:49 pm on October 30th, 2016

    I would like to see videos of the Mr. Big-sized wheel and the hampered wheel in action! I thought that the costumes were from “The Princess Bride”. Oh well.
    No parties for us, but Trick or Treat time is 5 -7 pm tomorrow night. James said he would buy candy tomorrow. Whew!

  19. Herd of Hounds
    8:27 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Mom has bought candy for 16 years, but alas, nary a trick-or-treater. She has some this year since she doesn’t want to be caught with her panties down.
    Hope the Cubbies do better tonight!

  20. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:33 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Exercise!….And Mr.Big?…grunt!…Hobbit this may be a waste of money. Just saying..sniff!

  21. dawson
    8:34 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Wait! The Series is on tonight?!
    Shishkabob! I’d’a missed it if it wasn’t for youse guys.
    Clap! Clap! Clappity-clap! Go Cubs!

    Howlers: Nice costumes but I join those who didn’t know who they are.

    Mr. Big: I predict that Mr. Big will love his treadmill because he will get a treat for every 10 steps (approx.) Heh! He will become Mr. Even Bigger.

  22. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:35 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Series!….If you are lucky enough to be at the World Series you are part of baseball history!…yeeep!

  23. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:35 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Snort!….Mr. Even Bigger!…heh!

  24. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:37 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Barb!….Ben better buff up his Good Luck Charming stuff as the Indians just hit a home run….grump!

  25. dawson
    8:37 pm on October 30th, 2016

    HOH: TMI on the possible wardrobe malfunction!

    Carpola!
    Cleveland homerun.

  26. Herd of Hounds
    8:39 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Did anyone see Ramirez’s homer just now? Cleveland up by 1 ☹️

  27. dawson
    9:00 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Great effort by Jason Heyward!
    I hope we see a few Cubs homers tonight.

  28. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:00 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Wall!…Wow! Jason Hayward climbs the wall to get the OUT!OUT!OUT!…snort!…I feel like the Cubbies are turning the corner, shaking off their nerves, and taking this seriously…chuffle!

  29. Martha
    9:06 pm on October 30th, 2016

    My early years were spent just outside of Chicago. Go Cubs… it is your time!

  30. Terry Ballard
    9:09 pm on October 30th, 2016

    I predict that the Cubs will win tonight, and take it back to Cleveland where an overconfident home team will probably win it in six or seven. Cubs’ chances now look really slim, but miracles happen.

  31. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:23 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Terry!….I’m thinking they are a young team who will learn a lot during this Series. They may not win this year but next year Watch out!…snort!…I’m really hoping for that Miracle though…wheeze!

  32. dawson
    9:25 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Clap! Clap! Clappity-clap! Go Cubs!

  33. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:31 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Grizzly!…Although, David Ross is looking a little Grizzly around the edges…heh!heh!…Still a great player..snort!

  34. Addie's Gramsey
    9:32 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Great game!!!

  35. Herd of Hounds
    9:34 pm on October 30th, 2016

    And another run!

  36. Herd of Hounds
    9:48 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Oh dear, eyes slamming shut here ????
    Will check in the a.m. ????

  37. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:00 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Cubs!….Doing what they should have been doing all along!…snort!…The Miracle may be happening!…yeeep!

  38. dawson
    10:19 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Stolen base by Lindor?
    Not this time amigo! A perfect throw by David Ross catches him.

  39. dawson
    11:43 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Nobody breathe!
    One out ta go.

  40. Wookie's and Teddy's Dad
    11:45 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Dawson you can breathe now. On to game 6!

  41. dawson
    11:45 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Hooray!
    Pie for breakfast tomorrow!

  42. Staff
    11:54 pm on October 30th, 2016

    Wow! Those Cubs fans can sing good. LOL.

  43. Staff
    12:24 am on October 31st, 2016

    http://nature365.tv/october-29-2016/ yesterdays post. Rain.

  44. Staff
    12:25 am on October 31st, 2016
  45. Herd of Hounds
    4:19 am on October 31st, 2016

    Hpwler’s ‘rents, we just woke up to realize the black thing on your dad is Quaid’s RV sewer hose! Now we can go back to sleep. Go Cubbies! ????

  46. Terry Ballard
    7:11 am on October 31st, 2016

    On the the miracles.

  47. Terry Ballard
    7:12 am on October 31st, 2016

    Make that On to the miracles.

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