Chet and Bernie Short Stories

It seems that some C&B readers aren’t aware of the e-short stories. There are 3 so far – A CAT WAS INVOLVED, THE IGGY CHRONICLES: VOLUME 1, and TAIL OF VENGEANCE (which is all about the Teitelbaum divorce). The cost: 99 cents.

Then there’s the how-to question. Here’s a response from Ms. Publicist:

“We’ve had some questions about how non e-readers can read the stories, too. The answer is: many ways! If you have an iPhone, Android, or any other smartphone — download the Kindle, Kobo, Nook or Apple iBooks apps and you can buy it through the app. You can also download Adobe Digital Editions (for free!), then download the ePub version of the book (why not from S&S?) and read it on your computer. You can even print it from your computer!”

Note: Still working on a fix for the Friends gallery. No uploading possible at this time.



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83 Responses to “Chet and Bernie Short Stories”

  1. Herd of Hounds
    8:12 am on October 7th, 2014

    Good morning, everyone! Wow, lots of matching booty funds last night :) Lucky Snowhook dogs. We love all the e-stories, we love all the C&B stories. We love being read to.
    Have a tree-mendous Tuesday and don’t forget the pee-mail at that tree :)

  2. Herd of Hounds
    8:13 am on October 7th, 2014

    Forgot to mention that mom is hiding the ipaw whilr she heads off for the library and “Toddler Tuesday”. Gah, toddlers.

  3. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    8:40 am on October 7th, 2014

    Good morning HOH and all. Are you going to the library this morning?

    Thanks for the good recommendations Spence.

    Barb is heading off to work this morning. Have a great day everyone.

  4. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    8:41 am on October 7th, 2014

    See what happens when you forget to post and then click submit. You look like you are reading every other word.

  5. Kat
    9:09 am on October 7th, 2014

    Good morning! Elliot, Thank you for the oh-so beautiful music. It started off my day so well.

  6. Wolfie
    9:51 am on October 7th, 2014

    Big game today!

  7. Elliot the Massage Kat
    9:58 am on October 7th, 2014

    Catty Librarian is headed off to work. Her nose is out of joint because I went in and out four times this morning. That’s what I do!!
    Kat: glad you liked the music!

  8. B.Stover
    10:03 am on October 7th, 2014

    I love all the Chet e-stories.

    Good morning all.

  9. dawson
    10:12 am on October 7th, 2014

    Checkpoint Announcements!

    Yentna has been chosen for the Zoe and Family checkpoint! It is close to Snowhook Kennels and the people are real friendly to mushers!

    Anvik has been chose for the Rick and Truman checkpoint. Anvik is on the other side of the Iditarod hills. After a difficult section of trail the welcoming faces at Anvik are a joy to behold!

  10. dawson
    10:14 am on October 7th, 2014

    I have a comment awaiting moderation at 10:12. Probably because I put two videos in one comment.

    Carpola! I have to go catch a bus!

  11. Tupper's Mama
    10:49 am on October 7th, 2014

    Morning everyone.
    Elliot – that was lovely music last night. It reminded us of the “care channel” at our local hospital. This is one of the channels available on the tv in each room – a channel with gentle changing scenes of nature, accompanied by a soft acoustic music. Very soothing and comforting when you feel bad.
    We often wish we could get the channel at home. It is lovely background.

  12. Masquers
    11:17 am on October 7th, 2014

    Elliot: Although I’m a jazzkat, someone here enjoyed your video contribution. She said it was a nice ending to the day.
    And, ML…what a great quote from last night and eerily apropos…posted as it was in the wee small hours.
    CHobbiti: Thanks for the info on the Permanent Fund. That is quite a chunk of change!
    Foggy and cool here. Have a good one everyone.
    (oh, oh. I see that suitcase coming out again…..)

  13. Tupper's Mama
    11:35 am on October 7th, 2014

    Masquers – where is she off to THIS time? Timbuktu?
    (If she is, we want a postcard – tee hee )

  14. Wose-the small and meek
    11:48 am on October 7th, 2014


    Back from my therapist appointment. Not too much crying this time.

    Kat: I am not a big Neil Young fan, but that is my favorite song by him.

    Elliot: Beautiful music. Perfect for massage therapy. And thanks for the photo!

    Masquers: Nana has become quite the world traveler!

  15. Siber-H
    12:13 pm on October 7th, 2014

    All the Chet and Bernie e-stories are great and they sell for a more than fair price.

  16. Siber-H
    12:16 pm on October 7th, 2014


    Good News!

    The Nationals game is at 7 pm our time and it is on the FS1 channel.

  17. ML
    12:18 pm on October 7th, 2014

    I quoteth not, but am glad thou liketh.
    I don’t usually have insomnia issues in the middle of the night, so I don’t know what to do with myself, except talk to my framily. I stole that word (framily) from a commercial, but I like it!

  18. Herd of Hounds
    12:51 pm on October 7th, 2014

    High ho, home from the library (and Toddler Tuesday). This week is fall break here and mom says the books look like a shuffeled deck of cards. At least we know the library is being used :)

  19. Riö - The Evil Pug
    12:56 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Game!…That is really good news SiberH!…WOOOOOO!…This is a game I will get to see. My friend is going out to dinner tonight, but I am sure she will not forget to be home in time for the big game…wheeze!

  20. BearSpiritDog
    1:50 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Rio: If Your Friend is going out to dinner does that mean her arm is looking and feeling better?

    TripAdvisor. Nana will be traveling to St. Louis for her niece’s Wedding on Saturday.
    Tupper’s Mama: No, no Timbuktu this time :)

    ML: Gah. Friends & Framily. an Unfortunate Choice of Words for us, considering the grief we have had with THAT particular carrier.

    HOunds: We like the Shuffled Cards Analogy.

  21. Riö - The Evil Pug
    2:24 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Bear!…The sore arm is her leftie…snort!…So she will still be able to eat and drink with her right arm/hand…heh!heh!

  22. Wose-the small and meek
    3:33 pm on October 7th, 2014

    I am wondering how Sage is doing.
    Also wondering how my VBFF, Belle Starr is doing, and wondering about my mama, Luna.

  23. Tundra
    3:51 pm on October 7th, 2014

    wonder if my Mom will buy me a bike…

  24. Herd of Hounds
    4:03 pm on October 7th, 2014

    oh, Tundra, you crack us up…a little husky! We won’t even SIT, let alone sit still :)

  25. Siber-H
    4:08 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Tundra, Cute picture, but I think you should hold out for a Harley.

  26. Herd of Hounds
    4:10 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Siber H, every Harley needs a Helmet !

  27. Riö - The Evil Pug
    4:15 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Wishes!…This is what I want for Christmas, but I want it now!now!now!…snort!

  28. Wose-the small and meek
    4:34 pm on October 7th, 2014

    I am laughing at the pictures Tundra and Rio have posted.

    I did not know there is a total lunar eclipse tonight. I guess there will be a whole lot of howlin’ going on.

  29. Tupper and Gilly
    4:35 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Rio – we have one of those. It is the BEST! Tell your Friend that you need that NOW NOW NOW!

    We also have a big ramp to get in the back of the car. It is actually Callie’s ramp, but she lets us use it.

    And Wose – thanks for asking. Sage is feeling much better. Back to his old tricks of harassing us, harassing Mama, jumping on Basil when his back is turned and carousing with his catnip mousie up and down the hallway. He has to stay on his meds for another 8 days – heaven help us if he starts feeling even better than he does now…..

    Tundra – you need a Harley with a sidecar.

    ML – we doth think thine quotable sentiments be as musical and worthy of immortality as Shakespeare.

  30. Masquers
    4:49 pm on October 7th, 2014

    ML: Your Shakespearean quotes are timely and appreciated.
    Riö: A most luxurious ramp indeed.
    Tundra on a Harley!
    Packing now…..

  31. Staff
    4:52 pm on October 7th, 2014

    I have been working on reshelving my knitting and quilting patterns today. It is long hot confusing work. While I was upstairs on the other computer I received a donation to the booty fund. Whoo HOoo

    Twenty dollars donated and then matched by one of our wonderful matchers. So now our total booty fund is 375 and we still have 165 dollars waiting to be matched. Remember folks you can donate the tiniest amount and it will be matched. Of course, if you are feeling flush, you can donate a larger amount too.

    Booty Booty Booty…

    If there were no booties this would happen…snicker

  32. Staff
    4:52 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Off to quilting now guys…BBML

  33. Herd of Hounds
    5:10 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Staff, you and the booty fund crack us up….shake, Shake, SHAKE.

  34. Siber-H
    5:19 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Staff, That is a funny picture!

    Rio, It is never too early to email Santa.
    Those are nice stairs.

  35. BearSpiritDog
    5:22 pm on October 7th, 2014

    That’s a Heavy Husky!

  36. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    7:21 pm on October 7th, 2014

    How much are those stairs? Lucy might like those. She can jump onto the bed just fine, unless Barb is standing there, then she pretends that she can’t. Whats’up with that?

    They are calling it a blood moon tonight.

  37. Tupper and Gilly
    7:48 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Barb – the stairs we got were very reasonable from Amazon. It was a long time ago that we got them, so we don’t remember the price. But we know it was reasonable cuz Mama is a cheapskate…..ummmm, make that: Mama makes practical and frugal decisions.
    The stairs come in all different heights, but for the most part, they are simply plastic frames with a fitted cover – very lightweight and easy to move around.
    We are sure Petco etc must carry them, but we would also check Amazon.

    Wish we could go howl at the blood moon, but there is way too much cloud cover, and thunderstorms predicted. So we will be on dust bunny patrol under the bed.

  38. Herd of Hounds
    7:50 pm on October 7th, 2014

    B&M&L, you can probably find those stair units in either “Drs. Foster aand Smith” or “In theCompany of Dogs”. Both have their catalogues on line.

  39. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    8:00 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Thanks. Barb is a cheapskate too, oh, I mean she is frugal, just like your mama.

  40. Mollypop's Mom
    8:08 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Barb, it’s not the jumping up that’s the problem, it’s jumping down. It can cause the Achilles tendon to snap. Years ago I had a Yorkie and at that time it was a $2000 operation to fix. When you were here you saw that Loulou has steps in the living room. She doesn’t have any in the bedroom because I carry her into bed, we sleep all night, and then I carry her out in the morning. I got mine at Petco.

  41. Kat
    8:08 pm on October 7th, 2014

    The ‘rents had steps likethat for Buddy. I used them all the time. Hey, we were both Kats!

  42. O'Howlers
    8:19 pm on October 7th, 2014

    We are getting thunderstorms tonight, and we are going to have a lunar eclipse early tomorrow morning. Hope the rain and clouds move out of here on time for us to see it!

  43. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    8:40 pm on October 7th, 2014

    MPM, Good thought. I hadn’t thought about the jumping down being the problem. Will check into those stairs.

  44. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:08 pm on October 7th, 2014

    HOME!…My friend came hope just in time to turn the game on for me!…wheeze!..I was starting to get a little worrit, but now I am happy downstairs watching the start of the game….WOOOOO!….The Nats MUST WIN!….yeeep!

  45. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:13 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Teddy!…I hope you and your Paw are watching!…wheeeze!

  46. BearSpiritDog
    9:27 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Tomorrow Morning! Full Hunter’s Wolf Moon and a Total Eclipse!

    Arooooooo, AROOOOooooo
    Let the Howling Begin!

  47. Masquers
    9:28 pm on October 7th, 2014

    I’d watch the game, but there are no couch cushions left.

  48. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:30 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Moooooon!…It is so beautiful tonight!….OOOOWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!

  49. Barb, Maggie and Lucy
    9:46 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Going out to see the moon before bed. Good night all.

  50. Rio - The Evil Pug
    9:46 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Pitcher!…The Nat’s pitcher needs to stay calm and carry on as if nothing has happened…wheeze!

  51. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:06 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Beau!…He is mad. He gave my friend hell when she came home late…snort!…Now he is really mad because he is upstairs and is not allowed to come downstairs because of his wonky knees…heh!heh!…He did not get to spend any quality time with my friend..chuffle!…Just the way I like it!…uh-huh!

  52. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:28 pm on October 7th, 2014

    SCORE!…The Nat’s score! Now things will really get going…snort!….2 ta 1 Giants…but not for Laaa–oong!

  53. Dawson
    10:36 pm on October 7th, 2014

    The tv in the hotel room is giving me the ball game!

  54. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:40 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Dawson!…All of a sudden I do not feel so ALONE watching this game….Yipppeee!WoooHooo!

  55. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:49 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Loaded!…gah!…Giants have the bases loaded…gasp!…Everyone grab a couch cushion!…yeeep!

  56. Staff
    10:53 pm on October 7th, 2014

    I’m here too Rio. I just got back from quilting. I have been working on something for the boutique/auction.


  57. Rio - The Evil Pug
    10:58 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Fail!…The Giants FAIL to score with bases loaded…heh!heh!heh!…Right now they remind me of my team…grunt!…But this is definitely a chink in their armor…wooo! …Not the Nat’s need to take control…snort!

    Staff!…Is here!…Woooo!…I can’t wait to see what you are making for the boutique/auction …heh!heh!

  58. Tupper's Mama
    10:59 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Oooo – Staff. Do we get previews?

    Dawson – once you are settled in with your feet up and the game on, please check your SDD

  59. Elliot the Massage Kat
    11:06 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Catty needs to know – when is the auction? I am bothering her to go to bed early, then wake up for the eclipse. The moon is very bright here tonight. MeeeeeeOOOOOOouuuPPPPPpppppppp.

  60. Rio - The Evil Pug
    11:10 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Elliot!…I feel an announcement coming forth very soon…snort!…But if you are a creative Kat, keep on keeping on with all that creating…heh!heh!

  61. Rio - The Evil Pug
    11:11 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Golinka!…No Previews!…snort!…No Auction Item Previews…heh!

  62. Rio - The Evil Pug
    11:22 pm on October 7th, 2014

    TIED!…Harper hits a solo homer to tie the game in the 7th inning….WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!…heh!heh!

  63. Staff
    11:25 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Alice wants food. Must feed her or else.

  64. Wolfie
    11:25 pm on October 7th, 2014


  65. Tupper's Mama
    11:27 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Rio – aww pook!

  66. Beau - The Betting Pug
    11:29 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Sneeze!…If dese Nationals win dis game I will give my latest track winnings to dat der Bootie fund…cough!…I want to clearify dat dose winnings amount to 50.00 buck-a-rooss….snuffle! …Not an amount to sneeze at by gollies…sneeze!

  67. Wolfie
    11:29 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Whoa, who hired her?

  68. Wolfie
    11:36 pm on October 7th, 2014


  69. Wolfie
    11:37 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Gah, I am trying to find my gravatar!

  70. Riö -The Evil Pug
    11:39 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Mouse!…gah!…My mouse is dying all on its own without the help of Kats, and my friend says she has to go to bed because it’s grind-it-out mid-week and she is tired for some reason…sniff!…This stinks big time. We finally got a little rally going on the blog and now it is good night ya’all…grump!

    Plus!…The game is TIED…gasp!…I think I can make her stay up for a little while longer…heh!heh!…My roll over on my back trick works for a while…then there is the I HAVE to lick my paws trick. Beau has the Chase My Tail trick but he is upstairs and useless right now…sniff!…I have some others I can pull out if needed…chuffle!

  71. Riö -The Evil Pug
    11:41 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Wolfie!…Knock!Knock!…You are using a different email account on this here blog than what you used to create your avatar…grunt!…That is the problem pal.

  72. Wolfie
    11:44 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Okay, let’s try this….

  73. Wolfie
    11:44 pm on October 7th, 2014

    thamks, Rio!

  74. Wolfie
    11:46 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Double gah!

  75. Riö -The Evil Pug
    11:51 pm on October 7th, 2014

    Wolfie!…Your Avatar is showing up..snort!…Be Happy. I hope your team loses…heh!heh!…Nothing personal.

  76. Riö -The Evil Pug
    12:01 am on October 8th, 2014

    Romo!…I have a huge soft spot for Sergio Romo…guffle!…I like the guy a lot exactly as I like Buster Posey a lot…sniff!…So I better go to bed right now because Sergio is pitching and I just like that guy…snuffle! …GO NATIONALS!…yeeep! …Do or Die!

  77. Wose-the small and meek
    12:15 am on October 8th, 2014

    I just got back home from a trivia night with my friend Fran, and her friend Andrew. Fran is going to be on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, and I am one of the people helping her study. It was a really fun night.

    Hi Rio!

  78. Tupper's Mama
    12:26 am on October 8th, 2014

    Wose – cool beans! I tried out for the show once. Passed the test and got thru the interview but didn’t get selected for the show.
    And I do want to be a millionaire. Oh well.

    And with that, we will say G’night, family.

  79. Masquers
    6:49 am on October 8th, 2014

    Rats. The moon is under a cloud cover at the height of its eclipse.
    Elliot: I hope you, at least, were able to see it. sniff.

  80. Zeus
    7:21 am on October 8th, 2014

    I saw it, Masquers! It was almost eclipsed when I went to the barn to help Mom feed the horses.

  81. Masquers
    7:24 am on October 8th, 2014

    Zeus! I was hoping you Howlers had seen it!

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