Chet and Bernie #9 …

… was finished yesterday. But it had no title. And then all of a sudden, from out of nowhere – it did!

More info to come …


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37 Responses to “Chet and Bernie #9 …”

  1. Herd of Hounds
    8:23 am on May 29th, 2018

    Good morning everyone. We think OFA is trying to torture us. Making us wait another day for the new C&B title. Okay, we wait with baity breath.
    Enjoy this last Tuesday and next to the last day of May.

  2. B.Stover
    8:34 am on May 29th, 2018


    Good morning all.

  3. Wose-The Small and Meek
    10:57 am on May 29th, 2018


    C&B #9 and a title…YAY!

    Good day to all!

  4. Ole Doc and Wee Nigel
    4:50 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: Check your SDD quick like you were hanging from the ceiling in a harness a la mission impugable. Quick! This harness is starting to chafe and I’m not sure how much longer Wee Nigel can belay Ole Doc.

  5. Ole Doc and Wee Nigel
    4:52 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: Correction! Check your Beau phone.

  6. Thieves!
    5:09 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Commander Rio: Does C&B #9 require a secret mission to get our paws on it?

    SQPA: Ignore the above question to Rio.

  7. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    6:45 pm on May 29th, 2018

    NINE!…snort!snort!…For once I didn’t have to come up with a kick-ass title…heh!heh!

    Thieves!…Get Wee outta the harness or Ole Doc, whichever one is hanging from the ceiling…gah!

  8. Wee Nigel
    6:53 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: It’s Ole Doc who is hanging from the ceiling in a harness. I’m his counter balance. Whoops! Make that, I was his counter balance.

  9. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    7:18 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Weights!…I’m guessing youse guys are really bad at math, physics and science in general…snort!…I’m also guessing Ole Doc is way-down and Wee is way-up!…snicker!

  10. Ole Doc and Wee Nigel
    7:24 pm on May 29th, 2018

    We determined weight by ear size. We stand by our decision. The logic is sound.

  11. dawson
    7:36 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Whoo Hooo!
    After editing, proof reading, choosing a cover, and printing…it’ll be just in time for the holidays!

    I was out of town for medical reasons but am back home and feeling tip top! Well, almost.

    After all the work on the foundation of the house last year, yesterday we had extreme thunderstorms with hail and the roof started leaking. It has stopped now that the rain has stopped but the leak is right into my bedroom closet which is jammed full so there is a major moving of material going on. Where did all these shoes come from!!

  12. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:10 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Ears!….So according to your logic Wee is heavier than I am…chuffle!…I bet youse guys a Vat O’ Really Cold Beer if I got into that there harness I would be down and Wee would still be Up!Up!Up!…heh!heh!

  13. Ole Doc and Wee Nigel
    8:30 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: We haven’t developed a hypothesis about the ratio of ear weight to curly tail weight so therefore…we’ll see your bet and raise you a case of Slim Jims.

  14. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:34 pm on May 29th, 2018


  15. Wee Nigel
    8:38 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Bring it! Science is fun!

  16. Ole Doc
    8:44 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Before we get carried away, let’s not forget that every bet, antic or shenanigan deserves a soundtrack.

  17. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:45 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Science!….Harness me UP!..snort!…Wee will be in the other harness and Ole Doc will balance us. Then he will release control and let science determine the heavier contender…snort!

  18. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:48 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Ole Doc!….Know when to Fold ‘Em!!….heh!heh!

  19. Ole Doc
    8:59 pm on May 29th, 2018

    We are quickly learning that gravity and shoulders are a key part of science. In case anyone is curious, you cannot put a pug in a dog sledding harness and clip the tug loop of said harness containing said pug to a pulley system attached to the ceiling and not have the pug slip right through the neck section of the harness. Luckily, I had the presence of paw to cushion Rio’s fall before he hit the ground. The moral of this lesson—-a neck and shoulders of different dimensions are a must when doing science.

  20. Ole Doc
    9:08 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio is now secured in his harness thanks to the use of Belle Starr’s surplus ribbons.

    Belle Starr would like me to note that there is no such thing as a surplus of ribbons. She had a similar stance in glitter.

  21. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:08 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Gah!….I think my neck and shoulders are all dislocated….wheeze!…I will never bet with Ole Doc again…grump!…limp…lick…sob!…I need a very cold beer…sniffle!

  22. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:09 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Wait!…What!?…How did I get back into this damned harness?…yeeepp!…Bedazzled I was…sniff!

  23. Ole Doc
    9:12 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: I saved you from a hard fall.

  24. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:12 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Bet!…Let the Bet continue…heh!heh!…OUCH!

  25. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:13 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Ole Doc!…You attempted to save me. When I bounced off your paws I all knew was cold hard ground….grunt!

  26. Herd of Hounds
    9:17 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Y’all have us ROFL 🤣.

  27. Wee Nigel
    9:23 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Science is very serious. I don’t know if laughing is allowed. This should be the subject of our next hypothesis.

    I am in my harness, too. Ole Doc was right…it chafes. Luckily, my nether regions and I are estranged.

    Science, like boxing has it formalities. After the weigh-in, in which neither of us were weighed, we did the obligatory paw shake in the center of the ring and are now waiting for Ole Doc to give the go ahead to start science.

  28. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:38 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Estranged!….snort!snort!….Now you are even lighter than I imagined!…heh!

  29. Ole Doc
    9:52 pm on May 29th, 2018

    I stepped off the line that was holding our competitors on the ground, and get this nothing happened. I looked at Wee, Wee looked at me. I looked and Rio and he blinked his bug eyes. Nothing. Not trusting gravity, I gave the line a tug. Still nothing. Then I realized that Belle Starr bedazzled Wee’s harness with his weight in glitter. Once I removed some of the sparkles—-ZING! Nigel went flying toward the ceiling.

    I gave Belle Starr a look I learnt at Luna’s knee. She reminded me of something our Lady always says: you can’t have a band of outlaws without a Belle Starr.

    Before I could get Wee Nigel back to planet earth and before Rio could start celebrating, Charlie rushed on the scene. According to Charlie, science requires multiple tests of one’s hypothesis. He insisted we test Rio’s curly tail against his ears. We lowered Nigel to the ground and prepared for round two of science.

  30. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    9:58 pm on May 29th, 2018

    TWO!….Hey! I did not sign up for round-two…grumble!sneeze!…Get me outta this thing and bring me my big Ole Vat O’ Cold Beer…dammit!

  31. Ole Doc
    9:59 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Charlie informed Rio that he too is estranged from his kibble and bits so there wouldn’t be an unfair advantage. Charlie, full of enthusiasm, grabbed the harness previously occupied by Wee Nigel before I had a chance to secure Rio and ZING!!!! Rio was flying through the air snorting, swearing and giggling!

    This has been Ole Doc reporting from inside the vat o’ beer. Science is delicious!

  32. Diane C.
    10:01 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Wow! I picked an exciting day to check back in! Is Wee Nigel OK?
    And if he is, leave him be for a bit…

  33. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:05 pm on May 29th, 2018

    BURP!…I don’t giggle…puffle!

  34. Charlie
    10:09 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: Five Slim Jims way you do.

  35. Charlie
    10:24 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Rio: I bet I can at least get a snicker out of you before the night is done. Now that I’ve pushed the vat o’ beer beneath you, your job is simple. You stay there just like that, hooked into your harness attached to the bungee that connects us and I’m going to do a swan dive into the vat o’ beer!

  36. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:59 pm on May 29th, 2018

    Grump!…Charlie I never figured you a Slim Jim Hustler. Does Stover approve of this?….sniff!

  37. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    11:02 pm on May 29th, 2018

    OUCH!…Gah!…Quit diving! You lil bass-tart!…sniff!yeeep!

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