Bull Sharks (More)

“I’m coming to that,” the sheriff said. “First, is it true that bull sharks can survive in fresh water?”

Grammy nodded.

“How can they do that, Grammy?” Birdie said.

“Kidneys,” said Grammy. “They got special kidneys.”

“So finding bull sharks up rivers and bayous wouldn’t be surprising,” the sheriff said.

“Can’t say I’d put it like that,” said Grammy. “A bit of a shock to most folks, especially if they’re swimming at the time.”

– from BOW WOW (May 30).



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22 Responses to “Bull Sharks (More)”

  1. BooBear
    9:24 am on May 16th, 2017

    Good morning! Can’t wait for BowWow!

  2. dawson
    9:29 am on May 16th, 2017

    Good morning, Boo Bear and all.

    If I ever make it to the South, I am NOT going swimming!

  3. B.Stover
    9:32 am on May 16th, 2017

    Grammy is so right!

    Good morning all.

  4. Staff
    11:07 am on May 16th, 2017

    It won’t be long now. Maybe I should reread the first two just to be ready.

  5. Herd of Hounds
    11:30 am on May 16th, 2017

    Good morning everyone! Mom survived toddler Tuesday ????
    Oh, bull shark! That’s expressive.

  6. Masquers
    1:26 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Our wunderfluffing Monday turned out to be today, Tuesday, instead and (you might know) it was pouring rain. Gah.

  7. Herd of Hounds
    1:45 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Masquers, that news deserves carpola or even bull sh…ark. ????

  8. Masquers
    1:50 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Bull shark! Yes!

  9. Wose-the small and meek
    2:22 pm on May 16th, 2017


    I may have to use “bull shark” in a sentence! :^)

    I have a feeling Teddy is going to be very happy to see his mom and pop!

    Masquers: Raining on wonderfluffing day…double GAH!!!

  10. Herd of Hounds
    2:39 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Dawson, we are not the Deep South ergo no salt/brackish to fresh water ergo no bull sharks. Yep, only cat fish and sturgeon. Dawson, come on down!

  11. dawson
    7:45 pm on May 16th, 2017

    HOH: Me and Dad used to always order the breaded catfish appetizer from Famous Dave’s.

  12. Rio - The Evil Pug
    7:54 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Signed!…Sealed and almost delivered!…snort!….I’m talking about closing papers on my house in CO. My friend missed the Fed Ex pickup time yesterday but those papers should be on their way back to CO tonight…chuffle!…This means she will get the money to buy the little hobbit house here so we can get out of this toxic kid environment….grump!…My friend keeps buying food and making food and she is the one with hardly any income…wheeze!

  13. Herd of Hounds
    7:57 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Like the song from “Porgy and Bess”, Summertime and the livin’ is easy. Fish are jumpin’ and the cotton is high.

  14. Herd of Hounds
    7:59 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Good news Rio, about the house, not about the spending money.

  15. Masquers
    8:00 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Riõ! WhoooHooo!!!

  16. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:05 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Time!…In a Bottle…gah!…We still have to live here till June 5th. Then if my friend wants to have any painting or what-not done to the house that will make it longer. Tomorrow there will be an Inspector who will check the house and tell my friend all the bad news and why she should never have even thought of buying it…..gasp!wheeze!…I need a Vat O’ Beer like right now!…gulp!

  17. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:07 pm on May 16th, 2017

    SDD!…Those who have been in touch should check their SDD’s when they feel they want to…heh!heh!…I’ve been outta touch for a while but hopefully I will do better in the future…snort!

  18. Thieves!
    8:11 pm on May 16th, 2017

    We will blur the vat ‘o beer to you, but keep the kids out of our way.

  19. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:17 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Kids!…I have no control over those kids and their chaos…grunt!…But if you put the Vat O’ Beer beside the garage it might work out…heh!heh!

  20. BearSpiritDog
    8:26 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Seems many of us are Moving into Hobbit-Like Houses, whilst the Hobbit Herself continues to Enjoy the Spaciousness of The Hobbit Hotel.

  21. Rio - The Evil Pug
    8:49 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Bear!…It is very pug-ironic what you just said…heh!heh!

  22. Thieves!
    9:18 pm on May 16th, 2017

    Rio: We dare you to do a swan dive off the garage roof into the vat ‘o beer. Double pug dare!

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