Beginnings

On Sunday we do beginnings. At signings I usually read the whole first scene, as I was mentioning to the folks at the beautiful Eldredge Library in Chatham (Cape Cod) the other night. When they take the book home they’ve already got a head start. Head starts are good in life, although paying a ringer to take your kid’s SAT is not how to go about it.

Here’s the beginning of the first scene of Heart of Barkness, the latest Chet and Bernie novel.

“Red-letter day, Chet,” said Sergeant Rick Torres, our buddy at the Valley PD Missing Persons Department. “In the car.”

Red-letter day was a mystery to me, and maybe red is, too. Bernie says I can’t be trusted when it comes to red, something I’ve never understood. I knew fire hydrants were red, for example, knew that as well as I know my own name. Which is Chet, in case you missed it, right up there off the jump. I also know “in the car,” and never need to be asked twice. Or even once. Rick opened the passenger-side door of the black-and-white. I hopped in, sat up nice and tall, totally alert, ready for anything. Was my tongue hanging out? Possibly. I got most of it stuffed back in. We have standards, me and Bernie, just one of the reasons that the Little Detective Agency is so successful, except for the finances part. It’s called the Little Detective Agency on account of Bernie’s last name being Little, but we’re equal partners, Bernie handling the gunplay and the so-therefores and me bringing other things to the table. Maybe we’ll get to my teeth a little later.

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15 Responses to “Beginnings”

  1. B. Stover
    10:05 am on October 20th, 2019

    Great beginning.

    Good morning all.

  2. Wose-The Small and Meek
    10:12 am on October 20th, 2019

    Greetings!

    Chet can always make me laugh, and I will need lots of them since it is a dark day in this neck of the woods. SOB! My Yankees! SOB! Hopefully, the Nats will clean the clocks of the Astros in the World Series.

    HRH,B: I hope you are holding up during your treatments.

    Good day to all!

  3. B. Stover
    1:03 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Thank you Rose. The treatment (radiation) takes only a few minutes each time but I’m tired of having to go five days a week.

  4. dawson
    2:29 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Excellent beginning. Bringing teeth to the table is Chet’s forte. Among many other things.

    Exciting ending to the series last night. I came in right when the Astros were ahead by two, then it was tied, then home run! Congratulations Astros. Sorry about your Yankees, Wose.

    HRH,B: Will you have to go for treatment 5 days a week during the entire time? Thinking of you daily and hoping the side effects are not too onerous. Sending strength for you.

  5. BooBear
    2:40 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Good morning, all.

    Wose, sorry (not sorry) about your Yankees but you have to admit it was a classic clutch ending to a great series. Yankees tie the game top of the 9th. Bottom of the 9th, two outs and Jose Altuve up to bat. Home run, baby!! And we are going to the World Series!! Mom (and therefore, me) gets too nervous to watch the game live but follows the scoring on line. Once Altuve hit the homer, Mom turned the TV to the game and then watched the game on delay. Since this worked, she and I will NOT watch the series in real time. Why take a chance on jinxing it?

  6. B. Stover
    2:47 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Thank you Dawson. Yes it is five days each week until the end of treatment on Nov. 18. The main side effect is that I get very tired.

    Sounds like the ball game was exciting.

  7. Charlie from The Other Side of the Bridge
    3:59 pm on October 20th, 2019

    B: Don’t you worry. You are in the my paws. I will even try not to hog our easy chair so much.

  8. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:22 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Stover!…We here are thinking of you and praying for your good health once again…snorkel!

  9. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:23 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Game!…That was a very exciting game!…snort!…I hope the World Series is enormously exciting!…yeeep!…Although, Boo may pee his pants…heh!heh!

  10. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    8:35 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Thieves!…Today I went to dig up my stash of Slim Jims – I found nuthing but a scrawled note…grunt!…It said, “We saw youse burying the Slim Jims an decided to rob you after delivering a Vat O’ Beer…heeehaw!”…grump!

  11. Thieves!
    9:19 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Rio: We’ve been framed!

  12. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:02 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Burp!…No one will believe youse after all it’s my word against yours…sniff!…And after all you are Thieves!

  13. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:10 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Today!…After my thwarted attempt at recovering my Slim Jim Stash I watched my friend roast green chilies on her little bitty charcoal grill…grunt!…Seriously it took all afternoon because she cleaned the store out of green chilies…heh!heh!…The guy who helped her get them from a tall basket said they had more in the back…yeeep!…So she plans on going back and cleaning them out again..wuffle!…She roasts them and then freezes them. Right now there is only 2+2 freezer baggies full of chilies. She needs way more to make it thru the winter….yikes!

  14. Thieves!
    11:27 pm on October 20th, 2019

    Rio: All is fair in love and theft when Slim Jims are concerned.

  15. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    12:06 am on October 21st, 2019

    Ah Ha!…Admission! Guilt…snort!

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