Attention Shoppers!

Heart of Barkness, the new Chet and Bernie novel, comes out on Tuesday. That means there’s still time for the canny among you to take advantage of the publisher’s preorder offer and get the new Chet and Bernie short story – called Upper Story for reasons that will become apparent – for free. Free! One of the best words in the language! Although canny is also good.


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17 Responses to “Attention Shoppers!”

  1. Wose-The Small and Meek
    7:30 am on June 28th, 2019


    Finally Friday! There have been a lot of chewed cushions waiting for the new C&B!

    Good day to all!

  2. B.Stover
    10:13 am on June 28th, 2019

    Happy Birthday Spence.

    Good morning all.

  3. Chet The Dog
    10:46 am on June 28th, 2019

    Thanks, B!

  4. Wose-The Small and Meek
    11:48 am on June 28th, 2019

    What’s this?! Spence’s birthday?! Many happy returns of the day to you, and may ice cream cake be in your future!

  5. Wose-The Small and Meek
    8:42 pm on June 28th, 2019

    RIO! Has your Friend recovered from her trip? I have another question for you…Did you once mention that your Friend read the book “We Are Not Ourselves.” ?

  6. Staff
    9:08 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Rio, What is that very important bird question?

  7. BooBear
    9:37 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Happy Birthday, Spence! Hope you have had a great day! Mom will see you in a couple of weeks at Murder by the Book!

  8. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:07 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Birthday!…How can it already be June 28th!??? I ask youse! …yeeeep!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CHARMING MR. ABRAHAMS!!!…. And Many More!!….yeeep!snort!

  9. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:13 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Staff!…Bird Question!…yelp!…You know that back yard with the garden in the middle and the big bushes to the west??? Well, there is a bird with a nest and the Mail is protecting the Momma and the Eggs _ or little birdies by now — He won’t let us back there. He swoops and soars at our heads. Mother has given up going back there at all….wheeze!…But my friend now carries a broom and this is making him back off a bit. …grunt!…He still comes for me Big Time…yeeep!

    Question!…What kind of bird is this??? He has a pale red breast with a smooth head of light darkness…and white tips on his aggressive tail feathers….yelp! ….Very very protective of his family to be…wuffle!…We here have never experienced a bird like this before…except maybe Barn Swallows…good grief!

  10. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:18 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Rose!…That title does not ring a bell in my pug head…grunt!..We read “We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves”…Which is amazing but I wouldn’t recommend it to animal lovers…sob!wheeze!

    Recovered!…We here are almost truly recovered. For some reason it was a hard trip on my friend. I personally had the time of my pug-life!…snorkel!…My friend had a TON of fun too, do not get me wrong! She just had other “issues”…yelp!

  11. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:31 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Pre!…Order! I’m waiting pug-patiently for that Free short story. We pugs actually lack the patient quality…sniff!…So, where the Hell is IT??? …grunt! ..When is it going to show up by golly???…wheeze!

  12. Nancy Drew
    10:34 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Rio, We need a few more hints. Is it sparrow or robin sized? Is the tail short or long? Is the tail flat on the end or does it have a point or a indentation?

    Why don’t you just leave it alone. It won’t be long.

    Check out an Eastern Kingbird. It has a white tipped tail.
    By the latin name you can tell it is willing to protect it’s territory.

  13. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:41 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Staff!…At first we here thought it was a Robin, but it is not big enough or red enough….sniff!…The tail feathers are flat with white tips. Seems like a long tail and splayed out when he is in fight mode…gasp!

    Alone!..My friend wants to get back there and see whats growing and what needs to be pulled out!…grunt!

  14. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:43 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Definitely Not!…An Eastern Kingbird…grunt!…It has a light pale red breast….sniff!

  15. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:44 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Alone!….Is probably the best idea. But we don’t want them to come back again and again…grunt!yikes!

  16. Riõ - The Evil Pug
    10:48 pm on June 28th, 2019

    Foto!…Maybe someone can get a foto of this blasted bird….grunt!…He stalks us as we walk down the Hosta Trail…sniff!…Squawking all the time. I know bird cuss words when I hear them…gruffle

  17. Staff
    12:20 am on June 29th, 2019

    Rio, A photo would be helpful! And a size.

    Here is a link that might help

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