3 Afghans

“They were seen at Zachary’s Pub, well known strip club on Cape Cod, the night before disappearing?” Spence says.

“Apparently,” says Admin. “Kind of reminds me of The Three Amigos.”

“So they hit the Cape Cod Mall and the strip club while they were here on the Cape?”

“Only thing they missed was the whale watch.”

“Maybe next time.”

http://www.ack.net/AfghansolidersmissingfromCapebase092214.html

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54 Responses to “3 Afghans”

  1. Barb & Maggie
    8:12 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Good morning all. Interesting story. Wonder if Spence ran into those guys at Zachary’s Pub. I bet Chet would like to go there because those girls are probably good patters.

    Wonder why the three men were trying to seek asylum in Canada and not the U.S.

    A couple of quick walkies and then off to work.

  2. Herd of Hounds
    8:13 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Good morning, everyone! Bah! Afghan soldiers, we were hoping for Afgahn Hounds :) Mom is off to the library.
    Have a twirling Tuesday (Nanasan, come home).

  3. Wose-The Small and Meek
    8:18 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Greetings!

    Happy Fall! There is a very cute Google Doodle today, (just in case you are looking, HRH,B)

    HEH! If Chet and Bernie were on that case of missing Afghan soldiers, pant legs would have bee bitten, and those guys would already be wearing orange jumpsuits and busting rocks in the hot sun. Snort!

  4. Wose-The Small and Meek
    8:20 am on September 23rd, 2014

    That “bee” should have said “been”. I am typing on my laptop.
    Let me get my iPaw. GAH!

  5. Wose-the Small and Meek
    8:45 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Nanasan, wherever in the world you are now, PLEASE come home!

  6. Barb & Maggie
    8:59 am on September 23rd, 2014

    At least the Afghan soldiers were not planing any terrorist activities. They just didn’t want to be soldiers, it sounds like.

    We thought the Google Doodle was cute.

    Walkies are complete and now it is off to work. Have a great Tuesday everyone.

  7. Wose-the Small and Meek
    9:00 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Hey, did youse see Staff’s post last night? I wonder is Spence gets any royalties on this. I may have to get the shirt. snuffle!

  8. Kat
    9:39 am on September 23rd, 2014

    That shirt is not new. I believe. booBear has that shirt.

  9. B.Stover
    9:44 am on September 23rd, 2014

    “…cultural aspects of American life.” Right….

    Good morning all.

  10. Kat
    9:56 am on September 23rd, 2014

    I apologize for all the periods that show up in my iPaw posts. I don’t know how I keep doing that.
    And, I forgot to say “good morning”. Good morning!

  11. B.Stover
    9:56 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Rio: Thank you for the info on Beside Ourselves.

    Rose: The Google Doodle is neat. Thank you. (It’s going to start looking like that here in a few weeks.)

    Happy first day of autumn.

  12. Kat
    9:58 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Prof Bee, Momma agrees with your “Right”. I have no idea what that means.

  13. Wose-the Small and Meek
    10:10 am on September 23rd, 2014

    We here in the lower Hudson Valley are starting to see bits of color.

    I am preparing my self to smell like a meat and cheese sandwich.

    Enjoy your day!

  14. Tupper and Gilly
    10:52 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Ok- the choice is to be a living target in an area rife with violent extremists, intense poverty, and little chance of a rapid improvement in living conditions

    Or

    Hanging at the beach, shopping in a decadently capitalistic mall full of every conceivable product available for purchase, the freedom to imbibe in alcohol and voyeurism, and having very little chance of being shot at or blown up.

    Hmmm. Wonder which any of us would choose.

  15. Zeus
    11:15 am on September 23rd, 2014

    T&G: Easy choice. I would dig a hole.

  16. Riö - The Evil Pug
    11:16 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Imbibe!…What a word!…snort!

  17. Tupper and Gilly
    11:28 am on September 23rd, 2014

    Zeus – tee hee. Digging a hole is your answer to any question. Silly pup.

  18. dawson
    11:29 am on September 23rd, 2014

    I have three Afghans. There are in my linen closet.

    These Afghans were on “a chaperoned event to introduce them to cultural aspects of American life” otherwise known as a strip club at a mall. How pathetic.

    Waiting for Nana…

  19. B.Stover
    11:47 am on September 23rd, 2014

    “Imbibe”–from Middle English enbiben (to absorb), in turn derived from Latin imbibere (to drink in).

  20. Riö - The Evil Pug
    12:30 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Nanasan!…She is HOME!…snort!…Or at least she has landed in Seattle. Thank Dawg!…Woooo!

  21. Diane C.
    12:33 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Tupper and Gilly–You speak words of great wisdom (still, they shouldn’t have wandered off like that…)
    Dawson! HAH! Cute.
    I too would really like to hear from Nana (or at least have an update). NANA COME HOME–PEOPLE HERE NEED YOU.
    Wose–You sound energized and focused (and thanks for making time for the blog before heading off to the meat and cheese mines)
    HOH–Right back atcha–this should be a good library day.
    Everyone–I apologize for jumping the gun on wishing y’all a Happy Equinox and wish you all find today the best day of your lives so far and the least satisfactory of all those to come.

  22. Tupper and Gilly
    12:40 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Whew! So very happy to know that Nana is back in the USA. Can’t wait to hear about her adventures.

  23. Siber-H
    12:43 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Hey, Zeus, I’m with you, dude.

    Nana is home! She did get on that flight last night! Woo Woo

  24. dawson
    12:46 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Nana: Good to see you’re back in the USA. I hope you accomplished all your goals.

  25. Diane C.
    12:47 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    WELCOME HOME, NANA!!! (OK, now I can go back to bed for a quick nap. Then maybe I’ll dig a hole.)

  26. Herd of Hounds
    1:03 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Mom is so out of it. When she read the post this a.m., her first thought was afgahns like crochet. Secondly she thought afgahn hounds. Thirdly, she thought was a joke and was waiting for a punch line. Then, she got it. DUH! Nope, no excess of brain power in this house.
    Nana, if the rumor of your homecoming is true: WELCOME HOME! If is isn’t, nevermind.

  27. Riö - The Evil Pug
    2:54 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Stover!…I am on chapter 5 of Beside Ourselves and the author has completely surprised the heck out of me. I thought the only one who could do that was The Charming Mr. Abrahams…heh!heh!…This is a great book so far…yeeep!

  28. B.Stover
    3:08 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Rio: Thank you for letting me know. It will probably be a while before I’ll get to Beside Ourselves as my brother is in town. I’m looking forward to reading it.

    By the way, if I’m late posting tomorrow, no one should worry.

  29. Wose-the Small and Meek
    3:19 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    My day at the deli is done, and I have Frebreezed (sp?) myself so I do not smell too much like a luncheon platter.

    Diane: I sound energized and focused? I think you must be talking about Rose the pup, certainly not me.

    Hello, Zeusikov! Have you been a good boy. Are you and my pal T.C. getting along?

    I can’t wait to hear from Nanasan! I have missed her.

  30. Zeusiköv
    5:31 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Hi Wose. Iam nice as pie (chocolate cream) to T.C. She barely tolerates me.

    sigh

  31. Wose-the Small and Meek
    6:02 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Zeusikov: You are a big boy, and maybe T.C. sees you as an even bigger dog.
    Someday, you will be friends.

  32. Whitey-Lance
    6:30 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Nana: In the future, I think you need to get red and white neckerchief like mine that says: If found, please return to Snowhook Kennel. Your’s could instruct the finder return the findee—that’s you—to the Plunderers. For the record—and despite widely held belief— like you, I was never lost. I knew where I was at the entire time of my wander-about.

  33. T.C.
    8:37 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Wose, Zeus is a BIG and BAD boy. Although, that is redundant, isn’t it?

  34. Wose-the Small and Meek
    8:53 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    T.C.: if you need a place to stay, you are always welcome here.

  35. dawson
    8:57 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Whitey-Lance: A red and white kerchief with instructions is a great idea for Nana. We don’t want to lose her, do we?

  36. Wose-the Small and Meek
    9:00 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Zeusikov, T.C. says you are bad to the bone.

  37. Wose-the Small and Meek
    9:02 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Speaking of missing persons, where is Rio? wheeze! I have to go to sleep now, in my big soft bed with no baseball toys in the right places.

    Pleasant dreams all!

  38. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:13 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Me?!…snort!…I am right here. Back from our walk…grump!…My friend said she had a flu shot this morning that has not set well with her for the first time ever….wheeze!…This may be the last flu shot she ever gets…grunt!

  39. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:15 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Game!….The west-coast game won’t start till about 45 minutes from now….wheeze!…Doubtful we will get to stay up and see much of it. This makes me so dern mad…grumble!…West coast games stink big time…gurgle!

  40. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:17 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Whitey!…That is a very good idea for our Nanasan…heh!heh!…The trick is getting to the airport before she does so we can put the neckerchief on her before she gets on that damned aeroplane…sniff!

  41. dawson
    9:21 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Good night Wose and sleep well.

    Whitey-Lance: Has your lady been working on a plan for checkpoint sponsorship?
    I said I would (wo)man Checkpoint Central but if you can do it electronically and put me and my index cards out of a job, that’s okay.
    Also, if anyone else would like to run Checkpoint Central this year, I would be happy to take the winter off.
    Otherwise, I am honored to (wo)man Checkpoint Central for 2015.
    go Snowhook!

  42. Tupper's Mama
    9:26 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Dawson – we would step up to try to fill your Checkpoint shoes, but we are gone so much of the winter months with shows and all the madness that entails.

    Good night Wose
    Hello Rio
    Still looking forward to hearing from Nana – after she catches up with her shadow, and has gotten some sleep.

  43. Tupper's Mama
    9:27 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Dawson – we would step up to try to fill your Checkpoint s h o e s , but we are gone so much of the winter months with shows and all the madness that entails.

    Good night Wose
    Hello Rio
    Still looking forward to hearing from Nana – after she catches up with her shadow, and has gotten some sleep.

  44. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:36 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Dawson!…You are IT!…snort!

  45. Barb & Maggie
    9:50 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    We were hoping to hear from Nanasan before saying good night. Looks like we may have to catch up with her in the morning.

    Dawson, we could never do what you do. You are the best!

  46. dawson
    9:51 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    You never know – there may be someone who is a closet Checkpoint Organizer and we don’t know it. We are an equal opportunity employer and value diversity. Snort!

  47. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:55 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Dawson!…Apparently you forgot it is a lifetime job…heh!heh!

  48. Riö -The Evil Pug
    9:56 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Show!…A new show called “Gotham” has begun…sniff!…We are checking it out and it totally fails the “Staff” test…grunt!

  49. Riö -The Evil Pug
    10:59 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Good!…Gotham has promise…heh!…But Staffie would not like it at all…sniff!

    Game!..Well, we will probably be going upstairs and listening to this west coast game on the radio…grunt!….My friend says she is not feeling well and blames the flu-shot…grumble!

  50. Tupper and Gilly
    11:15 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Rio – hope your Friend feels better.
    Sounds like we wouldn’t like Gotham either. We’re more of the Midsomer Murder ilk.

  51. dawson
    11:33 pm on September 23rd, 2014

    Is Nana really back?

  52. BearSpiritDog
    3:13 am on September 24th, 2014

    Does Anybody Really Know What Time/Day It Is?

    >>>>Find Flights to Hong Kong
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    Maybe NOT.

    Dawson: Nanasan reports the Body is Here (wherever THAT is) the Mind is not.
    Is it really Tuesday Night? LOL. For her it's Wednesday Morning.
    (she has to keep referring to the World Clock to see what time it is)

    Thieves! Thank You for the use of the ROSETTA BONE. It came in mighty handy and was Worth it's weight in Gold.

    Plunderers All…A Weary Traveler says Thank You from the bottom of her heart for your words of Encouragement and Pawyers for getting HOME.

    Back in the AM – Bear

  53. Masquers
    3:17 am on September 24th, 2014

    It seems it IS the am. Heh.
    Hello LizF! We’re in sync! ^–^

  54. O'Howlers
    7:16 am on September 24th, 2014

    Welcome Back, Nana! We can’t wait to hear of your Big Adventure!

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