Chiller

Cold air was coming out of the freezer, felt good on my face, but Albie’s smell? Not good. Bernie put his hand on Albie’s neck. Bernie has beautiful hands – I must have mentioned that before, but it’s worth mentioning again. Suzie also has beautiful hands. Cedric Booker, the Valley DA has the biggest hands I’ve ever seen, and he’s a pretty good patter, although not in the class of Tulip or Autumn, these very nice young ladies who work for Livia Moon in her house of ill-repute, whatever that was. Cedric starred in basketball for Valley College, could have gone pro, Bernie says, except he couldn’t play with his back to the basket. But there are two baskets, right? So your back is always to one of them. But probably not worth thinking about, especially now, in ¬†front of Albie’s freezer, and with Albie in it.

“Don’t think he’s quite frozen,” Bernie said, “but we’ll need the M.E. to tell. Before I call him, though, I’d like to – “

He went silent. I’d heard it, too, of course, but Bernie? That was a surprise. It was a moan, a human moan, faint and distant.

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  1. Lexi
    4:15 am on June 16th, 2010

    What? There's no title to this new post, and what does he mean by, "quacky cover?"

  2. B. Stover
    4:27 am on June 16th, 2010

    I'm still laughing at your thought-patterns, Chet. Another mystery: Who is moaning?

  3. B. Stover
    4:44 am on June 16th, 2010

    Lexi: What post did you go to?

  4. Lexi
    4:54 am on June 16th, 2010

    WOW. I guess my stupid, crappy computer went BOOM for a second there. Sorry, Bee.

  5. Lexi
    4:55 am on June 16th, 2010

    I feel stupid. *pout*

  6. Riö - The Evil
    4:57 am on June 16th, 2010

    Lexi!… I say the “Quacky Cover” with no title too… snort!… You were not imagining it….sniff!…I’m glad he fixed his boo-boo!…heh!

  7. Mollypop
    4:59 am on June 16th, 2010

    Lexi – Computers do lots of strange things. How about when we go on our next mission I will teach you how to order dog toys.

    Feel better baby dog.

  8. B. Stover
    5:06 am on June 16th, 2010

    There is no reason to feel stupid, Lexi. But I'd like to see you pout! What was on the blog when it had "Quacky Cover"?

  9. Melanie
    5:12 am on June 16th, 2010

    Good Morning all! Since Chet did not smell anyone until the freezer was open and most of that was a ripe Albie perhaps there is someone alive under Albie??

    Just wondering. Have not caught up on yesterdays postings. Have not taken new pictures. Have just gotten up!

  10. Riö - The Evil
    5:15 am on June 16th, 2010

    Stover!… There was nothing else except those two words…snort!

  11. Wölfie Wigglebu
    5:43 am on June 16th, 2010

    Good Morning, all.

    Things are settling down at home. Mom has been having some Anxiety but the boys are doing well. Let's see…..they were sprung on Wednesday, and so far, Chad has a girlfriend (recycled) and has already broken up with her, because she is not Clean and Sober. (Whatever that means. She smelled clean to me, but was wearing some smelly purfume.) Cody has a girlfriend (also recycled) and is totally twitterpated. This is going to be an intersting summer.

    Ross McDonald….Did he write the Travis McGee series? Mom likes those!

    Staff, we quilters have to stick together. (Sorry guys)

    GO TWINKIES!!!!!

  12. Wölfie Wigglebu
    5:46 am on June 16th, 2010

    The Puppy Shower is only 24 days away! I can't wait to play with all those sweet babies! Hmmmm…..I wonder how big they will be then?

    I think all the preparations are in place, except we have not have a recent report on the party favors. Rio?

  13. Wölfie Wigglebu
    5:48 am on June 16th, 2010

    So, the murder of Albie was apparently recent. My guess is that the moaner is Astrid! Hopefully, I was wrong about her demise!

  14. Staff
    5:58 am on June 16th, 2010

    My goodness things are moving along quickly now. Whatever could be next?

    Yesterday we saw a really tiny baby fawn trotting through the farm yard after it's mother. Their little legs are just like springs they bounce around so much.

    If we had dogs instead of cats we would not have deer in our yard. Or fuzzbutts either. I watched a very annoyed and frustrated fuzzbutt trying to leap up on the metal pole that holds my sunflower birdfeeder. Up he would leap, and down he would slide, landing on his fuzzy butt. He would try it three times and then leap around in frustration.

    heh heh heh

    I sprayed the pole with olive oil Pam. He kept coming back but only tried three times at once.

    I could see 5 fuzzbutts in the yard and garden all at the same time! I will probably have to put on more spray this afternoon.

    ~Staff

  15. Riö - The Evil
    6:03 am on June 16th, 2010

    Wolfie!… We have not been in the mood to make party favors lately… snort!…So there is nothing new to report on that front….grunt!

  16. Lexi
    6:06 am on June 16th, 2010

    How and why did it say quacky cover? I HATE DUCKS!!!

  17. Lexi
    6:10 am on June 16th, 2010

    I just looked at the post and it said, "quacky cover" with no puncuation and grammar checks, really. And it had not title, but underneath recently posts, it said 1586 or something like that for this post.

    And yes, the murder is proved to be recent. Good job, all!

    Tailwags and licks. Lexi-a conflicted puppy.

  18. Lexi
    6:11 am on June 16th, 2010

    Bee: Why would you like to see me pout…??

  19. ÄbbietheKitty
    6:16 am on June 16th, 2010

    ~Lexi honey,

    Chill out babe.

    Quacky is a duck book for kids that Mr A. has written. He might be practicing for some more teasing of the 'people down below' soon. He does so love to tease us, and since he has been advancing the C. and B. story line quite well lately, I expect a major tease soon.

    Hopefully not a T* F* style teasing.

    Sorry you don't like Ducks. I like birds myself.

    ÄbbietheKitty

  20. Barb & Maggie
    6:18 am on June 16th, 2010

    We don't have any fuzzbutts in our yard. We have big trees,but they are Maples and fuzzbutts don't like that kind. Mom has a finch feeder, one for regular seeds, a hummingbird feeder and a suet feeder, so she keeps everyone happy (except me, I try to chase them all away when I go out). Her favorites are Woodpeckers, Cardinals and Baltimore Orioles.

    I think whoever is moaning is not in the freezer. Maybe tied up in a closet.

    The tree guys are her, starting to clean up the big mess.

  21. Barb & Maggie
    6:18 am on June 16th, 2010

    Meant to say tree guys are here, not her.

  22. dawson
    6:24 am on June 16th, 2010

    Chet: What is it Bernie wants to do before he calls the M.E.? After he finds out who is moaning, of course.

    WWWWW: Hurrah! You're back. Lew Archer was Ross MacDonald's character. John MacDonald wrote about Travis McGee. Lots of MacDonalds out there.

    Staff: Spraying oil on a metal pole is the price you have to pay for not having a Mollypop. What a funny spectacle that must be watching the squirrel slide down and get frustrated.

  23. B. Stover
    6:39 am on June 16th, 2010

    Lexi: I'd like to see you pout because as a kid I pouted and was teased about it.

    Since the moan is "faint and distant," I don't think it's someone else in the freezer. And I think Chet would have smelled something else besides Albie if it were coming from the freezer. Actually I'm guessing that it isn't any of our main characters, but rather one of Albie's staff. I'm also guessing that what Bernie wants to do before calling the M.E. is look around some more.

  24. Siberian Husky
    6:44 am on June 16th, 2010

    I'm as curious about what it is that Bernie wants to do before he calls the M.E. as I am about who is moaning. I'm looking forward to the next few installments because I have no idea what is coming next in the story.

  25. Siberian Husky
    6:54 am on June 16th, 2010

    Staff, we once watched a documentary on tv that was filmed in England about people trying to keep squirrels out of the birdfeeders. It was funny, but at the same time, everything they tried failed. You have found a simple answer that works.

    No birdfeeders or baby fawns in my yard because, well, you know.

  26. ÄbbietheKitty
    7:03 am on June 16th, 2010

    Yes, Siber-H I do know.

    AbbietheKitty

  27. Lexi
    8:32 am on June 16th, 2010

    I think it may be someone tied up or something somewhere in the house that's moaning to get Bernie's attention. You know where I'm going here?

  28. Lexi
    8:33 am on June 16th, 2010

    Bee. So you want to tease me when you see me pout? You're a meanie doggie! Grr!

  29. dawson
    9:29 am on June 16th, 2010

    Lexi: It's B. Stover the English Teacher, not Beast Over the doggie. She's a human and probably just thinks you'd be even more cute when you're mad than you already are.

  30. ÄbbietheKitty
    9:35 am on June 16th, 2010

    Wolfie,

    I agree, quilter's must stick together. I am glad to see you posting. You probably are having a very interesting life right now and don't have a lot of spare time.

    Best wishes from the Kats!

    This afternoon I have to dig in a closet to bring out something my sister (the other, non Dawson, sister) wants me to bring when I go visit her this weekend. It means moving a ton of things that are in front of the thing I have to bring her.

    I have delayed it by cleaning up the cutting area of my quilt room. Unfortunately that is done and now I am delaying it by talking to you-all.

    I did spray some more Pam on the feeder pole. The squirrels were winning.

    (((sigh)))

    OK, here I go.

    At least I will have fun watching the ballgame tonight. (Assuming I live through the closet unpacking).

    Right Rio????

  31. Mollypop
    10:18 am on June 16th, 2010

    I want you all to know that I do a very good job of keeping the fuzzbutts out of our yard. But sometimes I am in the house.

    Mom put a bird feeder near the fence that was called a Squirrel Flipper – a tube feeder with a circular perch around the bottom. Mom would charge it up in the house and when a fuzzbutt stepped onto the perch it started going around, finally throwing the fuzzbutt off.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocRG3r2zBw&NR

    Then one day we looked out the window and a fuzzbutt was sitting on the fence and put out his paw to press on the perch to see if it would go around. It didn't because Mom needed to charge it up again. So he hopped on!

  32. Melanie
    11:35 am on June 16th, 2010

    Still resting. I hate traveling in cars.

    So the first pic, the pup just needs a cigar and a drink!

    The second is their first feeding of baby cereal. One is unclear on the concept!

    [img ]http://www.chetthedog.com/wp-content/uploads/1276720515-P1010003.JPG[/img]
    [img ]http://www.chetthedog.com/wp-content/uploads/1276720531-P1010011.JPG[/img]

  33. B. Stover
    11:43 am on June 16th, 2010

    I think that fuzzbutts are very smart and cute. I let them share the food I put out for the birds. There is also the occasional jack rabbit.

    Lexi: Dawson is correct. I think you would be even cuter pouting. Besides, it's as much fun teasing you as it is trying to irritate Rio.

    Wonder how staff is doing in the closet.

    Has anyone made any further decisions about who is moaning and where? In DOI Albie's house is described by Chet as "the biggest house I'd ever seen, more like a palace, surrounded by high walls."

  34. Staff
    12:11 pm on June 16th, 2010

    ~BStover, I prefer to wait and have Chet tell me what is happening. I tend to get frustrated when I have to speculate with insufficient data. I am the oldest child and need to know all the answers. Just ask Dawson, she will tell on me…er I mean tell you.

    yes I have excavated the closet. Now the only problem is getting all that stuff back in it. I had to wait a while as AbbietheKitty wanted to go in the way-back and curl up on a box of something. I was willing to delay the work so I went away for a while.

    Now she is out and practicing her mattress testing so I could get it done now….

    Hmmmm

    Doesn't seem to be happening.

    Later guys.

    ~Staff

  35. Riö - The Evil
    1:04 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Heh!… So we have greasy squirrels and future flying squirrels!… snicker!… I hate squirrels. I would love to see one throw off that perch!…Molly! make sure it gets recharged and then take a picture of a surprised flying squirrel!…snort!

    Alice!… I will not be able to watch the game with you tonight…bummer!…Me and Her will be spending the night over at her mother’s house….sniff!… Her dad took a big turn for the worse and is losing his battle with lung cancer very quickly. Her mom needs extra help and support right now, so we will be staying over there tonight and probably tomorrow night….grunt!…There is no internet access, so I will not be able to make fun of your team while they lose to the Rockies tonight….snort!…But you will be in our thoughts and claps…sigh.

    Life!… You never know how much you can take sometimes, and sometimes you can take more than you ever thought possible… sniff! … The hospice nurse doesn’t think dad has very long and her mom knows it will be very very soon…Dad gave the good fight. Big strapping strong man reduced to 110 lbs and now incoherent….sob!…Its all very hard but I know my friend will get through this too…snuffle!… She does worry about her mother as they have been married for 56 years.

    Please!…Don’t feel bad for us… gruff!…We have gotten to spend lots of time with him and she has said everything she wanted to say… snort!…I will be able to hang out here for a while because she is doing laundry for the over-nights…grunt!… I will be able to log on tomorrow at some point, just don’t know when right now.

    Melanie!…Is that Greedy Guts in the plate?? …heh!…What a guy.

  36. Mollypop
    1:12 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Rio – You need to click on the url in my Squirrel Flipper comments. It show the little beasties getting the treatment they deserve. They fly right off.

  37. Riö - The Evil
    1:19 pm on June 16th, 2010

    OH! Molly!….That is hilarious!…HA!…We are both dying of laughter over here…snort!snort! ….thanks for that!

  38. Siberian Husky
    1:32 pm on June 16th, 2010

    We'll miss you, Rio, and both you and your friend will be in our thoughts.

  39. Riö - The Evil
    1:38 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Siberh!… I am counting on you giving Alice a very hard time tonight! ….snort!….Especially if our guys get some mighty hits!…grunt!… Hopefully Wookie will help you out with this! Oh and Dawson!…wheeze!… Maybe she will be there chiming in too!…heh!

  40. Siberian Husky
    1:44 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Molly, that video is funny!!! Some of my friends at the dog park need to see that one. It more than makes up for the times that the squirrels get away from us dogs.

    The puppies are sooo cute. Looking at them now, it's hard to believe that they will grow up to be such BIG dogs.

  41. Lexi
    1:44 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Rio! You are so mean! Don't taunt Alice!! Don't make me come over there!!

    Dawson! I made a typo. I don't even know what I was thinking when I typed 'doggie'. Sorry, Bee!!!

  42. Siberian Husky
    1:46 pm on June 16th, 2010

    I'll do my best, Rio!!! Hopefully, mom will bury her nose in a book and will be paying no attention what I am doing on the computer.

  43. Staff
    1:48 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Dear Rio,

    Our thoughts are with you tonight and tomorrow. We will try to be respectful this evening while watching the Twins defeat the Rockies.

    I expect that Alice will get her share of abuse, but she can handle it just like you are handling your difficult times. I am glad you are able to help your parents during this last part of your Dad's life.

    See you later, pal.

    Alice, Abbie and Staff

  44. Siberian Husky
    1:55 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Here we go already…Lexi, I am going to try to break this to you gently..Rio is not afraid of you.

  45. Mollypop
    2:09 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Rio – You and your friend will be with her father tonight. I think the Rockies will play their best no matter what. SiberH will cheer them on and Alice will give them the Eyes.

  46. Riö - The Evil
    2:18 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Packed!… Well, we are almost out of here….snort!… I know I will miss all you guys so much, but like I said, I will be able to check in sometime tomorrow, hopefully….grunt! Regarding the blog mystery, I think the other body is kind of far away cuz he used the word ‘distant’ (again!)…heh!.. Remember ‘distant future’… Thats our Chet!… Anyway, the game will be on soon! Can’t wait. We are packing our hotdogs for the special event! (really!)

    So!…Goodbye for now and see you all soon!…schnauben!… Pug nips! Pug tail wags( maybe not ).

    GO ROCKIES!…WOOOOO! … Hey don’t forget to Clap you guys!…heh!

  47. B. Stover
    2:31 pm on June 16th, 2010

    See you Rio. And I'm sorry for what you and your friend are going through.

  48. B. Stover
    2:32 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Staff: I'm the oldest child also.

  49. Melanie
    2:58 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Oh, Riö, I'm sorry for you and your friend. Blessings to her father and mother.

  50. Bluecat
    3:16 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Rio – may all those thoughtful prayers you prayed for all of us, including puppies, return to you now, carrying peace.

  51. Siberian Husky
    3:25 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Very well said, Bluecat

  52. Sam
    3:37 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Oh Rio, you, your friend and her parents are in our prayers.

  53. Siberian Husky
    4:03 pm on June 16th, 2010

    I'm following the baseball game and howling for the Rockies, but I am going to watch Ice Road Truckers for one hour in the hopes that while I am away, the Rockies will score some runs. GO ROCKIES!!!

  54. dawson
    4:06 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Rio: You go help out your friends mother and father. We will miss you mightily but your friend needs your support and you're always there to help out your family. I'll try to keep Siber H. clapping in rhythm during the ball games.

  55. dawson
    4:10 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Yikes!

    Those Twins are ahead already!

    Siber H: Clap-clap! Clap-clap-clap!

  56. dawson
    4:26 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Siber H: I noticed a show called Ice Pilots last week but I didn't watch it. Ice Road Truckers seems more exciting.

    Staff: I have to root for the Rockies because my picks for the World Series are Detroit and the Rockies and those blankety-blank Twins are in the way.

    Clap-clap! Clap-clap clap!

    Lexi: I was pretty sure you knew B.Stover was a 2 legged.

  57. wookie of chevy chas
    4:43 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Rio and SiberH. Rooting hard for the Rockies here. And Rio, our thoughts and prayers are with you and your friend. Take care, my friend. Wookie

  58. Alice Johnson
    4:43 pm on June 16th, 2010

    WoW!!

    Way to go Twinkies!

    Scott Baker has 10 strikeouts. Whoo-Eeeee!

    Too bad, but I bet Rio is happy not to be watching this. Heh.

  59. dawson
    4:58 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Wow!

    I left to water the garden and when I came back my last post was still sitting here and it was already posted up above as well. I had to erase it with my backspace button and when I did, my post previous to that one showed up and I had to erase it also. Gee, makes it hard not to double post.

    Clap clap! Clap, clap, clap! Come on Rockies!

  60. Siberian Husky
    5:05 pm on June 16th, 2010

    The score didn't change while I was away. Thanks for helping out Dawson and Wookie…we have to do this for Rio and the Rockies. I think Rio is able to watch this game, so I know he is clapping away. I think I am better at howling and woo wooing for the Rockies than I am at clapping.

  61. Siberian Husky
    5:12 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Dawson, I'll watch for a show called Ice Pilots…maybe it is only on Canadian tv. There was some nice video of the northern lights in Ice Road Truckers.

  62. Siberian Husky
    5:14 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Alice has appeared! I was afraid she had gotten into the catnip and forgotten about the ballgame.

  63. Siberian Husky
    5:18 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Mom is reading Down The Rabbit Hole so she has no idea that I watched Ice Road Truckers and am using the computer. I'm unsupervised, hee hee

  64. dawson
    6:00 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Siber H: Unsupervised! As long as you don't run out the door and take off over the hills. Twins won, darnit.

    Staff: Say hello to littlest sister for me.

    Work in the morning so Good Night.

  65. Siberian Husky
    6:10 pm on June 16th, 2010

    To put a positive spin on this baseball game…the Rockies didn't lose by much.

    Goodnight All! Goodnight PUPPIES!

  66. Staff
    8:21 pm on June 16th, 2010

    Goodnight everyone,

    We had a visitor and I had to be polite and not watch the ball game. Drat. However we (the Twinkies) won so that is OK.

    Dawson, I will give MDP my regards. You say Hi to the inmates for me.

    Nighty night.

    ~Staff

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