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Friend of the Month Non-Reminder

Because our problem re uploading to the Friends of Chet gallery has not yet been solved, there will be no Friend of the Month contest for October. Apologies, and thanks for your patience. Friend of the Month will take place as usual at Chet’s Facebook page – www.facebook.com/ChetTheDog.

Meanwhile, here’s something Tundra sent into the comments section recently:

 

Admin’s World Series Picks!

Were as follows (March 31):

Head: Rays vs. Cards.

Heart: Red Sox vs. Dodgers

“Hey,” Admin says, “the Cards and Dodgers are still in it! Do I win something?”

“Only in a land where you get a trophy for just getting out of bed in the morning.”

“Hmm. Could that be the makings of an SNL sketch?”

“No.”

Note: Still working on a fix for the Friends gallery. No uploading possible at this time.

Chetspeak on Sunday

“ … speaking of high school, my very first piece on the high school paper,” Suzie was saying, “an exposé of janitorial salaries that made the principal – Chet? What are you doing?”

What was I doing?

“Not digging at the seat, by any chance?”

Digging at the seat? Me? Of course not. My front paw was poised like this because … just because. Up ahead, the car with the cat in back swung onto an exit ramp and disappeared from view. My paw came down and rested comfortably on the seat, a seat that felt slightly rougher than before, hardly at all, not worth a second thought.

“Good boy,” Suzie said.

That was me! I gave the side of her face a nice big lick. She laughed. “Stop it – we’ll have an accident.” So I stopped, and if not then, at least not too long after. Suzie was the best! When I was with her I didn’t even miss … uh-oh, but I did. I did miss Bernie, just a bit. Then more and more. I curled up on the seat and thought about him, all nice thoughts.

– from PAW AND ORDER.

Note: Still working on a fix for the Friends gallery. No uploading possible at this time.

 

Do We Need This?

No!

http://kxan.com/2014/09/26/mutant-giant-spider-dog-weaves-terrifying-web-of-pranks/

Note: Still working on a fix for the Friends gallery. No uploading possible at this time.