Archive for February, 2011
February 28th, 2011 Posted 9:05 am
“What does it mean that the only two movies we actually saw,” says Spence, “The King’s Speech and The Fighter, were the big winners last night?”
“It means,” says Admin, “that we’re hip and cool.”
I open my eyes. Admin and Spence are hip and cool? Is that what I just heard? We got involved with some hipsters once, a case that all came down to a pork pie hat and whose was it. Hats, of course, smell just like whoever wears them but more so, meaning IDing the perp – happened to be a traveling graffiti artist name of Wanksy – wasn’t much of a challenge. But the point is Admin and Spence wouldn’t make you think of Wanksy in any way. Funny thing right now is how pleased with themselves Admin and Spence are looking.
RIP: Duke Snider
Welcome Dolly, Jake, Duke
February 27th, 2011 Posted 8:44 am
Why not? Because we’re leaving the land of Kermit Ruffins.
Welcome frisbee aficionado, Mango, Dexter.
February 26th, 2011 Posted 9:20 am
“Any favorite moment with Kermit Ruffins?” says Admin.
“I liked,” says Spence, “when after a number he’d take one step back, down some more beer – a good year for Bud, as he said – then step up to the microphone and say, ‘And we’re back.’ Like a TV host just returning from a commercial break.”
“Guess you had to be there.”
“But we were.”
Welcome Joey, Lucy and dialogue-loving Ian.
February 25th, 2011 Posted 11:08 am
“Any reason for this lapse?” says Admin.
“Blame Kermit Ruffins,” Spence says, and goes back to sleep.